The Little Mermaid

In the original version, the Little Mermaid feels an indescribable amount of pain every time she takes a step - due to a curse the witch put on her.
The Little Mermaid has a mother in the original - her mother is dead in the disney version.
The Captain that the mermaid falls in amor with marries another woman (whom he had been in amor with in the first place) - in the disney version the Little Mermaid gets the prince!
The Little Mermaid's sisters offer her a cuchillo to kill the prince so she can return to the see in the original.
The Little Mermaid dies at the end (turns into...

A story I wrote when I was five, copied here word for word, spelling mistakes nag grammar errors kept lol. I found it while cleaning my room...

Cataya ran out of the stall, "the tolit is hunted." everyone laugfed "Its true", "run for your lives." The janitor ran in "was it the ghost o the tolit" "Both." Cataya exclaimed. "The ghost was gree with sharp teeth." "The tolit was naranja wuth razor sharp teeth and it always yelled I'm the toilinator!"

Cataya was angry her classmates didn't belive her her teachers, even her parents didn't belive her. Only Jakin campana Joans the janitor did belive. The...

I sighed as I woke up, blinking in the bright sunlight. I looked over at the sleeping Frank, and then at my alarm clock.

10:30!?

Quickly throwing off the covers, I leaped out of cama and threw on a robe. I couldn't believe I'd slept that late. Yeah, so it was summer vacation and 10:30 was nothing. But I usually got up at 7:00 a.m. I was a total freak

"LEAH!" A voice shrieked at me from outside my door. I groaned. Kris.
"Hold on, Kris, I'll be out in a minute!" I brushed my hair and teeth quickly and opened the door.

"You dicho last night tu were gonna make waffles!" Kris griped as we walked down...

So, I was recently diagnosed with Asperger's, and I amor psychology, so I'm going to force some medical diagnosis information of all of you!

Asperger's syndrome, also called Asperger's disorder, is a type of pervasive developmental disorder (PDD). PDDs are a group of conditions that involve delays in the development of many basic skills, most notably the ability to socialize with others, to communicate, and to use imagination.

Although Asperger's syndrome is similar in some ways to autism -- another, más severe type of PDD -- there are some important differences. Children with Asperger's syndrome...

Yet another one :P

Superbowl: a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!

Anime: 1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating japón for it.
Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful anime that plays in the US.

(This one for GD XD) Clown kiss: Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when tu are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown...

If I get reported becasue this shit will go down XD

Pig: a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its culo (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" o "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if tu recognized the pig who's giving tu a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.

Hungry: The worst possible torture...

I am bored yet again. So I desided to make this artical thingy. If tu guys want más just let me know. X3


Pokemon: A disease that started in Tokyo. It first infected Gameboys in japón in 1995. Then in 1998 the disease infected Gameboys in America. Soon channel WB11 was infected too, and now Cartoon Network. The ever-so-popular "Gameboy Advance" systems got infected in 2002, and still is. In 1999 the disease started spreading via cardboard aka "Pokemon Trading Card Game". "Nintendo 64" and "Nintendo Gamecube" are infected too. The disease is also spreading via plastic and metal in the toy isles...

Dear Mr. Potter,
You have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry..."
One sentence to change millions of lives, to begin a decade...

"Harry Potter...the boy who lived...come to die..."
One sentence to end
-an era
-a lifetime
...everything.

"The stories we amor best do live in us forever; whether tu come back por page, o por the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome tu home."
...One sentence, to bring it all back.

Re-post if tu will stick with Harry, until the very end. Until the spines of your libros are weakened and the pages are falling out, until you're 80 years...

The Fanwhore: Have tu ever been added por someone, and then when tu went to their perfil to possibly add them back, saw only posts with things like "Thanks for the add!" as far as the eye could see? Congrats, you've just met a Fanwhore. This person is pretty much just obsessed with getting fans. They can spend hours adding people, and will usually add back anyone who adds them. They tend to have obscenely large numbers of fans, and to get them obscenely fast. Can go ballistic if they haven't gained at least five new fans in the last hour.
Also, some Fanwhores tend to reform after a while,...

I looked at the piece of paper in my hand. I had found it on my escritorio this morning. It wasn’t my handwriting, o mum’s, o even Immie’s. All it dicho was: Lottie--to find your destiny, go to 13 Loophole Way. Secretly, I thought it was my father’s handwriting. He passed away last year, when I was 13. At breakfast, I casually mentioned this to mum. This was the reaction I got:
“Charlotte Irene Endale! Your father is- your father is- is dead. He would not-could not leave tu a note in the middle of the night!” I could see the tears in her eyes so I dicho “Bye, mum! Have a nice day!”...

I just wrote an entire article, then my stupid laptop went and deleted it all. Ghfdshfsdkj. SO FRICKEN ANGRY.

Okay then, so I'm from Britain, but NOT ENGLAND. Britain is Wales, Scotland and England. It is not ENGLAND. Besides joda, who has sadly disappeared from fanpop, I'm the only Biggerstaff that I know of that resides in Wales.

I am a Nerdfighter, a Whovian, a bookworm, a Potterhead, a demigod, and más I can't be arsed remembering.

I hate learning Welsh, and I have to take it for my GCSEs... think of them as O.W.Ls. Definitely not taking them for A levels. Think of THEM as N.E.W.Ts :P

Okay......

I once heard the hardest thing to describe is yourself. And hell, no truer words have been spoken. Okay, no más distractions.
I'm Diana _____, but on here, ya'll know me as Luna Biggerstaff. I'm 13,and I live in New York.
Sometimes my life feels like a drama series o something. So lets see, how to begin..
I was born and raised in NYC, my parents are Colombian, and I have an older sister who has made all the wrong choices. My dad is an ass, he's sexist and lazy. My mom and him are divorved. I live with my mom and my stepdad, and my sister lives with my dad in our old house.
I've moved like 3...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two Review por Dark. Warning: spoilers from the movie given. tu have been warned.

Rating-9/10

Certainly a really great movie. I’ll never forget it. It made me laugh and cry and applaud. The música behind it all fit well with the events going on. The actors were excellent throughout the movie (I was extra impressed por Alan Rickman, portraying Snape’s thunderous emotions going through him right at the end. It was odd to see Snape so defeated, but he did it well. Helena also did well as Bellatrix who was actually Hermione pretending to be Bellatrix. Hehe…I...

Hi :)
Basically, a few months ago, I started a ff on ff.net, and now I'm on holiday, I've decided to restart it. It's slightly different to my original idea, but hopefully, it'll still be quite good :D This is just a very short intro, but review it, and if tu like it I might carry on :D x

"Hey Evans!" A voice Lily knew, much to her annoyance, far too well yelled from across the carriage. he was practically jumping with excitement about something, which Lily found, surprisingly, rather cute.
"What do tu want...Potter!?" Lily tried to keep her composure, but as he began walking up to her, she...

ARGH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING comentarios ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING AUSTRALIA BEING THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DESIRED VACATION SPOT. o SOMETHING.

How do tu imagine Australia? A lovely rosy desert with hopping kangaroos? The Harbour Bridge and Opera House? The Great Barrier Reef?

Or lazy-ass, fucked-up racists who keep bitching and bitching?

If tu don't like the latter, well then too bad, coz that's what's tu get*.

Here are all the things I despise about Australia:

- The music. I know a lot of countries have their good artists (Green Day!) and their bad artists (Rebblack). However, Australia...

Ari gulped hard and scrambled back a bit on her bed. People crowded around her making her feel closed in and, strangly, más open minded. "I cant imagine what it feels like to be surrounded por people 24/7" She thought to herself.
"MOVE OVER, ALEX!!!!!! LET ME THROUGH!!!" Malloy's irritated yell rang throught the room leaving dead silence. Malloy had finally made her way up to Ari.
"Tell me what happened" Malloy demanded. Ari normally would have refused to relive the moment for she thought she was going crazy. But this was Malloy and everyone in the large family knew NOT to mess with her. SO...

Ari was so confused. She was hardly even able to think. She took Michael to the stables and walked back inside. She walked unusually slow and was keeping her eyes on the ground. She bumped into best. "I'm sorry, forgive me" Ari dicho apoligeticaly.
"Thats okay" dicho Best happily and she carried on with her busciness. How could Best be so happy? It seemed so out there and unusual for Ari. She had been a loner for her whole life and truly didnt know what it was like to be honestly happy. She walked in to her bedroom and shut the door hard behind her. She leaned against the door, breathing hard....

Ari layed on her polka dotted green cama and stared up at the beautiful poster on the ceiling above her. Michael Jackson had always sparked her thoughts every now and then but now it seemed constant. When she tried to close her eyes his face popped up in such bright colores it hurt her eyes. She was not in amor with a 50 año old man. She knew that. She had always thought of him as some sort of long lost relative. She simply layed there, staring, wondering what was really going on. Her friend, Jezzie, had told her many times that she believed Michael had a spiritual conenction with her but all...