Me to tu

sorry to the Twilight fans here.

You are a disgrace
Writing ‘bout a girl moving to a rainy place
Who’s getting horny por the touch of a sparkling tube of glitter glue
And who’s nothing but a selfish Mary Sue

Now your little piece of shit
Has made tu ridiculously rich
But tu refuse to give anything to charity
Which doesn’t add much to your dignity

And you’re not taking bad critics from us, honey
You let them be deleted por your precious brother
But as long as tu can pocket the money
You don’t bother

Now, won’t tu stand up and give the woman an ovation
‘Cause she believed we wanted to share...

These are my parte superior, arriba 5 Ross & Rachel moments - it was pretty hard to choose as there are so many and I'm sure some of tu will agree with my choices and others will prefer other moments but here goes! Enjoy =D


5. "See? He's her Lobster!"

UDY(on video): I've got a wonderful idea, tu should take Rachel to the prom.

ROSS(on video): Doubtful!

JUDY(on video): Jack, give me that - talk to your son!

JACK(on video): Your mother's right, take her. tu can wear my tux!

ROSS(on video): Dad, she won't wanna go with me!

JACK(on video): Of course she would! You're a college man!

ROSS(on video): I don't know...

JACK(on...