I AM A GAMER,I SHALL RECITE THY CREED:

I SHALL SHOOT NAZI ZOMBIES AND I SHALL STOMP ON GOOMBAS,I SHALL CATCH ALL 150 POKEMON AND STACK THY TETRIS!

I SHALL COLLECT THY TRIFORCE AND I SHALL SAVE CORNERIA FROM ANDROSS,I SHALL KILL THY HEARTLESS WITH THY BLADE OF KEY AND I SHALL INHALE EVERYTHING AS A rosado, rosa PUFFBALL!

I SHALL ENDLESSLY PWN NOOBS AND I SHALL COLLECT THY RINGS,I SHALL JUMP OVER BARRELS AND I SHALL SAVE THE PRINCESS!

I AM A GAMER,I WILL RISE THROUGH THE RANKS,I SHALL SHARE A VS. MATCH WITH THY parte superior, arriba GAMERS AND I SHALL GAME UNTIL I DIE!

GAMING IS MY PASSION,I SHALL TAKE ON ANY COMERS,ANY RACE,ANY GENDER,AND I SHALL GIVE IT MY ALL!

I SHALL COLLECT EVERY GAME THERE IS AND BE DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!BECAUSE LIFE BASICALLY SUCKS,THATS WHY WE HAVE GAMING!

I SHALL EXPAND MY FANSMENSHIP TO NEW BOUNDS AND FOREVER GAME!I FOREVER amor GAMING!

WE AS GAMERS ARE TRULY THE MASTER OF THIS WORLD AND MANY MORE!NOW,WE AS GAMERS UNITED,SHALL DO IT ALL!!!GAMING FOREVER!!!