My Immortal por Tara Gilesbie - the world's worst fanfic (or best depending how tu look at it) 

"If u dun lik it ur f** posa n prep!"

You know, originally I thought it was terrible because of the bad writing, but then I realised (thanks to the author's notes) the reason I found it terrible is because I'm an awful poser prep of evil and I suck.

I'll be honest, after a while I stopped reading the actual story (it was making my soul cry) and just started skipping to the author's notes, they're the best bit. I stopped reading the story around the time Dumbledore called the characters motherf*****s

*snort* One of my friends sent me this link and we now refer to it as "The THING". Despite the general awfulness of it - I thought it was HILARIOUS. Especially when Dumbledore called Draco and "Enoby D'arkness Dementia Raven Way" (*shudders*) motherf*****s! That was pure epicness. But the Mary-Sue's could give Bella Swan a run for her money and that's saying something.

Enoby D'akrness Dementia Raven Way is SO not a Mary-Sue Msr Girnt! Shes a depressd goth wif issues ok?! And the only reason Dumbledore called them motherf****s is cos he had a headache and he was mad about them doing it! (That's very close to the Author's notes). Honestly half my conversations on Facebook this week have been quotes from this fanfic.

My total love for this fanfic cannot be expressed through words. And nobody could try to be this bad - it has to be genuine which just makes it even more awesome!

*snort* This brilliant. She thinks Crookshanks is a spell. Just.. excellent. "ABRA KADABRA!" Comedy magic.

“Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” Hahahaha the best part though is when McGonagall says: “Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” This shit is hilarious!!!!!

When she called Wormtail "the fat guy who killed Cedric" it made my life xD