Back when I was living in the extremely sitcom like neighborhood as a kid, I remember going to Edgewood Middle School. It was honestly the worst año of my life. However, before I found out it got bad, I remember seeing this girl. For reasons I can’t explain, we’ll just call her Girl. So, I had a huge crush on this girl. We shared three classes together, and I would always ask to sit in the back, because due to being socially awkward at the time, I was dado permission to choose which asiento I would sit at, and I would sit in the back, and would always look at her. Creepy, I know, but I was...

Masters of breakfast and champions of flavor, these two have been eaten as a delightful morning snack for ages. But the ultimate pregunta still remains....... Who is better?

For what feels like the longest time French brindis, pan tostado and panqueques, tortitas have been competing, and today it's going to be settled. Right here, right now.

I'm Jared and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Contestant #1: French Toast

Also known as German, gypsy, o Spanish toast, French brindis, pan tostado is a popular morning choice consisting of bread, eggs, and often leche o cream.

The earliest...

(NOTE: This is an old articulo I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)

Villains! Often the antagonist in a mostrar that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my favoritos as well, so understand that before lectura this article.

Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.

Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D

#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)



IF tu THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...

Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If tu say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck tu Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...

Link: Man, this job is a lot más fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone por killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears música behind waterfall) What is this. The música is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

Komoli: Hey, tu want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as tu play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can tu help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need tu to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: tu can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than tu who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...

Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were tu dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like tu don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...

Link: Okay, so, who is the siguiente helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the siguiente person on the lista is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think tu should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't tu help me? I need tu to go and...

So, there are people out there who prefer anime over western caricaturas and there are people who prefer western caricaturas over anime. Me, personally, well, if tu asked me at the age of seven, I would have dicho western. But, dado the shit we see today, I think its obvious that anime is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, o Avatar: The Last Airbender, but tu know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying naranja TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an anime that has the western style animation. That mostrar would be the...

Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There tu are, tu fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... tu hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill tu all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...

King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are tu one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give tu this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can tu hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...

Okay, so I know that I dicho before that the siguiente review would be Night in the Woods but I feel as though this game needs to be discussed…. Boy, only the segundo articulo and I’ve already lied. In-Indie has a bright future. So I bought four, debatably five, other indie games last week. And one of those indie games was the interesting YIIK: A Postmodern RPG, pronounced Y2K, for some reason. I saw the trailer and the strange visuals already had me hooked. And just when I had purchased it, I read the comments, I saw the dislike bar, and I saw how there was not a soul on this planet who liked...

You know, I don’t get to talk about the Ace Attorney franchise nearly enough as I’d want to. That could just be because I didn’t get to play a majority of the games until way later, so they didn’t stick with me as much as one specific game. This is not that game, but it was the first to impress me in a long time. It may not be the best, but I still amor it, dammit. And that is the fifth game in the main series, Dual Destinies.
Dual Destinies takes place a few years after the last game, Apollo Justice, where the law is in shambles, with crooked lawyers just looking for victory and...

Well, this is about as niche as any game on this lista will get. Ever since I got Phoenix Wright for my DS, I was always interested in más mystery games for the handheld device, stuff like Professor Layton and Ghost Trick. But… I never got to play either of those games. But one I did get to play was one that was very unique in its style, known as Hotel Dusk: Room 215.
Hotel Dusk follows the protagonist, Kyle Hyde, an ex-detective and now salesman who visits a small hotel in Nevada known as Hotel Dusk, where room 215 is dicho to make your wishes come true. As he explore the hotel, he hopes...

So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs o any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative o thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but más of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...