Wayne started the "Plastic Surgery Hoedown" with, "Here is some news, I heard all over the place, Michael Jackson had surgery, to fix his face. He didn't think that he looked good, he started sulking, I saw him the other day, he looks just like Macaulay Culkin." Chip's verse followed then Colin's with, "The plastic surgery didn't work, I must confess. My face is now one big bad mess. Here's a little hint, if any of tu go, Make sure your doctor isn't Doctor Picasso". Ryan was last and he sang, "I wanted surgery, but my doc dicho no. I had to force him 'cause I had no place to go. I had to threaten him, with my big old mauser, Now I look just like, a grown-up Doogie Howser".
. Wayne began the "Shoplifting Hoedown" with, "When I was younger, took a field trip to the zoo. I was really mischievous, so here's what I would do." Greg then sang his verse, followed por Colin singing, "The other day, I estola something. It really was a sin. It was a little revolve, made of gelatin. It really was a bad idea, something I should've slept on, 'cause I was arrested for carrying a congealed weapon." Ryan finished the hoedown with, "Shopping the correct way can be such a bore. I have to steal everything when I go in a store. Not to loot and take things can be really hard, but I guess I shouldn't, 'cause I am a security guard!"
Chip started the "Talk Shows Hoedown" with this verse, followed por Drew singing, "Well, I died recently and I went straight to hell. What happened to me, I just can't tell. All I know is every día on T.V., I was a guest of "Regis and Kathie Lee". Colin's verse was next, "I play at the stadium of baseball games. I once got censored, that's my claim to fame. It really was done por the censor named Morgan, When I told the crowd I loved to play with my organ." Ryan was last and he sang, "When I watch T.V. I like to sit in the back. My favorito! mostrar is "When animales Attack". Once I saw this thing with a big bum, it was all hairy, then it turned around, I noticed it was Drew Carey!"
This verse came from "The Tourists and Kids at the Movie Theater Hoedown". Brad, Karen, Colin and Ryan took part in canto it. Karen's verse was, "Tourists from japón are really the best. They're used to traveling without any rest. I look just like them, aw, what the heck, except that I don't have a great big camera on my neck!" Colin sang, "The other day, I was at a movie, the kids were all loud. They were makin' noise and throwin' stuff, what an ugly crownd. I told them there's something and then they all cried, I ruined the movie, told them Bambi's mother died" and Ryan sang, "I hate it at the movies, when all the kids scream. I have to admit that is really not my scene. But one thing's for sure, an usher I will not call, I just sit in front of them, I'm over six feet tall!"