zanesaaomgfan: "Tried to walk and chew gum at the same time again Bella?"

Kirkir: "You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush."

mdigs73: "I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around."

vera_love: " Dating an older women. Hot."

glossygirl125: "Aw, what a waste. And here you’re probably the one person who could take him – since he can’t get in your head to cheat – and you had a perfect excuse, too. I’ve been dying to see how he’d do without that advantage."

IanEdwardStefan: "‘Bout time somebody scored around here."

Vampirah: "I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone."

ECSSDS: "So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?"

DaisyInTheField: "You gonna back down so easy, little sister? Not much wild about you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn’t have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?"

sarajennings: "Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort."

kassiebryar: "Fall down again, Bella?"

KatherinePierce: "Excellent plan, my brother."

alice1fan: “I’ll try not to break anything.”

KathyHalliwell: “You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here you are, red-faced just like always.”

shannon9396: “I’m not even sure she’s really a vampire, let alone a newborn. She’s too tame.”

hhgg22: "Bad ass. You’re gonna be one tough little newborn."

moolah: “It sounded like a bear choking.”

sapherequeen: “I’m not going down without a fight.”

Round 9: Esme: link

I love it. So funny!

Lol I Love emmett quotes!!

me too!

Loved this one!!!!