whats ur fave mercedes quote

Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
"I'm not down with this background singin' nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland".

Kurt: tu shouldn't be embarrassed about your body.
Mercedes: Embarrassed? I'm worried about mostrando too much skin and causing a sex riot.

dicho in inicial :)

Hell To The No Mr Shu!!!!

To Puck: Alright, look. tu need to get something through your mohawk real quick. You're the baby's daddy! It takes a hell of a lot más to be a father, and that role's already been cast because Quinn chose Finn. tu need to accept that and mover on because tu have no business messing up that girl's life any más than tu already have. tu need to back off! tu owe her at least that much.

It's a long quote, but I amor it.