Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! publicado hace más de un año

tu can get a perfect score on your SATs por putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. publicado hace más de un año

the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. publicado hace más de un año

Why did Chuck Norris cruzar, cruz the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't cruzar, cruz the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. publicado hace más de un año

Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb publicado hace más de un año

chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk foros and a picture of him croucheing.
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. publicado hace más de un año

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. publicado hace más de un año

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to cruzar, cruz the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. arbusto, bush was wonderin how to cruzar, cruz a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? publicado hace más de un año

Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only animales that Chuck Norris let them live.

When campana invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. publicado hace más de un año

Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. publicado hace más de un año

Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
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When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris publicado hace más de un año

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
HIDH publicado hace más de un año

the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris publicado hace más de un año

jesús can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. publicado hace más de un año

There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on publicado hace más de un año

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even más badass than in this one. When it was discovered por Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. publicado hace más de un año