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posted by emmaliecullen18
This is a continuation of amor CHECK MATE. Set after 3 weeks from the ending of LCM... :D

Emmett's POV.

"Hey Sweetie, where are you?" The drama - queen squeaked. "Right here, dream-girl ," I replied in a much sarcastic and less concerned way. OH yes ! let me tell tu that I don't know who I am and I don't even know who I was....or well what and with whom I was. It has been 3 months and I am here in Miss Bella Swan's luxurious bungalow but whenever I dare to ask her about my identity all that I am told is that it is nothing that I should mind. I would doubt if anyone would readily accept such...
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posted by ebcullen4ever
Thank tu all who have read ch.1 of my fanfic and thank tu for your comments.I promised tu the siguiente chapter,so here it is.Please enjoy

Ch.2: These Violent Delights

As I made my way toward Bella,I didn't see what the big deal of turning 18 was.I would never be eighteen.I shake my head at the little smile playing at her lips."Happy Birthday,"I say to her when I finally reach her.She looks at me and says,"Don't remind me".I am incredulous that she thinks turning eighteen is like a death sentence o the end of the world.Rosalie would trade places with her in a heartbeat,as would the rest of my...
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posted by ebcullen4ever
There are so many characters in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga,too many to count.There are vampiros both good and bad, humans,and wolves.It is hard for some people to narrow their favorito! Twilight characters down to a small list.This is my lista of my favorito! Twilight characters.(Please note than #1 and 2 are tied for 1st place on my lista of favorito! characters from the Twilight saga).

1) Edward
2)Bella
3)Alice
4)Seth
5)Emmett
6)Esme
7)Renesmee
8)Carlisle
9)Jasper
10)Rosalie
11)Jacob
12)Carmen
13)Kate
14)Benjamin
15)Renee
16)Angela
17)Eleazar

Thank tu Stephenie for creating these amazing characters and sharing them with all of us.These characters will stay with me in my corazón forever,long after Twilight comes to an end.
posted by ebcullen4ever
Note: I did not write this article.My fanpop sister,Robssesed,wrote this.This is for all tu Twi hards,like Robssesed and myself.Enjoy!!!

The only thing that is mine from the articulo are the pictures.


If tu think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If tu have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever tu hear thunder, tu think of vampiros playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If tu are in amor with a Twilight character, copy and paste...
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Jasper's POV.

He came out with the blonde girls in his arms.
...................................♥.................................

The girl had bite marks on her neck , wrists, arms , legs....everywhere. Why didn't Alice see this coming? She was bruised and lied there in his arms lifelessly. Her face was the image of a perfect beauty, even among vampiros like us.Divine and complete. Edward placed her on a flat rock and cleared her face from the water he had got from the river.All that the poor girl could whisper was.... Emmett why??
The look on his face spoke volumes about his feelings.He...
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I just wanted to thank The Twilight Cast for everything. For making the last four ir soon to be five years of my life a miracle, a fairy tale...and just amazing but most of all I have to thank Stephenie Meyer. If it werent for her there would be no Twilight and there wouldnt be this amazing fanbase that I believe will never let Twilight go. It will always be with us no matter what, no matter what people say dont listen to them because I believe we can keep Twilight alive! People will not forget about this amazing series, this amazing cast and these amazing people we call our idols...and our...
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 Brothers from different mothers!!
Brothers from different mothers!!
All thanks to love_bites and teamjane99 for their constant support and advice. : D
This is gonna be a little long cause I'm not uploading chaps till Thursday!


Emmett's POV.
Nothing happened. Absolutely nothing. No fight between the pikachu and Controller. Just a little laugh from Edward after disclosing my secret pet names for both of them. He of course, had agreed with the names. The hora never seemed to pass. I knew that no one would be hopping and jumping and screaming that they are up for a fight but also I didn't expect that they would be as boring as staring a rock. As I had nothing...
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“Extra’s” Ben Lyons headed down to San Diego for the first día at the Con, where the “Twilight” frenzy began four years ago. He caught up with Stewart and Pattinson, chatted about “Breaking Dawn, Part 2” -- and whether they’ll ever work together again now that’s it over.

Stewart told Lyons, “Oh dude, we will work together again. And I'm not being coy, but sometimes I have a few actors that I worked with before that I'm like, ‘We have to keep doing this together’ and he's definitely one of them.”

Pattinson, who has been escritura scripts on the side, concurred. “I would...
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posted by pompeybabe
[This is just my opinion, not meaning to offend anyone o piss anyone off. This is just how I feel.]


There's so much crap on the internet regarding Bella cisne being a terrible, undeveloped, idiotic character. Maybe some of that is true ... I'm not sure. I try not to discuss Stephenie Meyer's escritura skills too much because I end up screaming at people but she isn't the best, admit it.

Anyway, I personally amor Bella Swan. I am incredibly fed up and aggravated por the idea that women nowadays have to know some kind of immense self-defense o have a super power to be considered a powerful female...
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posted by pompeybabe
I basically have no life whatsoever and decided to compare the fans of Twilight related clubes and see who had the most.
Yeah ... so, let's do this.

[These figures are accurate to the fecha of 27/June/2012, these will change and this articulo will become completely irrelevent but it was fun while it lasted.]


Principle Cast/Characters

Kristen Stewart - 16, 732 Fans
Bella cisne - 13, 790 Fans

Robert Pattinson - 25, 793 Fans
Edward Cullen - 21, 956 Fans

Taylor Lautner - 29, 817 Fans
Jacob Black - 15, 533 Fans

Mackenzie Foy - 204 Fans
Renesmee Carlie Cullen - 7, 714 Fans

Ashley Greene - 8,125 Fans
Alice Cullen...
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posted by 2468244
Every time, I close my eyes
I can touch the colores around me
Suddenly, I realize
Everything I thought was impossible is here
And my corazón sings
In a world so incredible
And everything
Burns much brighter

I want to fly
Into this beautiful life, I think it'd be nice with you
I want to fly
Into this beautiful life, I think it'd be nice with you
With you, with you, with you

Fingertips, northern lights
Tracing colores right through the sky
Underneath a lullaby
I never felt as blissful as I do here
And my corazón sings
In a world so incredible
And everything
Shines much brighter

I want to fly
Into this beautiful life, I...
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posted by 2468244
Dreamed last night about a time and place
Where from our troubles we had escaped
I held your hand and I felt complete
As tu turned and dicho to me

From now on
From now on we'll be
tu and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
tu and me
tu and me, we will be

Years went por and nothing changed
The amor we shared just stayed the same
As hair grew grey on parte superior, arriba of our heads
Every night I quietly said

From now on
From now on we'll be
tu and me
We will be
From now on
From now on we'll be
tu and me
tu and me, we will be

Only a dream
Only a dream
Only a dream

From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
Only a dream
From now on
tu and me, we will be
posted by 2468244
I done me wrong
I done all wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite long

I done all wrong
I done me wrong
All the wrong I done
I’m sure to live quite, quite long
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong I done
Will be undone in song

If you’re doing wrong
If tu done all wrong
tu can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite long

If tu done all wrong
You’re doing wrong
tu can rest assure
You’re gonna live quite, quite long
All the wrong tu done
Will be undone in song
All the wrong tu done
Will be undone in song

We’re doing wrong
We all done wrong
If we did no wrong
I’m sure we would be gone
posted by 2468244
A tear in my brain
Allows the voices in
They wanna push tu off the path
With their frequency wires

And tu can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
tu can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes

A drunken salesman
Your hearing damage
Your mind is restless
They say you’re getting better
But tu don’t feel any better

(In my eyes
In my eyes)

Your speakers are blowing
Your ears are wrecking
Your hearing damage
tu wish tu felt better
tu wish tu felt better

(In my eyes
A better place)

tu can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
tu can do no wrong
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
In my eyes
posted by VivienneJane
Scarlette Pov.

"Mom!!!!"i dicho running up the stairs and ran to her door and opened it abruptly with out waiting for a answer,"mom"the ties already started running down my pale cheeks,i began walking over to the cama looking at her guts siguiente to her and then finally something grabbed my eyes it was bite marks covering her neck and the legs,Fucking stupid vamps i rapidly dicho in my head,the something suddenly came over my head and started to drag me"who are you" i manged to choke out,"yyou'll see us soon"so this person isn't alone shit how every many vs. one unfair,"please let me go"i wimped"sorry...
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posted by Renesmee_08
This is the story of Edward Anthony Masen, before he found Bella.His birth,human life, rebellion against the Cullens, and transformation

Chapter 1: Elizabeth Masen

I was trying...hard..pushing with all my might.I held hands with Martha, my trusted servant whom I had thought of as family because she had cared for me since I was born.I gently squeezed her soft and withered hands for support.My hair was a mess beneath my pillow.I screamed loudly,hoping to relieve the pain.It didn't work.The doctor stood facing me at the foot of my bed,his arms ready to my newborn child.I screamed once más and...
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posted by teamjane99
WARNING: coarse language

MAYA CHAPTER ONE: MOVING
THE PLANE TRIP WAS SLOW AS hell. It took over half hora of nonstop boring conversations with my mother and father, and then another two and a half hours of absolute silence between the three of us. I guessed that it was then, after that half hour, that they realized that I was furious with them for dragging me all the way from sunny New Mexico to dreary La Push, Forks, Washington – a city that I didn’t even know existed. Mom dicho that it was so I could connect to our old roots, since her and my father both were born there but, truthfully,...
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posted by 2468244
Ah, ah, ah ,ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

I seek tu out
Flay tu alive
One más word and tu won’t survive
And I’m not scared of your stolen power
See right through tu any hour

I won’t soothe your pain
I won’t ease your strain
You’ll be waiting in vain
I got nothing for tu to gain

I’m taking it slow
Feeding my flame
Shuffling the cards of your game
And just in time
In the right place
Suddenly I will play my ace

I won’t soothe your pain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I won’t ease your strain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
You’ll be waiting in vain
(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)
I got nothing for tu to gain

Eyes on fire
Your spine is ablaze
Felling any foe with my gaze
And just in time
In the right place
Steadily emerging with grace

Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
Aaaaahhhhh
Felling any foe with my gaze
Aaaaahhhhh
Steadily emerging with grace
The hora has begun
Your eyes have now opened

To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my amor always

Your window’s opened wide
Your innocence takes flight

To a world where madness craves
To a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my amor always

It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Oh I tremble for my amor always

It’s a world where madness craves
It’s a world where hope’s enslaved
Yeah I tremble for tu amor always
posted by 2468244
When the thorn arbusto, bush turns white that’s when I’ll come home
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don’t know where I’ll go
And I don’t know what I’ll see
But I’ll try not to bring it back inicial with me

Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As tu watch me wander, curse the powers that be
‘Cause all I want is here and now
But it’s already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long

Far, far away, no voices sounding
No one around me and you’re still there
Far, far away, no choices passing
No time confounds me and you’re still there

In the full moon’s light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear tu calling me
But I don’t know where I am
And I don’t trust who I’ve been
But if I come inicial how will I ever leave