A criticism that I am real tired of hearing about is, if something is so strange, and on the surface, makes no sense, the creator must be on drugs. No, you’re not thinking. You’re on drugs! Normal people don’t act that way! Just that people completely label things that are odd as “on drugs” is just so dumb and tiresome, and can’t see the true value in a story. Now, if that drug is Japanese instead, then I am más understanding. And that’s where Killer7 comes into play.
Killer7 is, what a shock, a saltamontes game that follows the Killer7, a group of seven assassins who take on the task of assassinating the crazed terrorist group, Heaven Smiles. The Killer7 consist of Cleaner Garcian Smith, fighter Dan Smith, running punk Con Smith, thief Coyote Smith, the only female member KAEDE Smith, the quiet Kevin Smith (No relation to the Clerks guy), and the masked wrestler Mask de Smith. Now, if I were to talk about the plot and the underlying themes of Killer7, we would be here for literal hours. Everything in this game has relevancy and symbolism, even the cargando... screens have relevancy and symbolism. Just know that war is bad, and that politics suck. So anyway, what’s the game like. It is an odd mix of rail shooting, puzzle solving, and possible survival horror. tu are on rails the whole game, but mover por holding the A button. tu can’t see the Heaven Smile on their own, so tu have to go into first person and aim your gun to see them. Here, tu can unload your gun onto them outta fear as they stumble towards you, o tu can aim for the weak spot for an easy kill to get Blood Vials, which help with health and special moves. Take too long to kill them, and they will reach you, where they will blow up on tu and tu take damage. Each Killer7 has their own powers, some are better than others. Dan Smith as a revolver that allows him to destroy Heaven Smile nests, as well as be the easiest to control. Con Smith is fast and can reload on the fly, as well as outrun any enemy. And my favorite, Mask de Smith, carries dual wield grenade launchers that can kill anything in the area, and is able to smash through things with ease, and even headbutt a flying bullet (Yes, really). The game is so creepy, with it’s empty atmosphere, the strange music, and the laughter of the Heaven Smiles tu can hear as they slowly walk towards tu like a zombie. And if tu thought the strange things ended there, then we get to the puzzles. These puzzles are so unique and strange. Sure, most of them can be solved por going to another area to unlock a locked door, but it’s how tu solve them, and how weird they are that make them a lot of fun for me. Heck, the bosses could count as puzzles due to how out of place and strange their “fights” are. Another thing I amor about this game is the crazy story. Never have I ever been so interested in piecing a story together since Dark Souls. I wanted to know about the world, the characters, and all these strange happenings. I wanted to know what this God Hand was, I wanted to know how a man can run a business por just running commercials, I wanted to know why there was a little boy with an old man's voice only to find out it’s based on another saltamontes game that is only in japón so it makes no sense to us American players. It’s fucking madness. I amor it.
Killer7 is considered por many to be Grasshopper’s best game, and while I think one game in their repertoire beats it just por a little, I can understand the appeal greatly. It’s a strange game with a great story, a wonderful cast of characters, and a brooding and unique style that I have not seen for any game. Please do yourself a favor and buy this game on Steam. Because fuck buying a copy of this game for almost a hundred dollars online.
Conglaturation, everyone, Due to finally coming over to my club and abandoning all your religions and morality to do so, we have finally reached 1000 artículos on this entire club. I appreciate the dedication tu all put into this club and all the effort that goes into it. tu guys are what keeps this club from ending up like that silly MLP club- Cold and dead. So, I just want to say that, this isn't just a conglaturation to me. No, this is a conglaturation to everyone who publicado artículos and conglaturation to everyone who keeps this club alive with forums, videos, images, polls, questions, links, quizzes, (NOT WIKIS), and comentarios on the wall. tu guys are great. Thank you. Now let's increase our sweatshop levels of hard work so we can created another 1000. I look adelante, hacia adelante to it
TROY: I'm mr WHAT'S IT TOO YEAH.
ME: Oh yeah.. I remember that from spongebob.
TROY: No. No.. It was family guy.
ME: No it wasn't.
TROY; Yeah.. Remember. Family guy is the underwater one.
ME: (catches on) Oh right... Spongebob was the one with Quaqmire.
TROY: Yeah.. And remember South Park.
ME: Oh yes. With the talking bears... and Barinsteen bears is with the fat kid.
TROY: Oh yeah. And the Jew with the green hat.
ME: I don't get why Barinsteen bears is rated G.. It's so much swearing.
TROY; Yeah.. And remember walking dead.
ME: Yeah. The one with all the chemicals.. And the guy from Malcolm in the middle.
TROY: Yeah. The Reese character..
TROY: Remember Eminem?
ME; Oh yeah.. He's the black one right?
TROY: Yeah. And Dr Dre is the white one.
ME: Thanks for clearing that all up.
TROY: No problem.
He dosen't know I'm a brony.
So I never mentioned MLP..
ME: Oh yeah.. I remember that from spongebob.
TROY: No. No.. It was family guy.
ME: No it wasn't.
TROY; Yeah.. Remember. Family guy is the underwater one.
ME: (catches on) Oh right... Spongebob was the one with Quaqmire.
TROY: Yeah.. And remember South Park.
ME: Oh yes. With the talking bears... and Barinsteen bears is with the fat kid.
TROY: Oh yeah. And the Jew with the green hat.
ME: I don't get why Barinsteen bears is rated G.. It's so much swearing.
TROY; Yeah.. And remember walking dead.
ME: Yeah. The one with all the chemicals.. And the guy from Malcolm in the middle.
TROY: Yeah. The Reese character..
TROY: Remember Eminem?
ME; Oh yeah.. He's the black one right?
TROY: Yeah. And Dr Dre is the white one.
ME: Thanks for clearing that all up.
TROY: No problem.
He dosen't know I'm a brony.
So I never mentioned MLP..