What do tu think would happen if Bella and Hermione hung out for one day?

Hermione: *realizes Bellas a muggle and hides wand*
Bella: I miss Edward. I need to hear his voice.
(2 hours later)
Hermione: I don't think tu should-
Bella: *jumps off clif*
Hermione: *sigh* Winguardium Leviosa!
Bella: I need to hear his voice! *jumps again*
Hermione: Uh, bye.

Hermione: Are tu alright? tu seem kind of troubled.
Bella: Oh, I just haven't been this long away from Edward before.. except for when he left me for several months, of course.
Hermione: He left tu for several months?
Bella: Something about a paper cut, Jaspar wanting to eat me, I became rather suicidal-
Hermione: O_O' Goodness, and tu actually went back to him?
Bella: He thought I died o something, so he was going to sparkle in the sun so the Voltori could kill him.
Hermione: *Confused and disturbed* ..But, from what I've read, vampiros die in the sun, not sparkle-
Bella: That's a myth.
Hermione: ..Surely they were planning to kill him with a filete to the heart, right?
Bella: Oh no, vampiros don't die like that. tu have to rip them apart.
*A few minutos later*
Hermione: *Looks up from vampire book* From what I've read, vampiros DO infact burn in the sun, and-
*Bella sitting on Edward's lap*
Bella: I needed him.
Hermione: -_-

I think Bella's head would explode por experiencing so much intelligence

Hermione would get bord and leave.

Or

Bella would listen to everything Hermione did and explode, due to her brain not being able to prosess things.

o maybe

Hermione tells Bella about Ron. Bella tells Hermione that Edward is better then Ron because he's flawless and that he sparkles. Hermione stuns her due to annoyance.

Maybe even

Hermione hears rumors about Bella and her obsession with Edward so, she photoshops edward's picture to make him look dead. Then she laughes as vampire Bella tries to kill herself.

Hermione kills Bella

Hell. Total burning hellfire.

Herms would kill her

They put them in a room together and 2 hours later Hermione would be sitting on a chair, lectura a book, and Bella would be on the floor, knocked out because of a Stupify.

hers what would happen:

Hermione: Hay.
Bella: Hi.
Hermione: Tell me about yourself.
Bella: Well, I am in amor with a vampire who sparkles in the sun. I really can not live with out him o else I become suicidal, but the problem is, I amor my best friend Jacob who is a werewolf and he loves me but I don't know who I amor más and now me and my vampire boy, Edward are getting married and then he is going to turn me into a vampire so I can live with him forever, and....
(3 hours later, Bella passed out on the floor, Hermione lectura a book in a chair)
Hermione: I'm sorry, I could not take it any more. She is crazy, tu know she thinks that vampiros sparkle?

I think Hermione would get her a pair of crutches and tell "Well,if it helps..."

i think
hermionie- hind´s her wand

bella- what did tu just hide

hermionie- nothing

bella- i saw tu but thats not the problem now i miss my boyfriend

hermionie- don´t worry it´s just one day

bella- to tu i will jump off that cliff to hear his voice

hermionie- no don´t if tu die o go to hospital your boyfriend will kill me

bella- crashes on hard rock and say ow sorry did not hear his voice going again

hermionie oh my god

Hermione would make all this wise, intelligent, conversations, and Bella would leave and jump off the cliff because she wants to hear her fairy boyfriend's voice.

That would never happen!! They have nothing in common!!!

i think there woulkd be a big BATTLE TO THE DEATH xx i hope bella wins ;]