It all started with my scent
Then everything came and went
tu saved me from evil ones
And waited for my response
tu dicho that tu feel for me
That you’d never set me free
I was joyous for your love
That’s as gentle as a dove
But then tu left me bleeding
And I was always weeping
My corazón aches n every beat
As I stare in your void seat
I knew that tu amor me still
And there’s no el espacio to fill
Then as tu ask for my hand
My life’s a fairytale land
The prince has returned and loved me
Together forever we’d be
Everything was set on motion
Then there came a commotion
All I did was to make it all worse
Now I’m forever under this curse
I should be locked up in the black box
Buried forever under the rocks
We were being pulled apart
As the real bad troubles start
tu fought for us to survive
So tu could keep me alive
Now the choice is up to me
Be changed o just let things be
How I wish that I could flee
Escape this pain inside of me
Neither of my choice is bad
And for that I should be glad
I only have to break a heart,
A corazón that loved me from the start
Then everything came and went
tu saved me from evil ones
And waited for my response
tu dicho that tu feel for me
That you’d never set me free
I was joyous for your love
That’s as gentle as a dove
But then tu left me bleeding
And I was always weeping
My corazón aches n every beat
As I stare in your void seat
I knew that tu amor me still
And there’s no el espacio to fill
Then as tu ask for my hand
My life’s a fairytale land
The prince has returned and loved me
Together forever we’d be
Everything was set on motion
Then there came a commotion
All I did was to make it all worse
Now I’m forever under this curse
I should be locked up in the black box
Buried forever under the rocks
We were being pulled apart
As the real bad troubles start
tu fought for us to survive
So tu could keep me alive
Now the choice is up to me
Be changed o just let things be
How I wish that I could flee
Escape this pain inside of me
Neither of my choice is bad
And for that I should be glad
I only have to break a heart,
A corazón that loved me from the start
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have más fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? amor thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the escritorio in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy o McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".