I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, tu know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. tu throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. tu wear at least some black every day.

3. tu rip your clothes on purpose.

4. tu call people tu don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. tu yell "CRUCIO!" at people when tu get mad.

6. tu carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" o an "L", tu accidentally type out a Bellatrix o a Lestrange instead.

9. tu think her birthday should...

Its not Mine found it here: link



1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up por canto playa Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say tu taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the...

*To the tune of "Dangerous and Moving, por t.A.T.u.. If tu don't know that song, here's a link: link*

Anyways, Dangerous and Moving, Death Eater style!

We'll take over the world today,
And never give it back,
And this is what the Order members say,
Our lives are evil and black
And this is how we move
And this is how we sway
Danger is the truth
We fell and rose again!

We broke out of Azkaban,
We're perilous and looming
We're dangerous and moving,
We're dangerous and moving!

We’ll burn everything down,
We’re perilous and looming
We’re dangerous and moving,
We’re dangerous and moving

We’ll have no mercy...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, tu know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. tu throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. tu wear at least some black every day.

3. tu rip your clothes on purpose.

4. tu call people tu don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. tu yell "CRUCIO!" at people when tu get mad.

6. tu carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" o an "L", tu accidentally type out a Bellatrix o a Lestrange instead.

9. tu think her birthday should...

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I found these fascinating, thought tu guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow estrella indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...

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Greetings, new follower:

If tu are lectura this letter then tu have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If por some unprecedented chance tu are lectura this and tu have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest tu put down this letter and leave now, o the consequences for tu will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which tu must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate siguiente to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him tu estola his teddy bear.

8. Tell him tu won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him tu were just kidding and dicho teddy oso, oso de has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...