Soo; me and a girl in a class of mine who is known to be a Twilight fan were at school, bored, and had finished our work. So we decided to have a little debate (we do this all the time) over e-mail:
Ps; "Raavenclaw" is clearly me, por the way. And I don't think she's that good at debating - not that I am - but she doesn't speak for all Twilight fans. A lot of people on here are much better.
From: "Raavenclaw"
Sent: 24 January 2011 12:56
To: "Aurora"
Subject: RE:
Aurora:
hi cant wait to write about edward hahaa jk x
Raavenclaw:
:) i amor neville, he's bamf x
Aurora:
wierdo.
edwards too sexy for his volvo too sexy for bella........ what happens next
Raavenclaw:
Harry, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, Luna, Dean & Seamus team up to kill the Twilight characters. Harry Avada Kedavra's Edward/Cedric and bella kills herself por la-pushing herself off the cliff
happy ever after x
Aurora:
nooooooooooooo the cullen mostrar up the bite the life out of the harry potter characters as they took bella prisoner they kill the harry potter characters and bella and edward marry and live HAPPILY EVER AFTER x
Raavenclaw:
Don;t tu mean - that would never happen as Bella would scoff at Luna's lion hat and Luna would turn around, Stupefy her, then say calmly "ooh sorry, must've been the wrackspurts, I thought tu were a troll." and Hermione would say, "I thought tu were Grawp!" And Bella would run crying and push herself off the cliff, Edward would try to bite Luna & Hermione but would be attacked por a mixture of curses por Harry, Ginny, Ron, Neville, Luna & Hermione and leave looking really messed-up with bad acne. Then; he would try to steal Ginny, she'd kick him where it hurts & do Levicorpus on him andjust as he fell down and was about to bite Harry he would Avada Kedavra him. Meanwhile Jacob would go to Azkaban for being an unregistered animagus with the nerve to call himself a werewolf and insult Remus Lupin's memory x
Aurora:
Welll really ginny couldnt kibk him where it hurts and it wunt hurt him anyways cos hes immortal and dead so there also the cullens would get every vampire and tell them that wizards are threating the existence of vampiros they would all come with a force field and the wizard clan would have no chance against the vampiros and if the force field was broken they would all bite the wizards and kills them :)
Raavenclaw:
Why couldnt ginny kick him where it hurts? because he has nothing there?
And, ffssss darling EDWARD IS NOT A VAMPIRE. Rufus Scrimgeour and the people behind the Rotfang Conspiracy are REAL VAMPIRES. dont tu read the Quibbler?
Pluuussss; not even dead people are seguro from Avada Kedavra - only Harry.
the Harry Potter side has the gryffindors, the ravenclaws, the hufflepuffs, the slytherins, the parents, the professors, the order members, the death eaters, the dark lord & every person who died in the war. tu vampiros have no hope x
Aurora:
yeah they do are the dark side really gonna fight against the vampiros with the good side come on amor think use your hed :)
Raavenclaw:
Yes; they would if it was against the Cullens. Our mutual hate for Twilight connects even Death Eaters & Order members, and that's not easy. WE HAVE BELLATRIX LESTRANGE and MOLLY WEASLEY.
just give up now x
Aurora:
I shall not give up because i had the time of my life and i ow it all to twilight yesssss i ow it all to r-patz
Raavenclaw:
i assume you've just dado up now, yes? yes? good x
Aurora:
No cos I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRYS I DO I DO
Raavenclaw:
HA. tu admit Eddiekins is a faerie. tu lose x
Aurora:
NO HE IS A CHARISMATIC AND HE MAY SHINE IN THE SUN BUT AT LEAST HE DOESNT DIE LIKE NORMAL vampiros X
Raavenclaw:
"NORMAL" aka. REAL vampiros are already dead and only die through contact with the sun, a stake etc. GOOD vampiros WITH FLAWS.
and he is not charismatic. Only Alan Rickman, Joey Richter o Rupert Grint are truly charismatic. (I missed out a whole host of other people because I didn't want to type it all)
Aurora:
errrr all three of the las are really bad actors the best actor in the world is r-patz
Raavenclaw:
Not really. he was only good as Cedric.
How are they bad actors? Alan Rickman is amazing, especially his voice, no-one could play Ron like Rupert Grint and I guarantee tu don't know who Joey Richter is.
Ps; "Raavenclaw" is clearly me, por the way. And I don't think she's that good at debating - not that I am - but she doesn't speak for all Twilight fans. A lot of people on here are much better.
From: "Raavenclaw"
Sent: 24 January 2011 12:56
To: "Aurora"
Subject: RE:
Aurora:
hi cant wait to write about edward hahaa jk x
Raavenclaw:
:) i amor neville, he's bamf x
Aurora:
wierdo.
edwards too sexy for his volvo too sexy for bella........ what happens next
Raavenclaw:
Harry, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, Luna, Dean & Seamus team up to kill the Twilight characters. Harry Avada Kedavra's Edward/Cedric and bella kills herself por la-pushing herself off the cliff
happy ever after x
Aurora:
nooooooooooooo the cullen mostrar up the bite the life out of the harry potter characters as they took bella prisoner they kill the harry potter characters and bella and edward marry and live HAPPILY EVER AFTER x
Raavenclaw:
Don;t tu mean - that would never happen as Bella would scoff at Luna's lion hat and Luna would turn around, Stupefy her, then say calmly "ooh sorry, must've been the wrackspurts, I thought tu were a troll." and Hermione would say, "I thought tu were Grawp!" And Bella would run crying and push herself off the cliff, Edward would try to bite Luna & Hermione but would be attacked por a mixture of curses por Harry, Ginny, Ron, Neville, Luna & Hermione and leave looking really messed-up with bad acne. Then; he would try to steal Ginny, she'd kick him where it hurts & do Levicorpus on him andjust as he fell down and was about to bite Harry he would Avada Kedavra him. Meanwhile Jacob would go to Azkaban for being an unregistered animagus with the nerve to call himself a werewolf and insult Remus Lupin's memory x
Aurora:
Welll really ginny couldnt kibk him where it hurts and it wunt hurt him anyways cos hes immortal and dead so there also the cullens would get every vampire and tell them that wizards are threating the existence of vampiros they would all come with a force field and the wizard clan would have no chance against the vampiros and if the force field was broken they would all bite the wizards and kills them :)
Raavenclaw:
Why couldnt ginny kick him where it hurts? because he has nothing there?
And, ffssss darling EDWARD IS NOT A VAMPIRE. Rufus Scrimgeour and the people behind the Rotfang Conspiracy are REAL VAMPIRES. dont tu read the Quibbler?
Pluuussss; not even dead people are seguro from Avada Kedavra - only Harry.
the Harry Potter side has the gryffindors, the ravenclaws, the hufflepuffs, the slytherins, the parents, the professors, the order members, the death eaters, the dark lord & every person who died in the war. tu vampiros have no hope x
Aurora:
yeah they do are the dark side really gonna fight against the vampiros with the good side come on amor think use your hed :)
Raavenclaw:
Yes; they would if it was against the Cullens. Our mutual hate for Twilight connects even Death Eaters & Order members, and that's not easy. WE HAVE BELLATRIX LESTRANGE and MOLLY WEASLEY.
just give up now x
Aurora:
I shall not give up because i had the time of my life and i ow it all to twilight yesssss i ow it all to r-patz
Raavenclaw:
i assume you've just dado up now, yes? yes? good x
Aurora:
No cos I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRYS I DO I DO
Raavenclaw:
HA. tu admit Eddiekins is a faerie. tu lose x
Aurora:
NO HE IS A CHARISMATIC AND HE MAY SHINE IN THE SUN BUT AT LEAST HE DOESNT DIE LIKE NORMAL vampiros X
Raavenclaw:
"NORMAL" aka. REAL vampiros are already dead and only die through contact with the sun, a stake etc. GOOD vampiros WITH FLAWS.
and he is not charismatic. Only Alan Rickman, Joey Richter o Rupert Grint are truly charismatic. (I missed out a whole host of other people because I didn't want to type it all)
Aurora:
errrr all three of the las are really bad actors the best actor in the world is r-patz
Raavenclaw:
Not really. he was only good as Cedric.
How are they bad actors? Alan Rickman is amazing, especially his voice, no-one could play Ron like Rupert Grint and I guarantee tu don't know who Joey Richter is.
Some Harry Potter fans might disagree with me, but... THE NEWEST MOVIE SUCKED!!!! Sorry to say this but it did. It was a lot shorter than all the others, there was almost no plot, and almost nothing happened the whole movie. All they accomplished in the movie was to find the initials of some guy. I hope the siguiente one does a lot better than that one. Although I suppose Dumbledore dying was an interesting thing that happened. The only good thing that came out of that movie was that it progressed the story. Other fans should agree with me, and if they don't it would surprise me. I am a long time Harry Potter fan. I have all the cine and I have seen all of them in the theaters, and I have all the books. I'm not saying I am no longer a Harry Potter fan o I don't look adelante, hacia adelante to the siguiente movie, but if tu haven't seen the movie stick to the book.
Soft Harry Potters fans will expierience:
1. tu will actually remember a few of the actual spells/curses/charms/hexes etc..
2. tu will propably almost always turn the conversation to Harry Potter.
3. tu would have named SOMETHING after a Harry Potter character/object.
4. Whenever Harry Potter is mentioned you'll listen straightaway!
Hardcore Harry Potter fans will expierience:
1. Whenever Harry Potter comes up in a conversation you'll feel as if they're talking about YOU.
2. tu will accidently call someone at SOME POINT a character in Harry Potter.
3. tu will propably name almost EVERYTHING after Harry Potter characters/objects
4. tu would have read the whole series más than three times. Ditto films.
5. tu can quote long passages off por heart.
So dahlings, see if tu have any of these symptons and you'll know wether your a fanatic o a just a plain fan. :)
1. tu will actually remember a few of the actual spells/curses/charms/hexes etc..
2. tu will propably almost always turn the conversation to Harry Potter.
3. tu would have named SOMETHING after a Harry Potter character/object.
4. Whenever Harry Potter is mentioned you'll listen straightaway!
Hardcore Harry Potter fans will expierience:
1. Whenever Harry Potter comes up in a conversation you'll feel as if they're talking about YOU.
2. tu will accidently call someone at SOME POINT a character in Harry Potter.
3. tu will propably name almost EVERYTHING after Harry Potter characters/objects
4. tu would have read the whole series más than three times. Ditto films.
5. tu can quote long passages off por heart.
So dahlings, see if tu have any of these symptons and you'll know wether your a fanatic o a just a plain fan. :)