Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is popular enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.
But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..
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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. o your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!
#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"
#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't a rocket that was my car!. HAWHAW!!...
Eric: Yeah dude fuck the environment!
(they both laugh)
#4:
Eric: Oh! Were causing a scene! And I'm the fuckin director!
Jimmy: Actually I'M the director.. Eric's the cameraman!
Reggie: Woah man. I'm the camera man!
Jimmy: Yo, Reg is the cameraman. Eric's the sound guy!
Eric: I'm the fuckin sound guy!... Cause I bring the BOOM!!
#5:
"Yo.. Imagine the hottest girl tu can think of. and times it por ten.. And that's the girl I hooked up with last night... And the girl before that was WAY harder than that"
#6:
"That's why I think I'm like the hulk.. I'm super chill.. But make me angry.. I'll rip my pants off.. tu won't like me angry!"
#7:
"(singing) We're going golfing! We're going golfing! We're going golfing!"
#8:
"Eric... (angrily) tu DRANK ALL THE FUCKIN MILK!!"
#9:
"Hey Jimmy.. If your Captain America how come I just fucked your culo up in pool?"
#10:
"Look... I don't even know what tu dicho wait not"
He is popular enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.
But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..
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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. o your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!
#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"
#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't a rocket that was my car!. HAWHAW!!...
Eric: Yeah dude fuck the environment!
(they both laugh)
#4:
Eric: Oh! Were causing a scene! And I'm the fuckin director!
Jimmy: Actually I'M the director.. Eric's the cameraman!
Reggie: Woah man. I'm the camera man!
Jimmy: Yo, Reg is the cameraman. Eric's the sound guy!
Eric: I'm the fuckin sound guy!... Cause I bring the BOOM!!
#5:
"Yo.. Imagine the hottest girl tu can think of. and times it por ten.. And that's the girl I hooked up with last night... And the girl before that was WAY harder than that"
#6:
"That's why I think I'm like the hulk.. I'm super chill.. But make me angry.. I'll rip my pants off.. tu won't like me angry!"
#7:
"(singing) We're going golfing! We're going golfing! We're going golfing!"
#8:
"Eric... (angrily) tu DRANK ALL THE FUCKIN MILK!!"
#9:
"Hey Jimmy.. If your Captain America how come I just fucked your culo up in pool?"
#10:
"Look... I don't even know what tu dicho wait not"
As much as I amor grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much más comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, tu have the choice of killing him o letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if tu choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted tu to do this.
Even if tu kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told tu to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much más comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, tu have the choice of killing him o letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if tu choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted tu to do this.
Even if tu kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told tu to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know dicho this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing tu can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every día assurance..
As I dicho before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown por his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing tu can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every día assurance..
As I dicho before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown por his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before tu even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a mosquito bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before tu even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
tu better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna puñetazo, ponche tu square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If tu don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
tu don't understand. tu don't understand because tu don't understand liberty. tu don't understand freedom. So tu put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! tu hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
tu tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him inicial por tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If tu have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
tu better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna puñetazo, ponche tu square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If tu don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
tu don't understand. tu don't understand because tu don't understand liberty. tu don't understand freedom. So tu put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! tu hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
tu tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him inicial por tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If tu have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!