A white man once said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
Then he said, "Listen sir....
When I was born I was BLACK.
...When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But tu sir,

When you're born you're pink.
When tu grow up you're white.
When you're sick, you're green.
When tu go in the sun tu turn red.
When you're cold tu turn blue.
And when tu die tu turn purple.
And tu have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....