People say that My Immortal is the worst Fanfic ever. Yes, its bad. I mean really bad, but no, it is not the worst. That is The Pokemon Story. Fuck, My Immortal isn't even the worst Harry Potter fanfiction. Yeah, I was surprised to find a fanfic worse then My Immortal, but I'm surprised I found a worse Harry Potter fanfic. The story in pregunta is Lucius and Draco Malfoy in Squick... Don't know what Squick means. Don't worry, tu will after this review and you'll regret it in the end.
So, we start of with Lucius being disappointed in his son, Draco, and is going to punish him. Okay, so it doesn't...

Yet another fanfic about a mostrar I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A mostrar in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at popular stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the mostrar named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

rápido, swift Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 1-3

Heartbroken Turnabout

Lilly: I-I didn't do it. I swear
Police: LIAR!!! tu had every right to
Lilly: I swear I didn't
Police: We found evidence that tu were there. There's no use denying it
Lilly: Please. tu have to believe me
Police: Well just see how the Judge thinks of this tomorrow. Your going to pay for what tu did
Lilly: I didn't do it. I didn't kill him
Police: you'll get your just desserts. A bit of cold, hard rápido, swift justice, to be exact

Court Lobby
April 2nd 10:27 a.m.

Swift: *Okay, Swift. tu can do this. Its just like the old days, only your on the opposite...

Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, o that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful articulo I plan on making. o yet another mes long project that may o may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...

Technophilia

November, 2099. The sun has become a dim light that was once a magnificent star. The Earth has grown cold and dark. Soon the sun will go out. No one who can afford to leave stays there, and those that do stay on Earth only do so for reasons of nostalgia o lack of finances. The outer solar system has now become humanity’s home. Large el espacio stations have been built on asteroids all across the solar system. The first of these was the el espacio colony known as New Olympus. What started out as a small colony on a large rock has grown into a massive empire, where neon lights shine brighter...

EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this mostrar the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big anime fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....

So when the PS4 finally came out, my funds were not nearly enough to just go out and buy one right away, which I was a little upset over, but whatever. But when I did get it, one game always stood out from the rest. One game that I wanted to try más than any other game for the system, and that game was known only as Bloodborne.
Bloodborne takes place in the fictional Victorian town of Yharnam, where tu play as a hunter on the Night of the Hunt, where the town is filled with monsters and crazed hunters out for blood. It starts out with hunting hombres lobo and witches, but it isn’t long...

So despite the fact that I talked about Dual Destinies, it is not my favorito! of the Ace Attorney games. Sure, I am aware of it’s really good story and it’s technical advancements to the franchise, but my favorito! in the franchise is the very first one I played… And considering the narrative in the franchise, it may not have been great to start with the third game in the franchise, but whatever.
Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations follows Phoenix Wright in his third año of being a defense lawyer. As he deals with the past that is coming back to haunt him in the form of a mysterious...

SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a mesa, tabla in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before navidad was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If tu haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time tu begin now.

Song (Start at 1:19): link

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A scare cuervo spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in halloween decor.

Reapers: *Singing*...

#1:
Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)
Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are tu doing now?
Goku: … Stretching.
Frieza: In the middle of our fight?
Goku: …… Yes.
(from distance)
Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.
Krillin: Wait a second.
Krillin:(Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!
Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?
Goku: (thinking) Oh no.
Piccolo: Would tu stop screaming.
Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!
Piccolo:...

Before there was Zombieland and before there Shaun of the Dead, we didn’t get much comedy zombie movies. Sure, there were some, but not much. However, one movie came along that I think was an underrated classic of the 90s. First off, the movie was directed por Peter Jackson… yes, the Lord of the Rings Peter Jackson. Before he made Lord of the Rings, he made this movie. And it’s just as good as Lord of the Rings…. Okay, maybe not as good, but it’s still a good movie. Anyway, let’s talk about Dead Alive (Or Braindead if tu live outside of North America.





Dead Alive follows the...

Back when I was living in the extremely sitcom like neighborhood as a kid, I remember going to Edgewood Middle School. It was honestly the worst año of my life. However, before I found out it got bad, I remember seeing this girl. For reasons I can’t explain, we’ll just call her Girl. So, I had a huge crush on this girl. We shared three classes together, and I would always ask to sit in the back, because due to being socially awkward at the time, I was dado permission to choose which asiento I would sit at, and I would sit in the back, and would always look at her. Creepy, I know, but I was...

Masters of breakfast and champions of flavor, these two have been eaten as a delightful morning snack for ages. But the ultimate pregunta still remains....... Who is better?

For what feels like the longest time French brindis, pan tostado and panqueques, tortitas have been competing, and today it's going to be settled. Right here, right now.

I'm Jared and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Contestant #1: French Toast

Also known as German, gypsy, o Spanish toast, French brindis, pan tostado is a popular morning choice consisting of bread, eggs, and often leche o cream.

The earliest...

Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If tu say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck tu Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...

Link: Man, this job is a lot más fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone por killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears música behind waterfall) What is this. The música is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were tu dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like tu don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...

Link: Okay, so, who is the siguiente helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the siguiente person on the lista is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think tu should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't tu help me? I need tu to go and...

So, there are people out there who prefer anime over western caricaturas and there are people who prefer western caricaturas over anime. Me, personally, well, if tu asked me at the age of seven, I would have dicho western. But, dado the shit we see today, I think its obvious that anime is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, o Avatar: The Last Airbender, but tu know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying naranja TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an anime that has the western style animation. That mostrar would be the...

King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are tu one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give tu this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can tu hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...

You know, I don’t get to talk about the Ace Attorney franchise nearly enough as I’d want to. That could just be because I didn’t get to play a majority of the games until way later, so they didn’t stick with me as much as one specific game. This is not that game, but it was the first to impress me in a long time. It may not be the best, but I still amor it, dammit. And that is the fifth game in the main series, Dual Destinies.
Dual Destinies takes place a few years after the last game, Apollo Justice, where the law is in shambles, with crooked lawyers just looking for victory and...