HILLARIOUS HOUSE NUMBER 4♥ Dr. House:Your guilt. It's perverse, and it makes tu a crappy doctor. It also makes tu okay at what tu do. Dr. Cuddy:You figure a perverted sense of guilt makes me a good boss? Dr. House: Now, would the world be a better place if people never felt guilty? Makes sex better. [Pointing to Stacy] Should have seen her in the last months of our relationship. Lot of guilt. Lot of screaming. I know this wasn't just because it was your roof. Cuddy... tu see the world as it is, and tu see the world as it could be. What tu don't see is what everybody else sees: the giant, gaping chasm in between.[/i
Dr. Cuddy: [i]House, I'm not naive. Irealize— Dr. House: If tu did, tu never would have hired me. You're not happy unless things are just right. Which means two things: you're a good boss, and you'll never be happy. por the way why does everyone think that tu and I had sex? Think there could be something to it? [shrugs]
HILLARIOUS HOUSE NUMBER 5♥ Dr. House: Death row guy. I want the case. Dr. Cuddy: How do tu even know about him? tu don't have access to the hospital's mainframe. Dr. House: No, but "partypants" does. Dr. Cuddy: You estola my password? Dr. House: Hardly counts as stealing; it's a pretty obvious choice.
HILLARIOUS HOUSE NUMBER 6♥ Dr. Cuddy: You're actually talking about killing her. Dr. House: Just for a little while, I'll bring her right back. Dr. Cuddy: Oh, well, in that case go ahead. Why are we even talking?