hola guys, it's me, Skittles98 as tu can probably see. Now, I'm going to be interviewing the most clever person I can think of and testing them with riddles.
Me: Robin, have a asiento
Me: I have some riddles for you. If tu answer them all correct, tu will get a prize
R: Let's go
Me: What runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has cama but never sleeps, has a head but never sleeps?
R: Not KF, that's for sure...hmmm...could be Batman...no...Got it! A river!
Me: Yes. siguiente riddle. tu are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right is a sharp drop off, and on your left is an elefante thundering along at the same speed as you. Directly infront of tu is a galloping canguro and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind tu is a lion running at the same speed as tu and the kangaroo. What must tu do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
R: Get off the Merry-go-round
Me: How-? Nevermind. siguiente Riddle. A man jumps out of a window of a 20-story building. He falls all the way to the ground below, and lands on solid concrete with nothing to cushion his fall. The man gets up, still alive and completely uninjured. How is this possible?
R: He was on the first floor
Me: siguiente Riddle. tu are in a locked room. It has no windows o anything. There is just walls and tu have a piano, a calender, and a bed. How do tu eat drink and get out?
R:...You drink from the springs in the bed. tu eat the dates on the calender and tu use the keys on the paino to get out! It is all about homophones.
Me:...-_- Final Question. Can tu pass the Kinder Garden Test?
Me: Okay. Repeat everything I say
R: repeat everything I say
Me: Red Robin
R: Red Robin
Me: Blue Robin
Me: Purple Robin
Me: naranja Robin
R: naranja Robin
Me: oro Robin
R: oro Robin
Me: What was the first thing I said?
R:...C-What was the first thing I said?
Me: Do tu want to know what your prize is?
Me: Your prize is...the respuestas to the riddles!
Yes Robin, I'm quite aware I'm a sly $%#@