What would tu do to piss Bellatrix off?

Whisper in her ear "somebody has a crush on Voldy!" Then RUN FOR IT!!!!!

i would say, "hey aunt bella, wormtail called, he wants to know what time tu want him to pick tu up for cena tonight." then her response would be"i never agreed to go out with wormtail, eww." then i would reply"i know, i agreed for you." then i would run for it before she torments my butt off.

randomly jump out at her and yell one of 3 things
1. i killed sirus black (in a mocking tone)
2. avura kaduvara (in a mocking tone)
3. NOT MY DAUGHTER tu B***

Call her Trixie XDD

I would annoy her o make friends with Sirius (I acctually woudn't Im just answerin da question!!!!) Stuff like dat

Randomley start making out with her :)

Tell her Snape wants to have a threesome with her and Hermionie XD

i would say, why dont tu just ask voldemort out? then id run because she'd try to kill me for two reasons. A) i asked that question. and B) because i dicho voldemort.

RIP Bellatrix Lestrange (even though she hasn't officially died yet,the movie hasnt come out, and that part of it wont come out until 2011.)

(1) Figure out spells to resurrect recently deceased & to repair shattered items
(2) Commence using of dicho spells right after she does anything
(3) Get invisible (maybe do that first)

I think that Bellatrix doesn't need a lot to have happen before she gets pissed off. I mean really, you've seen what has happened in the movies. Seems to me, all tu have to do is just speak when you're not spoken to and wala! tu have a pissed Bellatrix!

I would say that I am besetest friends with Voldemort and then say that I kissed him. THEN RUN!!!!!

Tap her on the shoulder with The Dark Lord siguiente t oher and start making out w/ him right in front of her...then run!!!!!

i would say "hey cuz how was ur fecha with u-know-who last night... dont do anything 2 me o my mum will come after u"

Prance around repeatidly calling her a mudblood.

Rip off Voldemorts head before her eyes and say in a mocking voice "I killed Voldy - Mort!"