victorious Article: Principal Helen's lunch speech

posted by Courtneyfan6

Helen's lunch speech

(Helen goes on parte superior, arriba of the Café and sets the microphone up for her to speak and everyone are snickering quietly.)
Helen: Excuse me everyone, I have an announcement to make. Festus and I are making changes of the lunch menu this week. This week, we'll be eating an entree that I researched to everyone's diet in this school. This week, we'll be serving Miss Milly Lily's Low Fat East Philly Chili!
Everyone: (laughing)
(Cut to the lunch mesa, tabla where Tori is sitting with her sister and friends while laughing)
Jade: I'm supposed not to care about it but this is funny! (Laughing)
Beck: I'm sorry! (Laughing)
Cat: (laughing) So funny!
Robbie: I'm laughing so hard, I'm wetting my pants off! (Laughing)
Rex: (laughing)
Trina: This is so stupid! (Laughing)
Helen: Stop laughing right now! Miss Milly Lily does not deserve such treatment! She is our respected culinary community in Cincinnati!
Andre: (laughing) I'm dying of laughter because of this!
Tori: I know! (Laughing)
Sikowitz: (chuckles) Good times.

The End!

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