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#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS calle REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the siguiente Robert England.
And, tu know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. tu never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* o even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So tu know he's gone amor every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).

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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:

Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..

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#3: PURGE:

I probably don't need to explain por this point

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#4: SAW MOVIES:

These are the type of films tu have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..

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#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:

Jim Carrey is hilarious here.

Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs

Doug, I amor tu man.
But tu when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..

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#6: NUMBER 23:

Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.

And he's GOOD at it..

Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn tu hollywood!

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#7: GROWN UPS:

It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).

But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..

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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:

Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..

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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:

Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.

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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:

Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.


#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.


#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...
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#1:
"It's one if tu want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if tu drop a glass cerveza bottle.. tu pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"


#2:
"Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"


#3:
"There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... o there's also the fact...
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 Vaas
Vaas
The story stars Carly Jade.. A character a friend let's me use for my stories..

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Carly awoke in a cell, seeing she was tied up in a cage, along with her new friend Grant Brody. All she remembered was trying to take a vacation with her husband Johnny Klebitz, and a bunch of their friends.

They were told about Rock Island por what was unknown to them, one of Vaas's spotters, and now here she was alone in this weird place, and scared as she realized she was tied up.

"Ahh, your awake" Came a voice.

Carly looked up, and saw a scary looking...
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 R.I.P
R.I.P
#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't tu gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told tu when tu were in there, o were tu so busy playing holier-than-thou tu started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?


#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) tu GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!


#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...
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1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea oso, oso de is a large piranha-like pescado with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked por one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea oso, oso de is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea oso, oso de took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea oso, oso de then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...
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#1:
Hershel: Just tell us what this is. Please.
Phillip: It isn't personal.
Hershel: Than what is it?
Phillip: Michonne, I want tu to know... Penny, my daughter, she was dead. I know that know. Now, I don't want to hurt you. I don't want to hurt anyone. I need the prison, that's it. There are people I need to keep alive. tu two are gonna help me take it. No one needs to die.
Michonne: I'm gonna kill you.
Phillip: No, tu won't.
Michonne: I'm gonna take my...
Hershel: Stop it. tu want the prison?
Phillip: Yeah. And I will take it as peacefully as I can.
Hershel: Governor...
Phillip: Don't...
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SATEN TWIST:

Saten Twist is the anti hero, and título character of the comedic series SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

The most known about Saten's backstory is that he never met his father, and lived with an alcoholic, cruel mother who caused him to mover in with his cousin and close friend Derpy Hooves.
They lived in Fillydefia, till one día Saten unintentionally kills a local bully, who showed, uninvited, to make fun of Derpy after she bangs her head, causing her trademark eye design. Ironically this caused him to get his cutie mark, despite it not even being his "talent".,

Derpy, fearing prison, gets...
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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using poni, pony Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just amor everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching poni, pony Mov.
I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the poni, pony mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.
Pony mov arco iris ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..
Anyway. Here we go..

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Our story begins near the end...
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"Why is it when ever 'I' have fun.. It's wrong?" - Squidward..


Although he is now más of a jerk, it is not all his fault.

His annoyance with Spongebob and Patrick grew larger and larger with each season. But in his defense. Spongebob and Patrick's stupidity increased más and más with each season, and they always break into his house when he's trying to enjoy alone time..

Mr. Krabs also blackmails him to work and barely pays him anything.

Whenever he tries to make any piece of art, he gets turned down for something far less well designed.

Though Squidward DOSE do bad things, he usually gets...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even Londres bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. Londres Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do tu know what my parte superior, arriba three favorito! things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. segundo is Nazis. Can tu guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: tu will witness what happens what here today, and tu will will speak of it later.. Except tu won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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#1: PATRICK STAR:
Patrick use to be CUTE stupidity. Like Derpy Hooves o something.
He DID care about his friends, and he had good intentions, but unwittingly leads Spongebob into danger, o gives him TERRIBLE advice.
But now, all hope of having GOOD INTENTIONS are lower and lower in each season.
If tu wanna see Spongebob himself go though the SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN theme, just watch pretty much ANY modern Patrick episode.
And according to THE CARD, Patrick implies that he might only be PRETENDING to be stupid.
But that means the "nice things" he dose to Spongebob, are all done intentionally....
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"Gracie, tu alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, tu animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for tu sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, actuación like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were dado powerful unicornios to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but tu can't just harvest...
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I still watch this show.
Cause I actually still had HOPE that my childhood icono would return to the good old days (like BAND GEEKS and the famish ending).

This mostrar was the MLP (or whatever else people REALLY talk about these days) of my childhood.
And one of the most QUOTABLE caricaturas ever. It's hard NOT to find references of it, on the internet.

But.. After season 4, the characters all changed for the worst..

Patrick estrella was originally a GOOD friend. Not a sociopathic, lunatic. Who constantly gets Spongebob in trouble, and worsens Spongebob's pain for his own delight..

Spongebob was likable, mature,...
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#1: PETER GRIFFIN:
We amor him. But that's not really an excuse.
Unlike Homer Simpson who actually loves and cares for his children even when they drive him nuts Peter treats his kids like dirt in one episode where Stewie suffers a concussion and Meg and Chris try to hide it but Peter knew the whole time but dicho nothing and his solution for the problem was throwing Stewie under the Car and passing the blame on Lois, he even admitted he hated spending time with his own kids..

#2: JACK TORRANCE:
No matter how drunk (or ghost-drunk) our father got, he never blamed us for how his novel wasn't coming...
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