What's your favorito! Wizard Swear?

Voldemort's nipple
Hagrid's buttcrack
Leprechaun taint
Unicorn turds
Dobby's sock

And finally:
Your mother is a *beep beep beep*ing *beep* loremipsum *beep beep beep* adminivenium *beep beep beep beep* trollagula *beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus *beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castillo far away where no one can hear tu *beep beep beep beep beep beep* sopa *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey ratón *beep beep* with a stick of dynamite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!

Dobby's sock.
Voldemort's Nipple.
Elder's Swear .
Son of a Banshee ( my favorito! )
Swish and Flicker

"Son of a Banshee!" I use it all the time in the house, because it's not a real curse (...for Muggles, anyway ^.^).

DOBBY'S SOCK!

and

VOLDEMORT'S NIPPLE!

Mine's the Elder Swear and "Voldemort's Nipple"!

Hagrids butt crack lol

son of a banshee and elderly swear. I made up one, It's Not exactly a swear but here it is: That's what snape said. XD

The elder swear, Dobby's sock, and Hagwid's Buttcwack.

The Elder Swear and Voldemort's Nipple! Your mother is a *beeep beep* -Ing *beeep beep* Loremipsm *beeep beep beep beeeep* Agmitumvenium *beep* Tragula *beeep* hippopotamus *beep beep beeeep* Republican *beeep beep* -Ing Daniel Radcleffe *beeep beep beep beeeep* With a bucket of *Beeeep beep* In a castillo far away where no one can hear tu *Beep beep beep beep beeep* sopa *beep beeep beep beep* With a bucket of *beeep beep beeeeeeep* Mickey ratón *beep* And a stick of dynamite *beeeeep* Magical *beeep beeeep* Alakazam!

Voldemort's nipple, Dobby's calcetín and the Elder Swear. I can't pick an absolute favourite out of those three.

'The Elder Swear'! Your mother is a *beeep beep* -Ing *beeep beep* Loremipsm *beeep beep beep beeeep* Agmitumvenium *beep* Tragula *beeep* hippopotamus *beep beep beeeep* Republican *beeep beep* -Ing Daniel Radcleffe *beeep beep beep beeeep* With a bucket of *Beeeep beep* In a castillo far away where no one can hear tu *Beep beep beep beep beeep* sopa *beep beeep beep beep* With a bucket of *beeep beep beeeeeeep* Mickey ratón *beep* And a stick of dynamite *beeeeep* Magical *beeep beeeep* Alakazam!

o the "Elder Swear!"

dobby's sock!! lol so funny

por merlins baggy underpants!

I amor Dobby's calcetín and unicorn turds :D

"Swish and Flicker, that's my favorite"
and of course


DOBBY'S SOCK

I like every one of yours except I also like Dobby's sock!

Mine is either Dobby's calcetín orr... blast-ended skank :L

DOBBY calcetín 4 EVER!!!

Voldemort's nipple
Hagrid's buttcrack
Leprechaun taint
Unicorn turds
Dobby's sock
Son of a Banshee ((Fave x3 ))

And finally:
Your mother is a *beep beep beep*ing *beep* loremipsum *beep beep beep* adminivenium *beep beep beep beep* trollagula *beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus *beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castillo far away where no one can hear tu *beep beep beep beep beep beep* sopa *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey ratón *beep beep* with a stick of dynamite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!

DOBBYS SOCK!

and

the elder swear.
Your mother is a *beep beep beep*ing *beep* loremipsum *beep beep beep* adminivenium *beep beep beep beep* trollagula *beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus *beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castillo far away where no one can hear tu *beep beep beep beep beep beep* sopa *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey ratón *beep beep* with a stick of dynamite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!

Son of a Banshee, Cauldron Bum, Jiggery Pokery, & Dobbys Sock!

Oh, and the elder swear.

Dobby's Sock
Voldemort's Nipple
Unicorn Turds
and
THE ELDER SWEAR O_O

Dobby's calcetín and hagrids butt crack and also the famous Your mother is a *beeep beep* -Ing *beeep beep* Loremipsm *beeep beep beep beeeep* Agmitumvenium *beep* Tragula *beeep* hippopotamus *beep beep beeeep* Republican *beeep beep* -Ing Daniel Radcleffe *beeep beep beep beeeep* With a bucket of *Beeeep beep* In a castillo far away where no one can hear tu *Beep beep beep beep beeep* sopa *beep beeep beep beep* With a bucket of *beeep beep beeeeeeep* Mickey ratón *beep* And a stick of dynamite *beeeeep* Magical *beeep beeeep* Alakazam!

Your mother is a *beeep beep* -Ing *beeep beep* Loremipsm *beeep beep beep beeeep* Agmitumvenium *beep* Tragula *beeep* hippopotamus *beep beep beeeep* Republican *beeep beep* -Ing Daniel Radcleffe *beeep beep beep beeeep* With a bucket of *Beeeep beep* In a castillo far away where no one can hear tu *Beep beep beep beep beeep* sopa *beep beeep beep beep* With a bucket of *beeep beep beeeeeeep* Mickey ratón *beep* And a stick of dynamite *beeeeep* Magical *beeep beeeep* Alakazam!
Dobby's sock
Hagrid's buttcrack
Voldemort's nipple

Merlin's Pants!! :]]

expecto patronads!
unicorn turds
the elder swear
dobby's sock
hagrid's buttcrack.

hmm, i'd say my favourite is the elder swear XD

Mine is "Voldemort's nipple." I like the song better than the wizard swears though lol.

When hermione says "merlins pants!" In book 7. I thought it was kinda funny...