Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight o the characters - unfortunately. I don't own the songs either.
TooHuman-bella
vampboi-edward
love_myself_too_much-rosalie
grizzlybears-emmett
shop_till_you_drop-alice
jazz-jasper
TooHuman signing in
vampboi signing in
grizzlybears sgning in
TooHuman:Hiiiiiiii Peeps!
vampboi:hi love,are tu alright?
TooHuman:oh i'm fiiiiiiiine
grizzlybears:Hahahaha
vampboi:Emmett did tu give her sugar?
grizzlybears:no...maybe...yes
TooHuman:who wants to play a game?
vampboi:me!
grizzlybears:me too!
TooHuman:ok which song i'm a i singing- We’re soarin’, flyin’There’s not a estrella in heaven That we can’t reachIf we’re trying So we’re breaking free tu know the world can see us In a way that’sdifferent than who we are
Creating el espacio between us
‘Til we’re separate hearts
But your faith it gives me strength
Strength to believe
We’re breakin’ free
We’re soarin’
Fly-
vampboi:High School Musical
Toohuman: emmett 0 edward 1-oh i wish i was a punk rocker with flor in my hair it was 77 and 69 when revol-
grizzlybears:punk rocker!
Toohuman:i'm bored now bye
Toohuman signing oof
vampboi signing oof
grizzlybears signing oof
hope tu liked it
TooHuman-bella
vampboi-edward
love_myself_too_much-rosalie
grizzlybears-emmett
shop_till_you_drop-alice
jazz-jasper
TooHuman signing in
vampboi signing in
grizzlybears sgning in
TooHuman:Hiiiiiiii Peeps!
vampboi:hi love,are tu alright?
TooHuman:oh i'm fiiiiiiiine
grizzlybears:Hahahaha
vampboi:Emmett did tu give her sugar?
grizzlybears:no...maybe...yes
TooHuman:who wants to play a game?
vampboi:me!
grizzlybears:me too!
TooHuman:ok which song i'm a i singing- We’re soarin’, flyin’There’s not a estrella in heaven That we can’t reachIf we’re trying So we’re breaking free tu know the world can see us In a way that’sdifferent than who we are
Creating el espacio between us
‘Til we’re separate hearts
But your faith it gives me strength
Strength to believe
We’re breakin’ free
We’re soarin’
Fly-
vampboi:High School Musical
Toohuman: emmett 0 edward 1-oh i wish i was a punk rocker with flor in my hair it was 77 and 69 when revol-
grizzlybears:punk rocker!
Toohuman:i'm bored now bye
Toohuman signing oof
vampboi signing oof
grizzlybears signing oof
hope tu liked it
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the corazón with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”