I waited until the sun had set before leaving the cave. The night sky was setting in as I walked through the forest. I found a large oak árbol and climbed up it. I climbed to the very top, then paloma to the ground. I landed perfectly. I walked to the playa and started doing tai chi under the clear night sky. I ran along the playa and did an aryl. I did some back flips and landed nicely. Someone started to clap. I whipped around to find Wally and Robin standing there.
“What do tu want?” I asked, pulling down my cowl.
“I was uh…wondering…” Wally started. Robin sighed loudly.
“Mr. Smooth over here was wondering if tu could tell him how to pick up Megan” Robin snorted
“Well, for one thing, don’t use any of your stupid pick up lines on her. They are so cheesy. tu need to be subtle, yet romantic” I pointed out
“My pick up lines are not cheesy! Are they Rob?” he turned to Robin
“Well, yeah. They are, a bit. Okay they put the C in cheese” I shrugged
“You dicho they were good!” he exclaimed
“I was lying” Robin admitted
“Girls, girls you’re both pretty. Now back to what I was saying” I interrupted
“Wow. First time I’ve ever been called pretty” Wally sighed
“Anyways, when I look for a boy, I look for a listener; someone who listens to my problems and tries to help me sort through them, even he doesn’t fully understand them” I explained
“So, tu want me to go listen to M’gann go on and on about her problems?” he asked
“And try to help her with them” I nodded
“Thanks Zina. Hey, I just thought of some new pick up lines. Can I try them on you, because you’re the only person awake at this hour?” he asked
“Robins awake” I pointed out
“Um, two problems: we’re both guys and we’re both straighter then a ruler” he pointed out
“Fine. If tu must. I shall give tu the exact response a girl would give you” I agreed
“Okay, here’s the first one: I must’ve died and gone to Heaven, because you’re my angel” he grinned
“To blunt. Next” I dismissed
“If I had one wish, I’d wish for you” he said
“Better, better. Next” I nodded
“Wanna squeeze my theorem while I poly your nominal?” he grinned pressing his body against me. I slapped him so hard I left a giant red mark on his cheek.
“OW! That really hurt!” he protested
“You told me to give tu the exact response any girl would, so I did” I said