Dumbledore: *phone beeps* oh! thats me! oh no, its a text from umbridge. it says: we need to talk, semi colon right parentheses. Snape: Oh i TOTALLY don't envy tu right now..ha a ha a ha....*phone beeps* oh! thats me! its a bbm from umbridge! it says: are tu with dumbledore did he get my text? oh great now you've dragged ME into this? Umbridge: did tu get mah text? Dumbledore: uhh yeah uuhhh...Umbridge:Well, tu didn't text me back.
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i wonder what would happen if i just... broke your fingers... then tu wouldn't be able to play the guitarra anymore, and all of your friends would leave tu alone and you'd be just like umbridge.... 'cept umbridge can kick yo ass!!!
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I am escritura to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to tu on the very first día of school and I am anxiously waiting it's return with your signature on it. But-b-but don't rush daddy. Missing out on trips like this allows me más times to write letters to you....
I know it seems impossible, we’ve been thrown off our track. But if we can’t mover forward, why shouldn’t we… mover back? *audience gasps and fangirls*
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My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise Mudbloods and gingers. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do tu want to be my friend?
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