9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)
8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)
7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have tu sweating in no time.” (Page 490)
6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if tu took your clothes off.” (Page 491)
5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)
4. “Go fetch a el espacio heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)
3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)
2. “Did tu seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)
1. “Next time tu want to hit me, use a baseball bat o a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)
1. tu wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch tu sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all perros for that matter.
3. He looks at tu like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells tu how nice tu smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a camioneta, van from almost crushing tu to death with his oso, oso de hands.
7. He can bounce frutas from his feet like a soccer ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls tu araña monkey and runs around with tu on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all perros for that matter.
3. He looks at tu like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells tu how nice tu smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a camioneta, van from almost crushing tu to death with his oso, oso de hands.
7. He can bounce frutas from his feet like a soccer ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls tu araña monkey and runs around with tu on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
one of them is you,
because we're división, split in two,
all of my life,
I dreamed to be your wife,
it isn't real,
tu don't know how I feel,
it took me so long,
to figure out you're wrong,
I drive down the road,
not knowing where to go,
might as well jump off a cliff,
I have no idea if I'll live,
so now I'm at the bottom of the ocean,
my mind going through all of this confusion,
I have no más air,
I still don't see tu anywhere,
but you're trying to save me,
I thought tu still hated me,
as my fingers slip through yours,
I now touch the sea floor,
knowing that I won't exsist anymore.