If tu know me, the author, tu will know that I have a strong disliking towards him, now if tu don’t know me, tu are most likely wondering why I hate him. Well it is simply because HE IS A TROLL! (Please see foto A down at the bottom) Please continue lectura if tu wish to understand his trollness and my hatred towards that troll.
    I will start off por telling tu about his physical appearance. A vague descripción of him would go like this: red hair, freckles, green eyes, medium teenage height, kind of on the husky side, and peachy skin tone. If tu are thinking that THIS SOUNDS attractive ask yourself these two questions, WHY ARE tu EVEN lectura THIS?!?!?! , and WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!!?!? Now his eyes are green, but even that troll can make green eyes look bad. His eyes are practically vertical and are on opposite sides of his misshapen head. Trollish right? He has freckles but they are only there when he is in his normal clothes,( don’t tu wonder where they disappear to? Is makeup a possibility?). And in these normal clothes he looks fatter than he actually is. His hair look like a parte superior, arriba stylist cut it IF that parte superior, arriba stylist was a blind monkey who used their feet and safety scissors. Now adding to the terribleness of his haircut is his shortness. He is the segundo shortest on the team. On a side note Robin is the shortest on the team, but he is two years younger. Sad right? In my opinion there is one decent looking shot of him in ALL the episodes that have premiered, (see foto B). now he goes and ruins it por drowning in a pool. So sad. siguiente on our agenda are his practically non-existent muscles. If tu were to have Wally take his camisa, camiseta off, tu would barely see any abs. NOW if tu were to have Robin take his camisa, camiseta off tu would definitely see abs. Don’t tu find this sad? And what makes this even sadder is that, (like I stated before) Robin is two years younger. Now ask yourself a question, aren’t superheroes supposed to be all musclely and what-not? Well apparently Wally didn’t get the memo.
    Let me inform tu about his pathetic excuse of a costume. If I were to describe it to tu in one word, that word would be creepy. It’s a yellow spandex shirt, with red pants and a few other accents. It’s totally hideous because 1. It is not his color and 2. It is so not his style. I am partly curious to know what idiot picked/ designed it for him. .At this time tu are probably wondering why it’s creepy. If not, tu are now. Well what makes it creepy is the way his spandex camisa, camiseta turns into his spandex pants. THAT’S RIGHT, ITS ALL SPANDEX. He wears yellow boots that I have nothing against……………………………………………………….. yet. His original costume was all spandex. Thank goodness it was his old costume. The only accents he had was goggles, gloves, (both red), and his boots, (yellow), but now his costume is overcomplicated and it changes colors! Now it changes from red and yellow to different shades of gray. His gloves, goggles, boots and zipper are the only things that are not gray, instead they turn red! OH I forgot to mention that now he has elbow, knee and shoulder pads. Which all make it overcomplicated. Now I will explain to tu his accents. His zipper, (red), can be traced all the way down. Take my word for it, it is creepy. His goggles are equipped with infrared vision, (which is cool), but if he is wearing normal clothes he keeps them in his pocket. If not he wears them on his forehead. So stupid. They also add to his trollness. His gloves are red and en general, general quite plain. But if tu know anything about him tu should know that he eats, A LOT. Like not even funny a lot, (he’s eaten a batch of burnt galletas before). So if that troll is on a mission and gets hungry, (this happens a lot), he pulls out a snack and begins to eat. As tu read earlier his costume is ALL SPANDEX. So where does he keep it? In his glove. That’s right! He only has one secret comida compartment, but most people have two hands including him. So that means that he has enough el espacio for two compartments. Now tu are probably wondering why he doesn’t have a compartment in both gloves. I honestly don’t know but the best answer I could give tu is that he is an IDIOT. And that’s just his costume; his normal clothes are a laugh. Let’s see where I should start off………………………………… oh yeah well the only practical thing he wears is a pair of jeans. He wears a cream colored manga larga camisa, camiseta and onto of that he wears a button up polo shirt. It is usually blue o a reddish-orange, but he never buttons them up! On his feet he wears a pair of plain ole sneakers. I find this quite lame. He looks way fatter in these clothes and not to mention ridiculous.
    Well I hoped tu enjoyed my rant on that troll’s physical appearance, now I will educate tu in his mental state. Well to start off he is kind of perverted. What he says to Megan/ Miss Martian. is quite inappropriate. Especially since the mostrar is rated P.G. Besides the fact that he is always making moves on any available girl no matter her age, he also is creepishly good at science. It is kind of scary how much he knows on the subject. And because of this he does not believe in magic, but of course Megan, believes in magic. So that TROLL pretends to like magic to impress her. Stupid Wally. Anyways he is quite immature and causes A LOT of problems. The problems he causes usually start when he tries to flirt with Megan. He will try to flirt with Megan but fails at this miserably. Then either Robin, (out of immaturity o out of wanting to registrarse in conversation) o Artemis, (out of jealousy) will say something that would A. embarrass Wally o B. have no immediate effect on him because they would tell him to grow up o something along the lines of that. Artemis usually uses option B. on very rare occasions Aqua lad will say something that would keep the Team from seriously injuring each other. Super boy usually stays out of these conversations because he doesn’t have much to say on this topic o just things to say altogether. Now I hope tu understand that troll’s mental state.
    Now if his mental state doesn’t want to make tu vomit and run away screaming, his social life will. To start off, IT’S A JOKE. Now most social lives begin in high school, yeah well not for Wally. His closest friend on the Team, (or maybe altogether) is Robin. But Robin if friends with everybody, for some strange reason he and Wally are close friends. I think it is because they have the same maturity level. Now at this time tu should already know that Robin is my favorite, if not tu DO KNOW! So tu are probably thinking that Robin is also immature and that is partly true. But Robin is 13 and Wally IS FIFTEEN!!!!!! Sad right? That 15 año old troll has the same maturity level of a 13 año old hot ninja boy. Other than Robin, the whole Team pretty much hates him. Well, actually Aqua lad and Super boy have no opinion about him other than the fact that they find him annoying. Artemis likes him but prefers to boss/ yell at him. Megan is freaked out and annoyed por him. Now don’t tu see the sadness of his social life?
    Now I must bring my rant to an end. I really hoped tu learned something. JK I really hoped my rant on Kid Flash made tu laugh. I put a lot of effort into this rant. So bye!









*this is a rant of why i do not like kid flash o wally. please note i wrote this because i dislike kf so it is biased and if tu do like kf PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE try not to get offended and if tu do IM SORRY its just my personal opinion(see foto C).thank tu i hope tu enjoy my rant i put a lot of time into in. THANKS AGAIN XD oh and words in all trofeos are supposed to be a lot larger than they are*