Happy New año Achmed, maybe you'll get the 72 virgins tu wanted in 2013. o 72 goats. publicado hace más de un año

Achmed is the best!!!!!!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

I KEEL YOU! publicado hace más de un año

haha have any of tu seen the one wehere jeff dunham like achmeds how do tu spell your name ? achemeds like aaaaaaaaa llllllll slimmm hahahahahahaha :) publicado hace más de un año

I amor how kill is spelled keel! o when he talked to a.j and dicho WTF OMG imean OMA. Totaly lol publicado hace más de un año

I absolutely amor the father and son reunion. publicado hace más de un año

Achmed: Silence! I kill you! publicado hace más de un año

Jeff: Achmed he's your son look at him what do tu see

Achmed: well he does have my eye *laugh*

AJ: Its true yes I do

Achmed: why the hell do tu sound like Elton John?

Jeff: After the accident when tu were seperated he was rasied in england

Aj: Did my mum miss me?

Achmed: yeah I don't know what the hell. publicado hace más de un año

It is not Achmed it is AHHCKmed.
How do tu spell that?
Oh, that is easy. A.....C....PHLEGM
XD publicado hace más de un año

"I am a horrible parent"
"why"
"I took him to take your kid to work day....Its not funny! My wife is still pissed at me! She asked 'where's our son' and I dicho 'over there over there and up there'"

I am so excited I get to c him live again on new years eve. publicado hace más de un año

i guess you're muslim.
no i'm not.
you're not muslim?
no.
why?
look at my ass. it says 'made in china'.
XD publicado hace más de un año

silence!!!! i kill you! publicado hace más de un año