I've waited years to invade a planet. There's nothing to do on Irk! All I did was sit in my room and play videogames, and egged misceláneo Irkens. My teleportation powers were taken away because I was teleporting out of trouble.
So, in the dead of night, I snuck out, and grabbed a S.I.R. unit. Her eyes lit up yellow. "HIIII!" she said. I decided to name her Marabeth after my old friend who passed away. She loved the color yellow. "Marabeth, help me find the things I need to invade a planet." I said. Her eyes turned red, "Yes, my master!"
We found the things we needed, and we got into my ship,...
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