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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 10 minutos
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Well, not ALL of them actually happened too ME



#1: My dad has the biggest.. When his job required him to go to Afghanistan.. He dicho he was kidnapped.. Even though it wasn't real, and was a simulation.. He was still blindfolded, held at gun point, and was told too spread his dirty shoes on the Canadian flag,. He didn't, he dicho "some things, tu just can't mentally do".


#2: When my sister and I were on a plane ride, the plane was struck por lightening.. We legit were scared for our lives..


#3: My mom dicho that her house was nearly broken into, and she stared the robber straight in the face, believing it was her brother..


#4: One time I was nearly stabbed por a creepy guy that I think was on drugs.. I no longer jog hang out in dark allies.. Just kidding.. That never happened.


#5: That time I fell off a tree, and knocked my wind out..


#6: My aunt dicho she was nearly assaulted my creepy dude that was watching her from inside her car, as she was texting..
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 10 minutos
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Well, not ALL of them actually happened too ME



#1: My dad has the biggest.. When his job required him to go to Afghanistan.. He dicho he was kidnapped.. Even though it wasn't real, and was a simulation.. He was still blindfolded, held at gun point, and was told too spread his dirty shoes on the Canadian flag,. He didn't, he dicho "some things, tu just can't mentally do".


#2: When my sister and I were on a plane ride, the plane was struck por lightening.. We legit were scared for our lives..


#3: My mom dicho that her house was nearly broken into, and she stared the robber straight in the face, believing it was her brother..


#4: One time I was nearly stabbed por a creepy guy that I think was on drugs.. I no longer jog hang out in dark allies.. Just kidding.. That never happened.


#5: That time I fell off a tree, and knocked my wind out..


#6: My aunt dicho she was nearly assaulted my creepy dude that was watching her from inside her car, as she was texting..
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Opinion by Flickerflame posted hace 2 horas
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Here are some of my theories for what'll happen in future with Emma and Julian's relationship, and specifically the consequences of a romantic parabatai bond as revealed near the end. I'm escritura this before lectura the siguiente book - so who knows, maybe I'll be proved wrong soon.

My first theory is that there is no curse. Possibly the first romantic parabatai couple just became naturally corrupted, and the Clave at the time wrongly assumed it'd been caused por the bond and their warlock-like rune powers. o possibly they didn't even go corrupt at all. Shadowhunters back then could have been so biased against warlocks and all Downworlders that they saw people developing warlock-like powers and automatically assumed they'd be evil. But then I thought, this fake curse would be a bit too similar to Will Herondale's back-story in The Infernal Devices.

The segundo theory I have is that there is a curse. The background to it is as follows: centuries ago, a warlock fell in amor with a Shadowhunter. He o she rejected the warlock, and insinuated that the warlock's heritage tainted him o her as evil. The Shadowhunter then fell in amor with and married his o her...
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Opinion by bodylinestore posted hace 6 horas
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Pathani Suit for Men
Pathani Suit was originated in Punjab and was known as "Punjabi suit". Punjabi ladies won't wear this suit because of its loose fitting. Throughout the realm of maharajah Ranjit Singh, Pathans began to wear this suit and so once its popularity enhanced amongst the Turks and Arabs. The individuals of Asian country even currently also call it Punjabi suit.

But, according to some other people, a pathani suit was started in Kabul (Afghanistan) por the Kaabli Pathans. As per another view, this suit was started in NWFP (North West Frontier Province) of pakistán por pushto-speaking Pathans, also known as Pashtuns, Pashtuns o Khan. Hence, it's also called with the term of Khan Dress o Khan Suit.

Pathani suits contain a kurta and salwar. While kurta features length below the knee, long full sleeves, and collared neckline. The salwar comes in loose fitting similar to Patiala Salwar. Pathani kurta is also worn along with churidar salwar, which is tight-fitting below the knee in comparison to completely loose salwar suit.
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Article by ShadowFan100 posted hace 14 horas
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Lyrics

I'm a furry, I can do what I want
You're a furry, tu can do what tu want
We're all furries, we can do what we want
We can dance where we want
We can sing where we want

I'm a furry, I can do what I want
You're a furry, tu can do what tu want
We're all furries, we can do what we want
We can dance where we want
We can sing where we want

People in fursuits everywhere
Paws in the air like we don't care
'Cause we came to have so much fun now
Got our fursuits on and we're all ready to rock out

If you're not ready to go home
Can I get a hell no
'Cuz we're gonna furry all night
'Till we see the sunlight alright

So la da da di we like to party
As a furry
Doing whatever we want
This is our house
This is our rules
And we can't stop (whoa)
And we won't stop (whoa)
Can't tu see it's we who own the night
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 16 horas
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The fuego was inside the castle, in one of the abandoned rooms. Logan and Meghan sat down, enjoying the warmth, and light it was providing. They were also enjoying hot dogs.

Logan: Where are tu heading?
Meghan: I have to meet a Geonosian in BeeBee.
Logan: Beebee? That's not far from where I'm heading. I need to get to Soudera within.. *Checks his watch* 45 hours.
Meghan: Really? What for?
Logan: For a job. I'm a bounty hunter.
Meghan: I guess that explains why tu estola some things like tu told me earlier.
Logan: I'm just making my way through life, like everybody else in this galaxy.
Meghan: How about that lightsaber?
Logan: What about it?
Meghan: Did tu steal that from a jedi?
Logan: No, I never even encountered one. It's funny how I have a weapon used por them, even though I never met one.
Meghan: Do tu know how to use the force?
Logan: Never learned. Never had the interest, but I think it's important to have a weapon that gives tu an advantage over a blaster.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 18 horas
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. tu can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 9: Movie Night

David: *Flipping burgers* Today's not as busy as I expected.
Liz: Yeah, I agree. Makes me worry about tomorrow.
Mr. Nut: *Walks into the kitchen* David, and Liz.
David: I think I know why.
Mr. Nut: Summer is just around the corner, and tu know what that means.
David: más customers?
Liz: Extra work with the same amount of pay?
Mr. Nut: That actually is going to happen, but I was referring to movie night.
Liz: Oh.
David: Of course.
Mr. Nut: David, bring in the projector. Liz, tu are responsible for the screen. I will bring in the Blu-Ray player. All three of us, along with a few suggestions from customers, will take responsibility in the cine we play.
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Opinion by Angelpup101 posted hace 20 horas
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Okay i'm not escritura this to brag about me but, I really feel i'm one of the best disney characters. I mean first of all i'm a Pomchi a cute breed of lapdog. Also I feel like i'm good-hearted yet snarky and kick-ass. I feel really vain about escritura this btw. But if I was a human I would be a 13 año old looking for a family in the segundo movie. disney mostly focuses on their new cine which I meh it really screams I need money!! Lady and the Tramp 2 is honestly one of the better disney sequels. Sure the movie was predictable but the first movie kinda just flowed and didn't feel like it had a plot. So the segundo movie small but I like it that way small,simple and detailed.
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Guide by God_of_the_Dead posted hace 21 horas
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So, this isn't a guide on how to cure depression. As they say, if tu can't produce your own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine. If tu need medication and a therapist, there is no shame in that. Some of these might help, though, so give them a try.

1:
Every few months o so, just sit down, relax, light some incense, and clear your mind. Comfortable?? Good, now take a pen (fountain pens work best) and write down all of the things tu are grateful for. the world is wonderful and full of all kinds of happy things. Maybe you're grateful for your parents, maybe tu have a toy tu like. Maybe you're just happy to have clean air to breathe. Write it all down, and pin it just over your cama to be a daily reminder of everything wonderful and good in the world.

2:
Surround yourself with pets. They don't have to be animals, there is nothing wrong with a escritorio garden. Taking care of other living things brings a sense of joy like no other. Lavender plants are happy, gatos and perros are happy. I personally have three gatos named Ulysses, Prometheus, and mittens.
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Opinion by DarkSarcasm posted hace 21 horas
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Guys. Everything kinda sucks.

I've been very exasperated at the state of everything lately. It seems like life's a suckfest on every level. Politics, violence, hatred, no one can agree on anything anymore. It's a lot to take.

So I would like to write a little something about a Netflix mostrar that's been keeping me from being a total downer. A mostrar that's so relentlessly upbeat, tu can't help but smile. A mostrar with fun characters and memorable frases and awesome guest stars. A mostrar that's not trying to make a bold political statement. A mostrar without heavy real-world problems o gratuitous violence. (Not that I don't amor a lot of those, too - but this is not about them, dammit.)

This is the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt spot, so I guess I should stop attempting to be mysterious: I'm talking about Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is about a woman named Kimmy who was kidnapped por a doomsday cult leader as a teenager and held in an underground bunker with three other women for fifteen years. The mostrar begins when Kimmy and her bunker-mates are rescued. Kimmy is so happy to be living a real life...
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Opinion by hakadoshi12345 posted hace 22 horas
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My main character is Haka Sunny Hartman, and she is based off my real-life self with some changes.

Short descripción
Name: Haka Sunny Hartman

Sex: female

Age: currently 18

Species: half cat demon

Powers/abilities: Ice magic, telekenisis, and teleportation

Parents: Brent Hartman (father) and Raven Hartman (mother)

Birthday: November 30

Siblings: Raiden Hartman, Ella and Emma Hartman

Occupation: queen ( of Thilidia )

Personality: sweet little magdalena until provoked, where her demon side can come out and be violent and brutal.

Description: long, bright blonde hair, Ice blue eyes, pale skin, barely noticeable scar over her right eye, usually wearing glasses.


Longer Description

Childhood:

Haka was born in a small village, Riverton, which is really close to Gwam. She had lived with her mother, Raven Ann Hartman, while her father and older brother were out traveling. Because of thia she never got to know her brother o father until her current years. Once Haka hit an age of being able to...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 23 horas
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Logan and Meghan were sitting down siguiente to each other, still eating some of the comida stolen from the men that tried to rob Meghan.

Meghan: por the way, I never got your name.
Logan: Name's Logan. Yours?
Meghan: Meghan.
Logan: Nice name.
Meghan: Thanks. Nice meal.
Logan: Helps when tu steal it from dead people. A lot of things I have are stolen.
Meghan: Excuse me brother Logan. *Picks up her water bottle, and goes towards one of the dead men*
Logan: *Watching Meghan*
Meghan: *Opens the bottle, and pours some of the water onto the man's forehead*
Logan: Whoa. *Runs towards Meghan, and snatches the water from her* If tu don't want it, just let me have it! tu don't have to waste any!
Meghan: I wasn't. I was honoring the dead.

A blast from a tank was heard.

Song: link

Logan: We'll be dead too if we don't head out of here. *Runs to the speeder bike* Hurry up!
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Article by egyptprincess7 posted hace 23 horas
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This is my main character. Like what the others have said, she's similar to me. She's más of an online persona in a way. Because my character does things that I personally always wanted to do. Like dyeing her hair, going on adventures, using magic, being queen, etc.

Name:
??? (only like 3 people actually know it. She doesn't want to be called por her real name for personal reasons.)

Nickname:
Egypt

Ethnicity:
Egyptian

Gender:
Female

Occupation:
queen (of Adrisal)
+ Student at Terra Unity Academy

Current location:
Adrisal

Likes:
Food, sleep, playing video games, singing, hanging w/ friends, exploring, going on adventures, saving the world -lol-, some fruits and veggies, going to cafes, lectura books, swimming, looking up at the clouds, dresses

Dislikes:
Annoying people, being peer pressured/guilt-tripped into doing things, math, chores, people attempting to kill her, people who can't get a clue, drugs, cheaters, dogs, certain fruits and veggies
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Opinion by natashakarenina posted hace 1 día
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Amanda Seyfried is the best person ever. Awesome genes. She was amazing in Mean Girls because Amanda Seyfried isn't actually dumb so wow she can play dumb so well. Also not only is she pretty but she is multi-talented like she can do everything and act in every movie genre. Like mean girls and ted 2 is comedy but she is also amazing in musicales like mamma mia which is más like light and kind of like romcom but also amazing in les miserables which is like más serious. Amanda in Jennifers body is also unreal like even though shes playing opposite of Megan zorro, fox like she isn't at all overshadowed she is amazing. en general, general Amanda Seyfried is just the best person ever in this entire world. Plus she can even sing like her song Little House is the best thing ever like omg and her voice in Mamma Mia is amazing especially in the extras where she sing Thankyou for the music. Amanda seyfried is amazing.
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Review by Starwarschick18 posted hace 1 día
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Wow this was a spectacular finale! It tied up the ends of Season 1 wonderfully as well as setting up the new mystery that will no doubt permeate Season 2. I loved how Archie was really focused on his friends and how much amor and support he threw towards his friends. I especially loved how the finale really focused on not only the core four, but the town as a whole the 75th Jubilee was greatly juxtaposed with the whole Blossom family drama/ and the somewhat wrongful imprisonment of F.P. while he didn't kill Jason he did help cover it up which is still REALLY BAD LOL! Betty's speech at the Jubilee was awesome she is my favorito! character. I also really loved Jughead's scene with F.P. it truly showed how much their relationship has evolved in the show. Onto Cheryl whew I felt such sympathy for her she has really been through the wringer throughout all of Season 1 and none more-so then in this finale her inner anguish was so palpable, and her act of 'being with Jason' and how Archie and the gang help her was such a amazing sequence I honestly didn't think Cheryl would make it such a incredibly filmed scene! The ending sequences after the Jubilee were EVERTHING!! I loved all of the...
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Review by deedragongirl posted hace 1 día
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Mr Bean!!!
Hi guys, I remember seeing this film many years hace and I absolutely adore this film so much!

The Story

Okay, several pranks were taken from the TV series, especially during the plane scene where there is a airbag containing vomits in it and we see the other guy's reaction to it after lending it. Speaking of the plane scene, I did not know that the security in the US were serious until I found out later about it!
I dislike David's family initially except for his youngest son, who did not like frijol, haba at all until later at the hospital that they took a liking towards him.
My favourite scene is definitely when frijol, haba goes to the museum at night and fixes the Whistler's Mother por replacing it with a replicated poster of it after damaging the original earlier on, this is one of the memorable scene that I love.

The Characters

As mentioned, I dislike Langley's family except his youngest son because I felt that they were very prejudice towards Bean. I immediately took a liking to them at the hospital scene when they finally saw the light into him after their initial misgivings on Bean.
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Opinion by fabianeribas posted hace 1 día
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1- Stefan jumped into the water to save a aleatório family. He saved Elena's life, because he respected Grayson's choice. (May 23, 2009)

2- “Is she worth it, uncle Stefan? This girl tu came back for?” Stefan’s life has become way mais chaotic, because he has to know Elena, he’s risking a lot so he can get to know her. He promised she wouldn't be sad forever and he made her happy.

3- Stefan has a ripper gene, which means once he drinks human blood, he can't stop, he's addicted, he realized he needed to change and he tried to resist his own nature. Which vampire does that? Stefan drank animal blood from April, 1922 to 1935. From 1994 to 2009.

4- Stefan saved Caroline's life in 1x04 and 2x02. He saved Caroline's vampire life the entire season 2.

5- Stefan saved Bonnie's life in 1x09, 1x11 and he saved her life and Elena's in 1x14.

6- Stefan tried to help Vicki with her vampirism, until Damon fucked up everything. (1x07)
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Article by PuppyLover612 posted hace 1 día
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Yorkies are amazing dogs, especially good for a family pet. Yorkies are stranger friendly and can be trusted around gatos children and other dogs.Although yorkies need lots of grooming they don't need much exercise, can live in apartments, and adapt well to changes such as moving.Even though yorkies can be good family perros they are not good for families with small children because due to their small size they are más at risk of injury. Yorkies are alert, trainable, and insatiably curious, therefore they can be good watchdogs. If tu are thinking about adopting a yorkie first go to Vet Street.com to find info on how to train and take care of your new friend.
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Opinion by honghatcdnc posted hace 2 días
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Ford already has provided an early look at its freshened 2018 mustango, mustang lineup, which goes on sale this fall without a V-6 model between the base turbocharged four-cylinder version—now with más power—and the mustango, mustang GT with its enhanced 5.0-liter Coyote V-8. But the V-6 wasn’t the only poni, pony missing from the stable; the most awesome mustango, mustang in history and a reigning 10Best Cars winner, the Shelby GT350, also was M.I.A. And if the headline of a reciente press release from Ford is anything to go by—“Ford Extends Shelby GT350 and GT350R mustango, mustang Availability to 2018 Model Year”—the automaker hadn’t necessarily planned to bring it back. Of course, it’s not a huge surprise that Ford would decide to continue building a high-demand, award-winning, and presumably quite profitable halo car at the very peak of its popularity. That said, with the mustango, mustang GT receiving major powertrain upgrades plus the GT350’s trick magnetic shocks, and an even más powerful (and still unconfirmed) GT500 likely to snatch the GT350’s tiara when it arrives in the siguiente several months to fight the mighty Chevrolet Camaro ZL1, Ford probably could get por without the GT350. But that would be crazy,...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 días
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A ship was seen flying into Geonosis. Once it landed, a man on a speeder bike drove out.

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A estrella Wars fan Fiction

The Bounty Hunter

Starring

Sean Bodine as Logan
Amanda Licciardi as Meghan
Joshua Nilsen as Major Delgado
Craig Sheffer as Jeremy Perrash
Rob Paulsen as Alain Melvoin
Bruce Penhall as Serran Konhella
Larry Storch as Cignal Kine
Tabby Rutowski as Ess R' Tee

Logan: *Riding the speeder bike up a hill, making a big trail of dust*

Based off of the 1969 film, Two Mules For Sister Sara

The following takes place 20 years before The Phantom Menace. Back then, Naboo was the planet to fear. Cignal Kine, ruler of the planet for ten years, has been ruthless, and took control of many other planets. All he needed now was Geonosis. One man, a bounty hunter, was called to this desert planet to help the Geonosians fight off the army from Naboo, and save it's people.
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Fan fiction by katealphawolf3 posted hace 2 días
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I’m dabbling in fanfiction again, trying to get the motivation and desire to write which is something I’m finding very difficult to do! This is the third story I’ve attempted to write so hopefully it is successful! I apologize in advance for how sucky it is liable to be. There may o may not be mature o upsetting themes herein. BTW, in this world I have the unique ability to speak with dogs.

It was an nublado, cubierto afternoon and I decided to go try and hunt down some parts for my mustango, mustang at the local scrapyard. Someone had recently stolen part of the exhaust and some high performance valve covers I had for it from my shed and part of me wanted to believe they were accidentally hauled to the junkyard rather than stolen. The junkyard was located about five miles south of town and there were miles of sad, broken down, and wrecked cars to be found, many of which still had great parts that could be used. Guys like me would come and salvage parts off them for cheap for our own uses. Being a mechanic, this was a frequent thing for me being on a tight budget.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 días
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. tu can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The Nut House? Well, I'll tell you. It's a restaurant, similar to one for humans, only this is for shapes. I think tu already figured that out. tu see, in this world, there are no humans. Only shapes, o talking inanimate objects like myself.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 días
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong Steph?
Stephanie: I feel like Marisa is going to get herself into trouble.
Eula: Oh relax. She'll be fine.
Marisa: *Looking at a man wearing a red baseball gorra, cap backwards* I bet tu have a nice cock!
gorra, cap Man: *Giving Marisa a weird look*
Addie: Marisa, tu know better than that.
Marisa: What?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 días
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down siguiente to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I actuación surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's mover on to the characters. The first girl on the lista is Cassandra.

Cassandra: link

Narrator: She wears a blouse, and stockings, but no panties. This makes her outfit revealing, which pleases her. Although most men run away just por staring at her, some take her home, and proceed to have sex with her.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 2 días
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down siguiente to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I actuación surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's mover on to the characters. The first girl on the lista is Cassandra.

Cassandra: link

Narrator: She wears a blouse, and stockings, but no panties. This makes her outfit revealing, which pleases her. Although most men run away just por staring at her, some take her home, and proceed to have sex with her.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted hace 2 días
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User/Me: Hello.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Not bad, you?


Cleverbot: Pretty good.


User: ... Not sure how to start the conversation


Cleverbot: What would tu like to eat most of all?


User: Burgers, probably.


Cleverbot: Eat - What?


User: ... Burgers


Cleverbot: What do tu think about the world?


User: I think tu ditched my earlier answer.


Cleverbot: Well, you're wrong.


User: No, tu avoided it.


Cleverbot: I did no such thing. How did I avoid your question?


User: ... Never mind.. Maybe I misheard


Cleverbot: tu can tell me anyway.


User: Not important... I like the world.. It's dark and bright at the same time.


Cleverbot: So tu are a sociable robot.
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Article by mariofan14 posted hace 2 días
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I was watching some Yo Mama videos on YouTube before I started escritura this article, and I was inspired to make some myself. So I hope tu guys have a laugh with this.

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the square block through Chrysalis' holes!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, when Discord saw her, he said, "That is too chaotic for my tastes."

-Yo Mama is so hairy, she makes up part of the Everfree Forest!

-Yo Mama is so fat, it takes a día for Pegasus ponies to fly around her!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought arco iris Dash was made out of Skittles!

-Yo Mama is so fat, Starswirl the Bearded couldn't banish her to the human world!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, when King Sombra tried to get crystals, she gave him crystal meth!

-Yo Mama is so ugly, Pinkie Pie broke the fourth muro to get away from her!

-Yo Mama is so fat, when Tirek consumed her magic, he became obese!

-Yo Mama is so stupid, when she tried to make cupcakes, she put the cup in the cake!
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Fan fiction by Peaceandlove67 posted hace 2 días
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It was the last night of New Religion's tour. After playing most of the songs from their album, they played a few cover songs, including System of a Down's "Ego Brain". That song had helped Erin through many, many hard times. Towards the end of the concert, Erin decided to play the final song. She said, "I'm going to play the last song. Many of tu who ever received an autograph from me may o may not have noticed that I always sign right-handed, yet I always play guitarra left-handed. Well, here's the reason. I do this in memory of my dear friend, Barry. He was a big Paul McCartney fan. When I expressed my interest in playing guitar, Barry told me to promise him I'd learn to play left-handed like Paul. After Barry's untimely death, my new best friend, Paul, taught me to play guitar, and I got a left-handed guitarra for my fourteenth birthday and taught myself to play left-handed. Barry actually shared a birthday with McCartney. Today would have been his twenty-first birthday. His favorito! song was the Beatles classic, 'Blackbird', so, Barry, this is for you." At the end of the song, Erin's voice started shaking. After she finished the song, she dicho while holding back tears, "Thank...
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted hace 3 días
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Conglaturation, everyone, Due to finally coming over to my club and abandoning all your religions and morality to do so, we have finally reached 1000 artículos on this entire club. I appreciate the dedication tu all put into this club and all the effort that goes into it. tu guys are what keeps this club from ending up like that silly MLP club- Cold and dead. So, I just want to say that, this isn't just a conglaturation to me. No, this is a conglaturation to everyone who publicado artículos and conglaturation to everyone who keeps this club alive with forums, videos, images, polls, questions, links, quizzes, (NOT WIKIS), and comentarios on the wall. tu guys are great. Thank you. Now let's increase our sweatshop levels of hard work so we can created another 1000. I look adelante, hacia adelante to it
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 3 días
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 4: Fat Pat

Song: link

Fat Pat: *Sitting on his throne*
Shirtless Shane: *Sitting siguiente to him*
Fred: *Reading a book*
Bruce: *Searching for lobos on a laptop*
Fat Pat: Shane.
Shirtless Shane: Yes?
Fat Pat: How was our last shipment?
Shirtless Shane: Successful. Why sir?
Fat Pat: It was two days ago. Why haven't we been making anymore shipments?
Shirtless Shane: No buyers sir.
Fred: Plus, we have no girls.
Fat Pat: Then let's go get some.

Stop the song.

Addie was at her house, giving two men handjobs, sucking a man's dick while rubbing another dick with her breasts, then having another one shoved up her pussy, and another one up her ass.
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Fan fiction by lovingflame posted hace 3 días
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Mayor Tyran Amadala looked down the mesa, tabla at his children from over The One Eye Press, a newspaper that reveled in the piratical ways they still kept up to a moderate degree. So far two of the four mayors were still feuding over some small misunderstanding. He sighed, that would have to be delt with before someone went too far. "I see Mayor Treasure's son has emptied out his father's treasure vault." He smirked as his six año old son groaned with a pathetic gaging sound. While his 18 año old daughter stuck out her tongue at him from across the table. A knock at the dinning hall door interrupted the scene.
"Come in Myia." Tyran dicho slightly bewildered, as none of his staff ever needed to knock."Excuse me sir, but there is a young lady at the door wishing to talk to Lady Rheya privately." Rheya stiffened. "There are no secrets in this house o between any of us. I will not start now." Myia bowed to her and moved to the side, allowing Rose to usher the woman into their presents.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 3 días
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Song: link

Tom: *Playing guitar* This is just like in the commercial we did earlier.
Saten Twist: *Playing drums*
Ethan: This song is an instrumental. tu don't need me to sing. *Rolls off the stage*
arco iris Dash: *Flying fast as she races Thomas*
Honey Bee: Hey, I'm back. You're just in time for back to back episodes of On The Block. Have fun.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 3 días
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Song: link

Pinkie Pie: Jawohl!!
Applejack: *Shaking the camera* We're back!!!!!!!!
James: Yeesh! Calm down.

Nearby, a small building with bathrooms starts to shake up and down.

Tom: Looks like Rarity is getting it on with someone inside there.
Jerry: *Passes por with a freight train*
Honey Bee: *Sitting down por a tree* Hey. I'm Honey Bee from Ponies On The Rails. Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your hostess with a great mostrar for you. The schedule is down below.

Part 1 - Now

Ponies On The Rails: TV-MA
Trainz: TV-G

Part 2 - 8:30

On The Block: TV-14
On The Block: TV-14

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents
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News by medialawman posted hace 4 días
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FAIRFIELD, CT, May 20, 2017 – American singer-songwriter and the winner of NBC TV’s first season of The Voice, Javier Colon, will estrella in Unquowa Repertory Theatre’s inaugural production of Big River: The Adventures of arándano, huckleberry Finn. Big River in concert, led por theatre veterans Kirby and Beverly Ward, will hit Fairfield Theatre Company’s StageOne for a limited run of four performances, June 15-17, 2017.

Originally premiering on Broadway in 1984, Big River is the Tony Award-winning musical adaptation of Mark Twain’s 1884 novel, The Adventures of arándano, huckleberry Finn. With a stirring score por Roger Miller, Big River’s roots are in bluegrass, classic country, and soaring gospel; the book por William Hauptmann is pure perfection in its faithfulness to Twain’s original text.

A boon to the production, Colon has achieved international acclaim as a recording artist and will play the pivotal role of the strong-willed Jim, a runaway slave in pre-Civil War Missouri who’s determined to gain his freedom. Colon played the same role back in high school but says this time it is very different for him. “There are parts where I’m lectura the script and I...
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Fan fiction by Peaceandlove67 posted hace 4 días
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Some weeks passed, and the members of New Religion were asked to give another interview. The interviewer asked, "How did tu all meet?" Erin said, "We all met in high school, except Paul and I met before then." Paul said, "Erin and I met in the eighth grade. She had recently lost her best friend, and she was depressed. I knew she needed a friend." Lola said, "They later met me and Carl in high school, and we started a band." The interviewer asked, "How did tu come up with the name, New Religion?" Erin said, "Well, when I was a kid, I thought I was a Christian, but I started to become disillusioned with cristianismo after my mother passed away. I became even más disillusioned after seeing my grandfather's hypocrisy, so I decided, 'Music is my religion.' That's how we came up with the name." The interviewer then asked, "How did tu decide Fritz would be the band's mascot?" Paul said, "Fritz inspired a song. He played the drums with his tail, and we all jumped in with our instruments. Erin suggested calling the song 'Fresh Fritz Beats', and I uploaded it on YouTube." Carl said, "The song was intended to be a joke, but it was so popular that we decided to put it on our debut album."...
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Article by writeratwork posted hace 4 días
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Verse 1:

You're like a tiny sprout
Vanquishing my doubt
Pulling me in deep
To the claws of love
You've caused me to weep
Many, many times again

Chorus:

Our amor has been growing
like a tiny seed
Our amor has been growing
You're all I really need
Our amor has been growing
Like a little plant
Our amor has been growing
They can't take it away, no they really, really can't

Verse 2:
Dark hair
Soulful eyes
tu drew me right in
To the arms of your amor
In the heavens above

Chorus

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Article by writeratwork posted hace 4 días
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Stage 1:

Who are you?
Oh what to do!
My hair's a mess
I'm wearing my worst dress
I have to look great
So tu give me a great rate

Stage 2:
I was nine
He was so kink
His dark hair
Soulful eyes
Drew me right in
Sleek hair
I'm starting to like this whole affair

Stage 3:
Yesterday,
He looked at me
I was really, really tempted to flee
But his eyes
They were gazing
So longingly right at me
So l stayed

Stage 4:
He gazed so longingly
Not at me
But at another girl
This caused a great whirl
Inside I was weeping
I wanted him for keeping

Stage 5:
Last año
He looked at me
I was really really tempted to flee
But now I see
It was just young amor it turned out to be

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Opinion by mariojaco posted hace 4 días
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Billboard música Awards.

The first round of Billboard música Awards 2017 performers have been announced! The mostrar will kick off with a live performance from nominee Nicki Minaj, but that's just how the party is getting started. Look for live performances from chart-toppers past, present and future including Camila Cabello, Celine Dion, Bruno Mars, Ed Sheeran, Florida Georgia Line, Imagine Dragons, John Legend, Lorde and a rare live performance por record-setting Billboard música Awards 2017 nominee Drake. tu can get a quick look at this first round of performers in the clip below!

Don't forget, tu can vote in two special categories: parte superior, arriba Social Artist and Billboard Chart Achievement Award presented por xfinity!

And that is definitely not all. Keep checking back for más announcements as the line-up gets even bigger, with even más special live performances. más performers will be announced in the days to come leading up to the 2017 Billboard música Awards, which airs LIVE Sunday, May 21, at 8:00 p.m. EDT, on ABC, from the T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas
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Review by Firewriter posted hace 4 días
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He came like the rain.
Gloomy and dark
But at the same time,
lulling and astoundingly peaceful

She soaked it all up
Like a dry, barren, desert land
Begging for "more!"

But much like the summer, winter,
Fall and Spring,
The rain was just a season.

A season
To give the yearning desert a taste
Just a small taste
For the storm that was soon on its way.

So patiently she will wait
Until the siguiente season of rain.
And maybe,
Just maybe,
It will be the storm she's been waiting for.
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Article by fansfunsz posted hace 5 días
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If and when the role of sigyn is and is horribly interpreted o done is because she is so
X for me sigyn is nn worthy and unworthy
It seems obvious and normal that loki nn want and nn ever want to talk about that sigyn
Sigyn nn can and nn could ever be o do 1 hunter in 1 "shield maiden" (-.-)
It seems obvious and normal that loki breaks and breaks the corazón to that sigyn (which would make it 1 wife like her)? Which nn leaves o allows even not to drive out animales that normally would not be able to stay o enter a house (kind of big things) that may o may be indecent
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Article by fansfunsz posted hace 5 días
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se e quando il ruolo di sigyn è e viene orribilmente interpretato o fatto è perché lei è cosi
x per me sigyn è nn degna e indegna
mi pare ovvio e normale che loki nn voglia e nn vuole mai parlare di quella sigyn
sigyn nn può e nn potrà potrebbe mai essere o fare ne 1 cacciatrice ne 1 "shield maiden"(-.-)
mi pare ovvio e normale che loki spezzi e spezza il cuore a quella sigyn(che se ne fa farebbe di 1 moglie come lei)? che nn gli lascia o permette nemmeno neppure neanche di scacciare degli animali che normalmente nn dovrebbero potrebbero stare o entrare in 1 casa(tipo cose grosse)che possono o potrebbero essere indecenti
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Fan fiction by Rubyrings posted hace 5 días
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The Beatles backed away from the crowd as it came closer, unsure of what it wanted. There was another calle nearby, and they could turn onto that and hopefully lose this crowd. The boys backed into the calle sign, turned around... only to see another group of people coming at them from down that street, too.
actuación on instinct, Paul pulled Ringo away, into the only clear place - the middle of the road. That was a seguro enough place right now since no one was out driving cars, and Paul found himself thinking irrelevantly that this might make a good song título someday. John and George followed them.
The two crowds continued to approach the Beatles on either side. As they got closer, they began to spread out, blocking off all the Beatles' escape routes. They were trapped.
And as one soulless type reached out for the nearest Beatle - George - the others sprang into action. John had two things on hand he could use - the Sword of Truth and his guitar. And he wasn't comfortable thinking of the Sword as a weapon, especially not since it seemed to work particularly well for him. It was the Sword of Truth, not the Sword of War. So John went for his guitar.
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Opinion by Kibahina96 posted hace 5 días
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Bill Wallace is my favorito! author. Here are my favorito! libros por him.

1.Pick Of the Litter
2.A Dog Called Kitty
3. The Dog Who Thought He Was Santa

1.It teaches an important lesson about doing what's right even when its not easy. Plus I amor dogs.
2.Although the ending was kind of sad I loved lectura about the relation between the boy and the dog bonding. It also made me laugh as well as cry which I believe is very important.
3.It shows tu things from the perros point of view which I thought wqas very interesting.
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Opinion by Kibahina96 posted hace 5 días
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1.Vulpix And Flareon
2.Fennekin
3.Growlithe
4.Ninetails
5.Ponyta
6.RapiDash
7.Braziken
8.HounDoom
9.ChimChar
10.Charmander


1.Vulpix because its cute and Flareon because all the Eeveeloutions are unique.
2.It makes me want to hug it !!
3.Its extremely loyal.
4.Its beautiful has the same name as Naruto's demon (from naruto Shippuden) and is based on a Japanese legend.
5.It never burns people it trusts.
6.It can run up to 150 mph.
7.Its sweet and graceful.
8.Its unique.
9.Its tail is fueled por gas in its belly.
10.Its full of energy and always does its best.


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Article by Kibahina96 posted hace 5 días
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Hobbies:
My favorito! things to do are write fanfiction, watch anime read and of course Fanpop. Some of my favorito! anime include Naruto, Pokémon, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and Vampire Knight.


Family:

My family is pretty big I have a older sister,a niece, seven stepbrothers and five stepsisters.

School Life:
School was hard for me due to the fact that I suffer from Epilepsy.

Other Information:
Ever since I started watching anime I dreamed of being an anime character.
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Review by ThunderJJ posted hace 5 días
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Saki, Gian's niece
I amor this episode in which Gian's niece Saki makes an appearance. Saki believes in ancient Asian legends and myths. Just like any other child, Saki too wants to see the liebre in the moon that makes arroz cakes .
Gian and Saki were sitting near the Windows when it was dark outside. Saki spotted the full moon and instantly was reminded of the old tale. She asked her "uncle Gian" if there really are rabbits in the moon making arroz cakes. It's difficult to answer a child's innocent questions. He/she will not be satisfied no matter how much we explain. The only way is to mostrar it to them somehow o postpone it skillfully. Our Gian was in such a situation.
What would have he done? He went straight to Doraemon. At first, doraemon didn't know what to do. Then he thought of something. He told Gian that there is an amusement park in the moon in the 22nd century and that there are robot rabbits that make arroz cakes. So doraemon takes Gian, Saki, Nobita, Suneo and Shizuka to the moon in the 22nd century. Saki was so happy . But as they were moving to the reception where a robot lady gives info, doraemon is notified that the robot rabbits are out of service. He calls...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 5 días
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This is a story about talking boats. It is intended for children, so grab some popcorn, sit down near a fireplace with your loved ones, and enjoy the story.

In San Francisco, six speed boats were waiting together at a dock.

William: *Looking at Alcatraz*
Piña Jr: Can we get going now?
Piña: Not yet Piña Jr. We must wait for Dylan, and Casey.
G.O.O.H: I hope it doesn't take too long, otherwise I'm leaving with, o without them.
Dylan: *Arrives with Casey*
Jackson: What took tu two so long?
Dylan: We had a hard time downloading our route onto the GPS.
Casey: We were trying to find a place that had a decent connection.
William: Well at least tu got it. Who has the GPS?
Casey: I do.
Perfection: Perfect. When can we get going?
Dylan: Right now. Follow me everyone. *Leaving the dock*
William: Want the música on?
Dylan: Yeah. Full blast.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 5 días
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This is a story about talking boats. It is intended for children, so grab some popcorn, sit down near a fireplace with your loved ones, and enjoy the story.

In San Francisco, six speed boats were waiting together at a dock.

William: *Looking at Alcatraz*
Piña Jr: Can we get going now?
Piña: Not yet Piña Jr. We must wait for Dylan, and Casey.
G.O.O.H: I hope it doesn't take too long, otherwise I'm leaving with, o without them.
Dylan: *Arrives with Casey*
Jackson: What took tu two so long?
Dylan: We had a hard time downloading our route onto the GPS.
Casey: We were trying to find a place that had a decent connection.
William: Well at least tu got it. Who has the GPS?
Casey: I do.
Perfection: Perfect. When can we get going?
Dylan: Right now. Follow me everyone. *Leaving the dock*
William: Want the música on?
Dylan: Yeah. Full blast.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted hace 5 días
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On May 27, 2016, a war was started por a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new icono he created. This angered millions, and división, split the My Little poni, pony fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment were made illegal. This law was a gateway to making easy money on the internet, por uploading pictures, videos, and stories, much like this one.

One MLP fan retired from the brony community immediately when the war started. Gergely tried to track him down, in an attempt to get the retired brony onto his side, but luck was not on Gergely's side. It was on the side of Sean Bodine.

Carter's Island, near Lockeport, Nova Scotia.
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Opinion by twinedan posted hace 6 días
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Are we getting what the cine haven't shown us? Perhaps. My answer is definitely, yes. más villains have been portrayed than the movies. Going far beyond the basic 4, the Joker, the Penquin, the Riddler, and the Catwoman. While the cine have shown us Two-Face, Mr. Freeze, and Poision Ivy. Then in Chris Nolans' movies, Ra's Al Ghul, the Scarecrow, and Bane.
Now we've seen the likes of Hugo Strange, Jervis Tetch, Firefly, the Court of Owls and those we are yet to meet in season 4.
pregunta is, will we see the League of Shadows and Ra's Al Ghul? Would amor to see them destroy the Court of Owls and Gotham. Will this happen, who knows. Consider the fact the Court of Owls are not part of the batman comics o have never been mentioned anywhere in any of the anterior batman movies. It certainly indicates the Series is going, somewhat, in a new direction. Good o Bad, who knows. What do tu think?
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