You say all of Barneys catchphrases ............ and your not joking around

...you have custom-made motivational posters hanging on your wall

you ask random people for all kinds of high fives..like the hypothetical five or the phone five..and dont understand why they give you a puzzled look

You ask your friends to play Zitch Dog with you when you are in a car journey.

When you sing everything you do

You decided to leave something for your future self to deal with =D

i can tell ya: you read a spoiler and you dont like with the storyline..you are actually really pissed off and in a bad mood.
true story..this brotp is killing me right now!

I actually take the time to type a soapbox and you'd never done it before but you felt like this programme deserved one from a straight up fan of the show.

You get such positive feedback off it, you then forward it to CBS and cross every bones in your body they don't axe the programme after reading it.

AND THEN you actually add legendary and awesome to your vocabulary and start to consider calling your 1st born son Barney!

I'm with Germany. When I read about them breaking up Lucas and Peyton in One Tree Hill I was mad but really I should have just waited until I saw it to judge it =) So that's what I'm trying to do with Brotp.

Anyway, You know you are obsessed with HIMYM when...
-In the event of a bad haircut, you think of Native American Headdress before you think of Hat.
-You are dying to know what happened with the pineapple.
-you have used the phrase "what up" or "true story" or "say what?" more than once.

lol muse fan your firstborn will be proud to carry such an awesome name
and yeah sualey..i hope you are right- i am trying to calm myself down at the moment. thing is..as it always is with these things of course..I speak from personal experience..hence the high moral standars ;)

...you talk in a high pitched voice
...you sometimes space out and don't pay attention to what someone's saying
...you do magic at bars
...you always have a form letter with you

can i just say again that we are now rockin the forums bro style!?
glad to see some new faces er.. icons

well thats it..you start rockin stuff..brostyle!

...you hate going to malls

You actually use the verb Ted-out and Ted-up
You believe that Carl is in fact a vampire (or any other bartender)

...you let your future-selves make big decisions

-You have sat and explained one of Barney's rules (Lemon Law, Platinum Rule) to your friends and or actually used the rule (Like Germany does with the Lemon law :D )
-You understand how a pumpkin can be slutty.

-You believe in the cockamouse.
-You believe in Nessie.
-You think people are crazy/have a terrible sense of humour for not watching/loving the show.

...you Ted-out/Ted-up about things

-You sit on Himym spot when you are supposed to be working/studying.

you frantically search the net for things that happened on the show- because you cant believe how you could forget ANYTHING that happened!

...you spend your money on HIMYM merchandise or in fact buy an original signed script

you did!? you have a script?
OH NOOOO your questions are gonna be EVIL!

Yes, I do have a script. I won't ask any evil questions. They seem to be evil enough already... I only ask questions one can answer with a little cheating, don't worry ; )

...you count the hours til the next episode airs

You rewatch old episodes and know which line is coming next.
Barney: He's the awesomest, most best lookingest, greatest guy ever!
Lily: He's exactly like Barney.
Barney: That's what I just said.
=D

...you just need to see a screencap and know exactly which ep and scene it is

-You sit and hum Sandcastles in the sand and therefore people now think you are loopey.

-You were heartbroken when Lily asked Marshall to get back together and he said no and you were super happy when they got to say I do at their dream outdoor small wedding with a guitar =D

the breaking up scene gives me a heart ache every time i see it..seriously...the way lily desperately screams pause..heart wait for it breaking
oh thats another one..did i mention this already!? you start breaking up words and put a" wait for it" in the middle :)

-You have quoted something from Himym then giggled all by yourself because nobody else gets you. Like today when I said to someone
I would bet you A flobiddy jillion dollars then laughed away to myself as they looked at me like I was high.

...you're talking to people and they wouldn't look at you, you make Barney's 'look at me'-gesture

-You still Want to know what the hell happened with the pineapple.
-You have tried to use the pause function while arguing with someone

...you call shotgun for eternity when someone shows you their new car

Oh my goodness, that was going to be my last one!! I did that today, my brother got a new car and I just randomly went "Shotgun for eternity" Then laughed as I realised nobody else knew what I was talking about =D
Ok I need a new one then.
-You judge other shows based on how good they are compared to Himym.

...you're a fan of Field of Dreams, That's So Raven, Star Wars and the Backstreet Boys
...you have a life-sized storm trooper in your apartment
...you answer to the question what you do for a living with a little laugh followed by the word please

I love to quote HIMYM. In Germany it's weirder because only a few people know the show : D

...you're getting a cold you just think your nose overflows with awesome

-Your background on your computer/mobile phone is something related to How I Met Your Mother.

...you cough before you insult someone

use himym quotes in everyday confersations, even when talking to people who never seen the show!

-You substitute the word fudge for F**k.

...you believe in the olive theory
...you're afraid of opening a bottle of champagne
...you have your very own stovinkorator

-You have drank a Thankstini.
(1 part Vodka,2 parts Cranberry juice, 1 Chicken Boullion Cube)

-You look through your activity and find that you have posted in the himym forum 169 times =)
(170 now!)

...you really do send an application to be Barney's wingman to barneystinson@yahoo.com

-You sit for hours trying to work out words for difficult letters in the A-z game =P

-You realise that everybody that contributes to How I Met Your Mother has a medal because we all contribute so much all of the time =D

...on Halloween you choose between the following costumes:

Penguin
Devil
Hanging chad
Gay pirate
Parrot
Hänsel or Gretel
Slutty pumpkin
Pilot from Top Gun
Turtle (I know the turtle's from Best Prom Ever but it's so cute : ) )

...you think you totally pull off red cowboy boots
...you want to change Fanpop's sign out into sign oot

...you want to change Fanpop's sign out into sign oot
totally!!!

We got like 1 and a half million more than The Big Bang Theory- (sualey)

you say "we" instead of "they" when talking about the show :D