The "Twilight" Zone

I bought this book for my sister and have not read it yet but it looks hilarious.
This is just the blurb, but its really funny and I thought tu would all apereciate it.

About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.

And thus Belle ganso falls in amor with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard...

LOL. Revamped. Get it? 'Cause like, Twilight has vampiros and stuff... [/lame]

Okay, the Momcat has FINALLY gotten off her fat, lazy butt and done some much-needed work on some of the rules for our spot. When the spot first got started, it was fairly small and having wiggle-room wasn't such a problem; so my first batch of rules weren't all that specific. But our CAT has had many, many new gatitos since then, and consequently, things have gotten crazier and messier. A lot of people have gotten confused about what this place is for, and what we're about. The CAT isn't what it used to be.

So hopefully,...