More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure tu can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and tu need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutos is only five minutos if tu have just been dado five más minutos to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and tu should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...

From an correo electrónico I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. tu need it down. tu don’t hear us complaining about tu leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon o the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...

-He stares at tu a lot
- He hits tu a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that día she picked tu up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with tu cuz tu couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make tu laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever tu two talk
-You hung up on him. He called tu back
- tu where invited por him to a group outin
- He called tu to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh...

Over It
by Eve Ensler
Tony award winning playwright, performer and activist

link

I am over rape.

I am over rape culture, rape mentality, rape pages on Facebook.

I am over the thousands of people who signed those pages with their real names without shame.

I am over people demanding their right to rape pages, and calling it freedom of speech o justifying it as a joke.

I am over people not understanding that rape is not a joke and I am over being told I don't have a sense of humor, and women don't have a sense of humor, when most women I know (and I know a lot) are really fucking funny. We just don't...

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, o games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, o doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back o to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, o talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone o regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to...

Email.

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
That I bought tu roses
to tell tu that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with tu when tu were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy tu expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather...

Another correo electrónico I got and ABSOLUTELY ADORE.

To the nice guys left:

To every guy that regrets hurting o losing her.

To every guy who knows which girl he wants.

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy TO DRIVE across town (or across the STATE) (or across the country) to see HER.

To every guy that gives her flores and a card when she’s sick.

To every guy who has dado her flores just because.

To every guy that dicho he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that did what she wanted to do.

To every guy that cried in front of her....