Serie Crepúsculo Article: The FUNNIEST Twilight EVA

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posted by IluvjacobOk

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Oh no, it was morning i could hear my stepmather shouting. I've been up all night thinkin' about this... and if i want 2 get somewere in my life i will have 2 run away.

ISSABELLA SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i just jump out of the window. Unfortuntly i forgot we were living in apartments in the city. Well at least it's better than 2 be whith step-mother...

I know i'me gonna die right here right now. Well i sorta loved my life...

I woke up in heaven, at least i thougt it was heaven. I... i... i... i... i lookd in the most beutifull face i ever saw!

"what's your name... stranger?"
"Emmett Cullen. And i am a vampire!"
"Thats cool." i awnserd calmly.
"wow i'me surprized."
"4 what?"
"Well i am a vampire..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Then... i saw lights... flashing... a HORRIBLE pain... up my neck! I'me dying.... i'me dyiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
Get me 2 a hospitil.
No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hola wait a sec i'me just repeating the same story, all over again...

Someone: That's why u should let me tell the story.
Bella: hola who are u?
Someone: I was wondering if u could tell me?
Someone else: I'de tell u.

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IluvjacobOk The next story will come out whitthen 3 days. And THAT will be a lot funnier. Thats a promise.

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The Past Will Never Change Chapter 2

posted by lollipopszx3

"Beautiful house, isn't it?" asked Eliza. She was looking at the new house that she built. It was far away from civilivation. It reminded me a lot like the Cullen's. But of course, I have to forget them.

"Oh my god! Eliza! How'd tu get this house?" asked Nathan. He was always amazed to explore new things. Nathan wasn't really into exploring things when he was young. This was actually the first time he was going to school.

"Nathan! Want to go hunting?" asked Johnson. He was really eager to bring my son hunting. It was going to be his first trip. Nathan appears seven years old now. Johnson reminded...

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Life after death chapter 4

posted by KatiiCullen94

Bells crest

Bells crest
"Bella" Alice whispered on the other side of the door, only a vampire could hear.
i Know the cullens may look and be shocked right now and want them to ask preguntas that carlisle adn i jsut have respuestas for right now, but i dont know want anyone to ask me..
After seeing rose so torn up over the fact that what she wants is possible but she just have it herself, and then asking me to do it for her. I couldnt even generate that, i still havent really understood.
Never in a thousand years, o in imortality that i'd think that i could ease rosalies Pain, and desire for a child of...

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if he never chapter 26!!!!!

posted by KatiiCullen94

dont block me out Bella

"Tanna, please, your going to wake your mummy" Alice pleded downstairs.
IT was too late for that, how could i with this strain on my back? the cuts are still burning.
But too Many things are too late, like the fact that i'm pregnant, again.
I never taught i would be again, jacob and I never even wanted a baby, so unexpected, and i had told myself so many years ago, that i dont need children when im with edward.
When Tanna came, i Knew, this was it, she was all i wanted, so beautiful, and that i diddnt need anything else.
I Think im stranded on a burning bridge between "Take it out" and "Just...

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The unknown secret - Chapter 3

posted by megan-ox123

I was running, and running but I wasn't fast enough. My legs were aching in agony I felt like I might trip over myself, I didn't know why I was running
or where I was running, I just knew I had to. When I got to a large spot of césped, hierba filled with wild flores and burning sun, I finally knew it was seguro to
stop. I looked down, my dark brown hair was curled and shining as It reached down to my waist of a purple and blue dress that I was wearing. Just
short enough to reach my thys. It was absolutely beautiful it sparkled in the sun I didn't want to look away from it but I felt as if I had to, so...

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MSN With The Volturi Chapter 1

posted by lollipopszx3

Jane-Sadistic_Vamp

Alec-LoseFeelingInYourArm

Aro-RuleroftheWorld

Demetri-HuntYouDown

Felix-StrongerThanYou

Gianna-HumanVamp

Heidi-Bait

Sadistic_Vamp has logged on.

LoseFeelingInYourArm has logged on.

Sadistic_Vamp: Really Alec? Losefeelinginyourarm? That is the best tu came up with?

LoseFeelingInYourArm: Oh I see. No hello. I can see what kind of sister tu are.

Sadistic_Vamp: I was talking to tu a minuto ago. Why do I have to say hi again?

LoseFeelingInYourArm: Then why didn't tu make fun of my name a minuto ago?

Sadistic_Vamp: We didn't even have MSN a minuto ago.

LoseFeelingInYourArm: Fine then. Let...

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My True amor Chapter 17. JAKES POINT OF VEIW!!!!

posted by Twilightsauce

Hey..x
Sorry it's been so long (been on holiday and trying to like choose all my exam choices for año 10)lifes been pretty hetic but enough of my life!!! Last time I left off Nessie and jake were going to keep their baby and now we visit them 9 months later. No one actually knows what to expect but the exact being of Aimme (youll know who she is when tu read the chapter) will be discovered in the siguiente chapter. Also tu would have noticed that this chapter is from Jakes point of veiw I had a fab time escritura it and I hope tu enjoy lectura it eaqually as much! Thankz for lectura and please...

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Jasper and Alice part 5

posted by kiwi12

Alice

The train station was packed. It was dark out so we didn't have to worry about attracting attention. o we wouldn't have if Jasper wasn't eying everyone suspiciously. When we were alone, he's always preferred to stay behind me. Now, he stayed a step ahead and kept looking back at me as if he thought I would disappear o run into danger. "Nothing is going to happen." I assured him, so quietly no one else could have a chance of hearing. "There are no other vampiros here." He relaxed slightly. He still looked wary, but not so paranoid.

He left me momentarily to buy our tickets, bringing the...

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'The Reader' director Stephen Daldry a candidate to direct 'Breaking Dawn'

posted by KatiiCullen94

EXCLUSIVE: Add this name to the lista of high-end auteurs who are being considered for the director's chair on "Breaking Dawn:" Stephen Daldry. Yep, that Stephen Daldry, the man who directed such Oscar fare as "Billy Elliot," "The Reader" and "The Hours."

Daldry joins a lista that includes Sofia Coppola, Bill Condon and Gus camioneta, van Sant, all of whom have been approached about taking on the fourth film in the "Twilight" franchise. Like those three, there are not yet indications Daldry would actually take the gig, but the fact that Summit Entertainment, the studio behind the films, has reached out to...

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Juliet part 22

posted by kiwi12

part 22

Leah called that afternoon. She dicho she was babysitting Claire and wanted me to come hang out with them. She was watching Claire until ten and Claire would be in cama at eight. It sounded nice. In a weird way. I figured I was as seguro there as I was with the vampires. As I was wondering how to go about obtaining the Cullens' permission, Alice skipped in. She looked curious "Your future just disappeared" She dicho matter-of-factly. Edward was passing por the hall and paused. Bella wasn't near, so he had full access to my mind. "You don't have to ask permission. tu are our guest. Just let...

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The Jasper Diaries

posted by emmett

*I did not write this*
Dear Diary,

So today was like any other day. Almost killing every human who starts to smell too good, toying with people’s emotions and kicking Emmett’s butt at chess. tu know same old, same old.

Though, today was exceptionally hilarious. I was playing a game of chess with Emmett, with 9 boards, and I was winning, naturally. So because I was winning Emmett got all upset and broke my all time fav chess piece, the little night on his little horse. God I was mad about that, he knew it was my fav and he had to go and kill it! So I went and did something a LOT worse! Haha...

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breaking dawn book 2 chapter 3

posted by xroylex

what to noble were they? he thought he thought we wouldn`t do it because bella wouldn`t let us. he was wrong.
"no not noble her bodygard wont let us" he should be able to understand this he saw rose inside. i let him catch up ontil i caught a little of what he was thinking
did the beauty qureen wont bella to die so bad? that hurt but he was right
"maybe rosalie doesnt look at it quite like that" she thought she was following what bella wonted.
"so take blondie down first your kind can be put back together right? turn her into a jigsaw and take care of bella" like i hadnt thought of that well...

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I'm with You.. (Deja Vu) - The 3rd Chapter..

posted by mystery21pc

Missing tu could turn from pain to pleasure, if I knew tu were missing me too..

"I feel the Half of Me Missing when You're Not Around.. I Miss tu with every Breathe.. tu mean the World to Me.. o May be even More..." Jake whispered in My Ears on the Phone & a shiver ran down through My Spine

I've been floating these days in the Air. I feel hideous 'cause I can't Help Smiling and So I feel an Urge to Hide My After-All-She-is-Insane Expressions. My Heartbeats weren't Normal these Days and so was My Body Temperature. My Nights were Sleepless..

"I Miss tu too" I sighed

"I hope to see...

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Life Never Ends. Ch1-

posted by MadisonAmpt

This is the new one sorry it took ages to get into the story and i sorta mixed it with Twilight, Vampire Academy and house of night my Favourite books:) comentario and rate me plase tell me if it alright so i can change the siguiente chapter around for you. XX amor Always

Ch 1.

I reckon this would have to be the best part of being a Vampire, the drinking blood part.
Ever since i have become freinds with James and Victoria life has really turned.
Nearly every Vampire night (which is human morning) we sneak out of school just before suns up. Its not like the suns going to kill us o anything we just catch...

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I'm with You.. (A Strange amor Story ..)

posted by mystery21pc

"We may consider that It's almost Impossible to get what we are asking from God Since Long.. But Its NOT always Impossible.. tu got to Believe it, tu Never know that tu can Actually get what tu desire.."

It was a Typical Sunday Morning for Me.. though It was the Valentine's día for all Others. I was still in my cama as always as I was working late last night.. My Alarm rang so Loud & I stretched in My Bed. I knew I got to Endure this día because we may say all the Time that We're Happy for our friends & everyone that they are so Truly in Love, But somewhere Deep inside ourself, We'll...

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Criticism

posted by melikhan

Despite Twilight's popularity, the libros have received criticism. Stephen King stated, "the real difference [between J.K. Rowling and Meyer] is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer, and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."However, King understood the appeal of the series, adding, "People are attracted por the stories, por the pace and in the case of Stephenie Meyer, it's very clear that she's escritura to a whole generation of girls and opening up kind of a seguro joining of amor and sex in those books. It's exciting and it's thrilling and it's not particularly threatening...

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news

posted by melikhan

Today, The Twilight Saga: New Moon and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse estrella Tinsel Korey will be speaking to the youth before the Aboriginal Youth Night hockey game. The event is sponsored por True North Sports and Entertainment and the Manitobe Moose Hockey Club, and tonight's events will be called "Follow Your Dreams." According to a reciente press release, "the concept is fairly simple in nature, the goals are to encourage First Nations Youth from around Manitoba to pursue their dreams through healthy living and a very specific focus on suicide prevention, due to the high suicide rate amongst First Nations youth." 2,500 are expected to attend from the 63 First Nations communities around Manitoba, and "Ti

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about eclipse

posted by melikhan

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is an upcoming romantic-fantasy film scheduled for release on June 30, 2010.It is based on Stephenie Meyer's Eclipse and will be the third installment of The Twilight Saga film series, following 2008's Twilight and 2009's New Moon. Summit Entertainment greenlit the film in February 2009.Directed por David Slade, the film will estrella Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner, reprising their roles as Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, and Jacob Black, respectively.Melissa Rosenberg will be returning as screenwriter.Rachelle Lefevre, who played Victoria in the anterior two installments, will not be returning due to scheduling conflicts; instead, Bryce Dallas Howard will play Victoria.It will be the first Twilight film to be released in IMAX.

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Juliet part 12

posted by kiwi12

part 12

The phone conversation took a long time. At one point I heard Bella say "Yes I know she hasn't even met Sam yet" in a slightly exasperated voice. Edward must have heard something I didn't form the other end because he took the phone and dicho "Do not ever talk to my wife in that tone of voice Jacob Black... She's a human in a house full of vampiros with hombres lobo visiting frequently. Be reasonable... Thank tu Jacob... If tu would like I will give her contact information and she can keep in touch if she wants to." He started escritura something on a notepad near the phone then dicho goodbye...

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my breaking dawn story (sorry if i miss spell something) ch.1

posted by teamedwardgirl

It was a car.A fast sports car.And unfortanately,it was mine.A gift from my fiance (and vampire) Edward Cullen.It was something he insisted on getting me.I turned my head and saw Mrs.Weber with her face pushed up against the glass of her shop.How embarrasing.I shook my head and the light turned green.I hit the gas pedal with so much force I lurched adelante, hacia adelante and got a few fingers and dissaproving looks.If there were any doubt about who'd been driving this car before,it was gone along with my truck.I checked the gas meter and it was almost at zero.I wouldnt've come into town if my gas tank wasn't...

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My True amor Chapter 11. Nessies Point of Veiw

posted by Twilightsauce

Hey...x
Okay so this chapter is my favourite and I think tu are going to enjoy (crossed fingers) it! Okay so just remeber to leave your feedback-it's always great to see it.
Amber/Twilightsauce

Alice wouldn’t let me go until she and Rosalie had dado me a complete makeover; I didn’t complain though, it was nice to have girl time. Jacob gave me a dazzling smile as I walked back into the living room a full hora later, he and Emmet and jasper had probably been chatting about some new turbo engine.
“Wow tu look... amazing,” Jacob breathed as I walked into his open arms while Emmet wolf...