Power-ups are always there to help us. They give tu that one boost of energy tu need to help tu defeat an enemy, solve a puzzle, o to just be awesome. But, what about those power-ups that are so bad, that tu want to avoid them at all costs. Well, these are the ten power-ups that I find to be the most useless. Now, before I start, the rules are simple. When I look at power-ups, I look at items that are either temporarily, o help increase a trait of yours a little. If the item never runs out and is permanent, then it is is not going to be on this list, because it is más of a weapon than a power-up. Also, only from games that I play, and only one per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: All Night’s Mask from Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask - Now, even though this may not be a power-up, it certainly isn’t a weapon, but since no one can really decide, I am going to put it on this list, but only at number ten. Now, what is the All Night’s Mask so useless. Well, sure, tu get a Piece of corazón for it, but, the sidequest is so boring. All tu do is listen to Granny talk to you. Sure, she does give some backstory, but that’s it. One isn’t that interesting (To me, anyway), and the other is one that we probably already know. And, sure, I could have chosen the Couple’s Mask, but tu have to go through the greatest sidequest in the game to get it. And sure, I could have chosen the Romani Mask, but that one actually lets tu in the leche Bar, and unlocks another side quest, so it’s not totally useless. The All Night’s Mask, however, is as useful as a paper weight



#9: Cigarettes from Metal Gear Solid - Again, not much of a power-up, but not much of a weapon either. The cigarettes are quite easily a useless item in the series, and are mostly used as a joke, I think. Anyway, the cigarettes don’t just be useless, but if tu smoke them, they actually hurt you. Cigarettes actually decrease your health. Sure, this can be used to find laser sensors that are attached to bombs, but the thing is, there are other ways of finding them. The Cigarettes are just a waste of inventory space



#8: Blooper from Mario Kart - Mario Kart has a lot of useful power-ups. From the Star, to the Bomb, to the Star, to the giant middle finger to the Blue Shell that is the Super Horn… And then this. First off, why was this brought back in Mario Kart 8. All it does is… well, NOTHING! This is useless against the AI, since they can drive perfectly fine, even with this thing on. And, if tu hit a speed boost, o have a seta to speed up, tu can just get the Blooper ink off you. So, again, why was this brought back in Mario Kart 8



#7: Acid Gun from Centipede: Infestation - Who’s heard of this game….. No one? Didn’t think so. Probably because this gun sucks. Seriously, this pistolas bullets will fall to the ground EVERY TIME tu shoot it. And it doesn’t just fall to the ground. It fall to the ground THE VERY segundo it is fired. It’s supposed to poison enemies that walk on it, but it does VERY little damage, and if that wasn’t bad enough, tu are always moving in this game, so tu can’t stay still, so, in other words, the enemies will NOT walk on the poison. In other words, THIS POWER-UP SUCKS



#6: Speed Shoes from Sonic the Hedgehog - While I amor the original Sonic the Hedgehog, it had it’s own flaws. For example, this power-up. Now, Sonic is known as the fastest thing alive… So, why does he need to be even faster. This wouldn’t be a problem, if it wasn’t for the fact that THERE ARE OBSTACLES EVERYWHERE! These obstacles are made to slow down, take your time, and get across them. So, when you’re running around at the speed of sound, it makes trying to get across them hard as hell. Seriously, why does Sonic need to be faster than he already is



#5: Landlord Pack from Fable 3 - Now, for all tu Fable fans out there, lets say it together. THIS GAME SUCKS! Yes, it does. And, no where else is that proven más clear than…. Well, literally any part of the game, but this power-up here is a good example. Now, the Landlord Pack is an item that can allow tu to buy, sell, o rent buildings. Seems okay, except for one thing… tu need to buy the freaking option just to buy a house… I’m not kidding. In the original Fable games, tu didn’t have to perform a certain number of dull tasks in order to open a stupid chest just so tu can buy a house so your family doesn’t starve to death no the streets. But no, the creators of Fable 3 just thought it was a BRILLIANT idea to make tu pay for the option to buy land… See why this is a flaw



#4: Drugs and Alcohol from Saints Row 2 - Now, we all know that winners don’t do drugs. However, in Saints Row 1, we told those drug campaigns to go screw themselves, because the drugs and alcohol in the first game were amazing. While tu were drunk, tu could puñetazo, ponche people across the map, making it super hilarious, while getting drugged allows tu to have infinite sprint for a short period of time. So, why are they on the list. Well, in Saints Row 2, they are just used for health… And that’s it…. tu know, the thing tu could just use with comida from any of the games four restaurants…. Or, hell, JUST HIDE BEHIND COVER AND WAIT FOR tu TO AUTOMATICALLY HEAL! Why did they need to downgrade these once fun items?



#3: Nintendog from Super Smash Bros. for 3DS and Wii U - Now, even though the Blooper was useless, at least when tu use it, it doesn’t disrupt your vision. The Nintendog, however, manages to come back and stab tu in the back as well as annoy tu and the other players. The Nintendog is COMPLETELY USELESS! All it does is block the screen of your opponents, and try to give tu an advantage. The thing is, IT BLOCKS YOUR VISION TOO! So, all of tu will just be walking around like headless chickens. And worse, it is más useless in Smash, when you’re just fighting AI, because they are unaffected por it.. BUT tu ARE! They might as well have replaced the dog with a giant middle finger. It’s más fitting that way



#2: fuego from Ghosts ‘n Goblins - Ghost ‘n Goblins is a hard game… what más do tu need. So, tu will need a real powerful weapon. tu have shields, knives, javelins, axes, and… Fire… The one thing everyone hates. What makes the fuego so useless is that, no matter how hard tu try, the fuego will always go over your enemies, since it is always thrown in some weird archangel. And, if that wasn’t bad enough, tu can only throw two at a time, then you’ll have to wait for the fuego to die out before tu can try again. That is just annoying



#1: Poison seta from Super Mario - This is just a massive troll in the Super Mario Bros. universe. This thing, which looks like a Mushroom, can kill you… An item that is the exact same item that tu have been using in every Mario game can kill you………. Yeah, I’m done here

So, there tu have it. Did tu enjoy the list? Tell me what tu thought of it below. With that, I will see tu all siguiente time