I've read this somewhere and have to share it!

1. Your house plants are alive, and tu can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin cama is out of the question..

3. tu keep más comida than cerveza in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when tu get up, not when tu go to bed.

5. tu hear your favorito! song in an elevator.

6. tu watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."

8. tu go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids siguiente door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. tu don't know what time taco campana closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. tu feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the sofá makes your back hurt.

16. tu take naps from noon to 6 PM

17.Dinner and a movie is the whole fecha instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19.If you're a gal, tu go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. tu actually eat breakfast comida at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time tu spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. tu drink at inicial to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire lista looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to tu and can't find one to save your sorry old ass