Whats ur guys Fav Eric Cartman Saying o Quote

tu so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.

respect my athoritah o scru tu guys i'm going home!!

I got two X3


Screw tu guys im going home!


tu DAMN JEW!

GOD DAMNT, GOD I HATE tu KENNY, MAN tu ARE HELLA LAME,I AM JENIFOR LOPEZ AND I LIKE TACCOS AND BORITOS,KICK ASS,SCREW tu HIPPY,SON OF A BITCH,BUT MIIIIIM,SNEAKY JEW RAT,GOD DAMN JEW.

"I am a cop and tu will respect my authoriTAH!"

I'll Kick tu In The Nuts.

REspect MY authorititah

"But MOOOOM, I'm playing wild wild WEEEEEST!"

"No, kitty, this is MAH pot pie, no kitty thats a bad kitty, no kitty, this is MAH pot PIEEE. Moomm, Kittys being a dildo! no kitty thats a BAD kitty-oh, um, uh excuse me, kitty"

I have A parte superior, arriba ten 10. KickAss! 9. Shut up Your Damn Jew Mouth! 8. No kitty thats mah pot pie. No Kitty Thats MaH pot pie!! NO Kitty THATS A BAD GODDAMN Kitty! 7. But muemmm. 6. Kyles mom is a stupid bitch. 5. Shut the hell up Porkers! 4. Kennys so poor ( insert here) 3.Your breaking my balls here. 2. Respect my AUTHORITAH! 1. Screw tu guys im going inicial / Screw tu guys , home.

i would have to say this one is my favorite!
"suck my asshole taco bender!" XD when Cesar Millan and his mom are eating KFC in front of him, shit is hilarious! lol i embedded a vid for tu all to see

no kitty this my pot pie and mover kitty

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, AY! tu get your perra culo back in the cocina and make me some pie!

"Yeah, and I'm not gonna take my friends for granted ever again."

"Suck my culo hole taco bender!"
XD