I'm just curious, What's your guys favorito! House MD quotes?

It's not rly a quote, but this moment:

Cameron: We're gonna cure death?

House: MWHUAHAHAHAHA! ...doubt it.

Cameron&Chase&Foreman: o_O...

Currently I'm a big fan of the two Freud-quotes.
1)"No Freudian analysis of how the waterbed is really a great big vagina I want to crawl into?"
2)"What the Freud is that about?"

This would btw make for a better foros topic than a pregunta here =)

Cuddy: You'll hire a woman doctor?

House: tu think we just sit around talking sports and belching and farting when the chicks aren't around? (he burps BRRRRP) por when?

Cuddy: siguiente week.

House: siguiente week it is.

it's too long to be a quote, but I never forgot this scene... (I still remember how he dicho "Teeny tiny baby coffins")

Young Mother: We're not vaccinating.

Young Mother: [Takes a toy frog and starts to make frog sounds]

House: Think they don't work?

Young Mother: I think some multinational pharmaceutical company wants me to think they work. Pad their bottom line.

House: Mmmm. May I? [He takes the frog and starts to do the gribbit noise with the baby]

Young Mother: [Whispered] Sure.

House: Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit. All natural no dies. That's a good business: all-natural children's toys. Those toy companies, they don't arbitrarily mark up their frogs. They don't lie about how much they spend in research and development. The worst a toy company can be accused of is making a really boring frog.

House: Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit. tu know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. tu can get them in frog green o fuego engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect
the kid for 6 months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like tu decide they'd rather let their kid die then cough up 40 bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop REALLY fast. Gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit, gribbit.

Young Mother: Tell me what she has.

House: A cold.

"everybody lies" ...also "babysteps"

'And the perra is back'

All ... he just makes my día :D