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I found these fascinating, thought tu guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow estrella indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, tu know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. tu throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. tu wear at least some black every day.

3. tu rip your clothes on purpose.

4. tu call people tu don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. tu yell "CRUCIO!" at people when tu get mad.

6. tu carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" o an "L", tu accidentally type out a Bellatrix o a Lestrange instead.

9. tu think her birthday should...

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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate siguiente to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him tu estola his teddy bear.

8. Tell him tu won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him tu were just kidding and dicho teddy oso, oso de has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...

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I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.


1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, tu got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than tu look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for tu now!!" *Prepare yourself por getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did tu say something?"

5. "Why do you...