| “ I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole... |
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“I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”
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| &# 34; You&# 39;&# 34; re not drunk if tu can lie on the floor... |
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"You'"re not drunk if tu can lie on the floor without holding on."
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| &# 34; Do I look all blurry to you? &# 39; Cause tu look... |
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"Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause tu look blurry to me!"
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| &# 34; Motivation is a lotta crap. &# 34; |
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"Motivation is a lotta crap. "
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| I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I... |
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I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don`t drink, my body`s a drunk.
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| &# 34; tu wanna hear it straight, buy the album.&# 34; |
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"You wanna hear it straight, buy the album."
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| &# 34; Drink up and be somebody baby!&# 34; |
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"Drink up and be somebody baby!"
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| &# 34; I&# 39; m dancing with tears in my eyes, cause the girl... |
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"I'm dancing with tears in my eyes, cause the girl in my arms is a boy!"
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| &# 34; I look under Jordan and what do I see..... Mrs.... |
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"I look under Jordan and what do I see.....Mrs. Jordan.."
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| &# 34; Last time I was this hot I had a kid...&# 34; |
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"Last time I was this hot I had a kid..."
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| &# 34; I have seven beautiful kids... Don&# 39; t clap, it... |
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"I have seven beautiful kids... Don't clap, it only took seven minutes."
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| &# 34; tu think these are cufflinks, these are... |
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"You think these are cufflinks, these are curbfeelers, that's how I get around!"
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| &# 34; Return to me, I&# 39; ve got a sink full of dishes&# 34; |
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"Return to me, I've got a sink full of dishes"
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| &# 34; Mentally, I&# 39; m a nun!&# 34; |
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"Mentally, I'm a nun!"
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| Last night she was bangin&# 39; on my door for 45... |
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Last night she was bangin' on my door for 45 minutes..but I wouldn't let her out.
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| &# 34; How long I been on?&# 34; |
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"How long I been on?"
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| &# 34; When you&# 39; re drinking... tu get stinking...&# 34; |
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"When you're drinking...you get stinking..."
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| I&# 39; m such a ham, last night the fridgelight came on... |
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I'm such a ham, last night the fridgelight came on and I did 4 songs.
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