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Hey, Rockstar, everyone likes them. Red Dead Redemption 2 was nominated for the best game of 2018, I mean, it lost to God of War but that is to be expected. However, I did not play Red Dead Redemption 2, so that is not on the list. But that’s fine, cause I did play the real classic, and the best game Rockstar made, aside from patinar, skate and Destroy, the original, Red Dead Redemption.
Red Dead Redemption is set in the good old 1910s, and nearing the end of the wild west, as John Marston, a simple young man, is tasked por the government to go on a mission to hunt down his old gang, along with their leader and his old mentor, Dutch, so that he can go back to his life as a family man. And oh boy, do things work out well for John Marston, with absolutely nothing bad ever happening to him. The game, being set in the old west, is not very different with it’s environments aside from a desert and a few towns. It’s not a giant city with a ton to see like say Los Santos in GTA V, but it doesn’t need to be that. Just going down a trail in the dead of night as tu make your way to the siguiente town as tu listen to the old acoustic guitarra and chimes that sound like an old western movie is all tu need to get invested in this games world. It’s kinda like how Bully has the Harry Potter esque música when tu walk around town. It doesn’t need anything más than a good score and a fun world to explore, and boy is Red Dead got a pretty fun world. Sure, there’s just miles and miles of sand, but tu also have a ton to do. tu can go and hunt animales for their pelts, help out misceláneo encounters (Or kill them), and help out strangers in side quests, which will usually lead to tu questioning how fucked up the wild west is with how far some of these people do things. Like a man heading to California will go crazy and just up and die out of nowhere, and a man collecting flores for his wife. Nothing weird there, until tu see that his wife is just a corpse. Okay, fuck this, this is getting to some fucking Norman Bates Psycho shit and I want no part of it. There’s also a ton of mini games to play, like bird shooting, card games, horseshoes, and challenges to take out special foes in a shootout minigame. But how’s the real part of the game, the shooting part? Aside from having a plethora of weapons to use on attacking soldiers, angry Native Americans and your usual crooks, tu also have the ability of the Dead Eye, which unlike Max Payne’s Bullet Time, gives tu a chance to slow down time to a stop and aim your gun, before locking on to a number of multiple targets. Using it correctly will allow tu to take out a bunch of enemies at once without tu taking damage. Uh, just don’t try it on that one mission, cause it doesn’t work. Anyone who plays the game knows which mission. And let me tell you, that story is so damn good, and real sad. Why is Rockstar trying to make people sad? I thought they were the funny edgy kind of company that liked to poke fun at people. Why do they gotta make people feel bad?
When I was a kid, my dad would always watch western movies, and I never understood the appeal. But when I played Red Dead Redemption, saw the world, experienced the story, and got to know John Marston as a character, I understood what the appeal was. Red Dead Redemption is an amazing western tale that mixes all the best of Rockstar’s games, from the fun gameplay to the huge world to explore to the great soundtrack (Yes, I have to talk about that again). I still haven’t played 2 yet, but I am expecting as much great moments and as much broken hearts as I got from the first one.
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(Cody stands in front of Wind outside as Wind sits on a bench)
Cody: So Wind, remember when tu dicho that Mal-Mart barely pays their employees
Wind: Yes
Cody: Well, tu were right… but, with lots of hard work, and having to sacrifice our food, James and I were able to buy a car for us to use
Wind: Wait… tu two have a license to drive
Cody: Of course. Got it from a Cheery U cereal box. Anyway, here is the new car
(Nothing happens)
Cody: James, tu gotta mostrar the car when I say that
James: Just give me a second. This shift stick is stuck (Drives up to the two in a white golf cart)
Wind: … This...
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In 1931, the classic horror movie monster, Dracula, made his film debut. It was one of the major horror movie classics along with Frankenstein, Wolfman, and The Mummy. It was later followed por a bunch of sequels, ranging from good, to total garbage. Never did any of them ever live up to the glory of the classic Dracula movie. They tried (Most of the time), but never could they capture the same feeling as the classic 1931 movie. But, the closest we had ever gotten to being the siguiente successful Dracula movie (In my opinion), was Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula.



Now, sadly, the classic 1931...
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Wind: (At the pharmacy getting pills)
Cody: (Runs in) Wind, did tu hear
Wind: ….. No.
Cody: That knew superhero movie por MC is out
Wind: tu mean the one where they turned one of their characters into an emo?
Cody: It looks stupid at first, but it’s actually really cool. Didn’t tu hear about it
Wind: Well, dado that I can’t get away from it no matter where I look (Sees the movie advertised on several posters, billboards, and newspapers) Yeah, I heard about it
Cody: Oh, I can’t wait to see it
Wind: I can wait, however (Looks through the pills)
Cody: What are tu looking for?
Wind: I need...
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(The following is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not murder and then sue me)

So, tu failed at everything else in life and want to become youtube famous? Well, it’s your lucky day, tu sad fuck, because I am going to tell tu how tu can become internet famous in just five easy ways.

Step 1: Do A Review

Now, your review (Or rather, your pointless opinion that no one gives a shit about) is what makes a perfect review. Weather it’s movie, o tv shows, o anime, o the most overused of them, games, tu too can be the perfect whore por pleasuring companies with a folded hundred dollar...
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Long ago, the world was ruled por the immortal dragons, where they were all immortal. Except for Seath, the scaleless, legless albino dragon. He was mocked por his brothers for the color of his skin. So, naturally, he was so PO’d, that he wanted to do whatever he could to kill all of his brothers, because why not. So, after searching forever, he was able to find three lords. Gravelord Nito, a giant dead guy made of a million other dead guys who was responsible for the diseases in Lordran (Thanks for the herpes, prick), The Witch of Izalith, a women with a whole lot of children and was up...
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parte superior, arriba 49 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands (Least favorito! to Favorite)

49: Tingle Island
48: North triángulo, triángulo de Island
47: East triángulo, triángulo de Island
46: South triángulo, triángulo de Island
45: estrella cinturón, correa Archipelago
44: Crescent Moon Island
43: Five-Star Isles
42: Horseshoe Island
41: estrella Island
40: Seven-Star Isles
39: Mother and Child Isles
38: Greatfish Isle
37: Ice Ring Isle
36: Southern Fairy Island
35: North Fairy Island
34: West Fairy Island
33: East Fairy Isle
32: Thorned Fairy Island
31: Two-Eye Reef
30: Four-Eye Reef
29: Three-Eye Isle
28: Six-Eye Reef
27: Five Eye Reef
26: Cyclops Reef
25: Angular Island
24: Spectacle Isle
23:...
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From the movie Hot Rods To Hell. The band is really great.
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We all have those animated cine that we can't help but amor SO much. Whether it's for the music, animation, comedy, o even personal reasons in general, tu can't help but push the replay button 50,000 times and never get tired of it.

And that's what this lista is about! Every día (Or two) I'll be posting another part to this list, so keep that in mind while tu read this!

Sit down, relax, and get out your soda! Because WE ARE COUNTING DOWN..........

My parte superior, arriba 10 favorito! Animated Films!

#10. The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks, 2000)

This is a perfect example of a movie that just doesn't get as much...
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Okay, so I finally found a fanfic that doesn't have rape, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, o self-harm...... That doesn't mean the fanfic is good. The fanfic is called Kill the Killers.
It starts with all sorts of creepy pastas, pasta characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman lectura horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the autor of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's...
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School Days.......... There is no intro. Lets just get this over with
(Warning. This articulo contains spoilers)
Now, I want to start off por saying that School Days is the worst anime I have ever seen. Let me repeat that. THE WORST anime I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!! Its like someone got a hold of some awful fanfiction and turned it into an anime. So, lets start. This whole anime is based off our main character, Dickhead Fuckface..... Oh, sorry, I mean Makoto.... AKA Dickhead Fuckface. Incase your wondering why I'm saying this, well its simple. I fucking hate Makoto. He is like David from The Pokemon...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. This time, well be talking about the parte superior, arriba game on the XBox. nintendo consoles have Mario and playstation has Nathan Drake. So, what does XBox have.... Master Cheif that's who, from the Halo game. The Halo series is an FPS game. Oh boy.... Actually, it's a pretty good FPS. Most FPS's are just "Hey, here's a guy shoot him. Hide behind cover. Wait for dumb culo soldier to pop his head out and shoot him. Get to a part where tu have to die for story reasons so tu can say "WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT"!!! No, none of that is in Halo. Halo actually has a great...
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When I was a little kid, I played this one video game called Vigilante 8: segundo Offensives. In that game, there was a level where tu can find a meteor and a giant ant would come out and attack. Since then, I’ve always been fascinated por the idea of giant bugs in fiction. Only a few years hace did I find out about this movie, 1954’s Them!. This was the first giant bug movie, which depending on your taste, is an accomplishment o a failure on the cine part. So, for the third día of Cultober, let us take a look at Them and see what makes it such a classic film for the time of the 50s.

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Source: Not Warner Brothers
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost poni, pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every año on the día of the accident, the ghost poni, pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are tu talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
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Saten Twist: Season 2 is over. I shall be the host.
S.B: No you're not. *Pushes Saten Twist off a cliff* Someone good is gonna be the host, and that someone is me. I'm from Trainz, and welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Now in case you're wondering, S does stand for Sean, and I am the one who wrote these stories. Everything we're mostrando this night is from The Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

Episode 18

The Stolen Coaches

The narrow gauge engines on Mr. Percival's Railway, enjoy Market Day. They get lots of passengers, and lots of visitors.

Today was Market Day, and...
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*Hannah remained back, as she looked at Diana, allowing her to do the deed. She didn’t know what this creature was, but she allowed her to do what she had to do. Diana picked up the bat and swung down hard on the monsters head. The creature gave a loud shriek at being struck, only to stop once it was hit again. Diana continued to hit the creature, it’s black, thick blood spraying onto her and onto the floor with each time it was struck. Diana only hit the creature harder and harder each time. She started to scream, cursing at the creature, hitting it harder and harder, before Hannah finally...
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Well, I just can’t believe it. Over a hundred full artículos of Corner of Horror. I never thought that this día would come, but here it is. And boy am I glad that this día has finally come, and on a halloween no less. It’s almost like it was meant to be. For over a año now, I have been talking about the many different kinds of horror and in different media from films to games to literature, and I still plan on doing más reviews in the future. But, today, I have had something very special planned, since the beginning. Something I have been waiting to talk about since the día I started Corner...
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Teacher: Okay, students. Listen up. Today, a speaker from Canada, por the name of Marcus King will be coming to tell us about the politics in America
Wind: Oh, that should go over well
Teacher: So, when he comes in, I want tu all to treat this man with nothing but the utmost respect. Seriously, if he hates on this school, our reputation will be tarnished, the school will go out of business, and I will lose the only job that supports my drinking habits.
Cody: (Raises hand)
Teacher: Yes, Cody?
Cody: Canadians are from another planet, right?
Teacher: Oh, I am so fucked.

Marcus: Hello, students. I’m...
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