Brianna: Oh my god! Shut her up!
Me: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! tu can brush my hair, undress me anywhere! Imagination, life is your creation! Common Barbie, let's go party. -Sings-
Alec: -Hums and bobs head to my singing-
Brianna: -Looks at us weirdly- What is wrongwith tu people?
Me: -Smiles- Lots of things. Like, that I eat people.
Alec: No, that's me. I eat people.
Me: Oh yeah, I like to party.
Demetri: -Randomly shows up- No, I like to party.
Alec and Brianna: -Nods-
Me: -Flips him off then smiles- Oh! Oh! I flip people off.
Felix -Walks into room randomly also- No! I flip people off. -Flips everyone off-
Me: -Flips Felix off- Then what the fuck do I do?
Everyone: -Shrugs at the same time- I dunno.
Me: -Gives everyone strange look- Okay, are tu guys robots now? Are 'all going to eat my brain??! -Panicks-
Felix: I believe zombies eat people brains, not robots.
Me: Ohhhh, yeah. -Nods-
-Awkward slience-
Me: tejón tejón tejón Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom! tejón tejón tejón Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom! And there was a snake, and there was a snake! Plant plant plant plant, Flamango, Flamango!
Everyone: -Gives me weird look-
Me: -Shrugs- What? It's Adriannes fault. She got it stuck in my head.
Felix: You're still so weird.
Me: -Shrugs- And I still wanna make out with you.
Felix. -Pauses for a segundo and looks at me seductively- Wanna make out?
Me: I dunno...
Felix: Please! -Gets on the groiund before me-
Me: -Smiles evily- Mwahahahaha! I am now your ruler! Now we can make out. -Makes out with Felix.-
Brianna, and Alec: Ewwwwy! Gross!
Demetri: -Watches us make out- I dunno, it's kinda hot.
Brianna and Alec: -Gives Demetri weird look-
Demetri: -Shrugs- What? I think it's hot, so sushh! -Pouts-
Felix and Me: -Continue to Make out, only coming up for air-
Brianna: Could tu two detach from the lips now?
Me and Felix. -Flips Brianna off-
Brianna: Imma cry now. tu urt me, right here. -Points to her boob-
Alec: That's your boob.
Brianna: -Shrugs- Oh well, tu get my point. I will bite you!
Alec: -Trembles- Oh god, not the biting!
Brianna: -Gives him weird look- Don't tu bite people?
Alec: -Stops trembling- Oh yeah. -Giggles girlishly-
Me and Felix: -Stops making out-
Brianna: Finaly!
Demetri: Aw, damn. I wouldn't to see clothes gone.
Me: -Gives Demtri weird look- You're strange, has anyone told tu that?
Demetri.: Has anyone told tu you're weird?
Me: -Points to Felix and evryone else in room- Yep. All of them.
Brianna: It's true, she's incredibly weird.
Me: Aw, common Brianna! I thought tu were my best friend! -Runs in corner and crys.-
Felix: -Runs over and trys to comfort me.=
Alec: -Mummbles- Suck up..
Me: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! tu can brush my hair, undress me anywhere! Imagination, life is your creation! Common Barbie, let's go party. -Sings-
Alec: -Hums and bobs head to my singing-
Brianna: -Looks at us weirdly- What is wrongwith tu people?
Me: -Smiles- Lots of things. Like, that I eat people.
Alec: No, that's me. I eat people.
Me: Oh yeah, I like to party.
Demetri: -Randomly shows up- No, I like to party.
Alec and Brianna: -Nods-
Me: -Flips him off then smiles- Oh! Oh! I flip people off.
Felix -Walks into room randomly also- No! I flip people off. -Flips everyone off-
Me: -Flips Felix off- Then what the fuck do I do?
Everyone: -Shrugs at the same time- I dunno.
Me: -Gives everyone strange look- Okay, are tu guys robots now? Are 'all going to eat my brain??! -Panicks-
Felix: I believe zombies eat people brains, not robots.
Me: Ohhhh, yeah. -Nods-
-Awkward slience-
Me: tejón tejón tejón Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom! tejón tejón tejón Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom! And there was a snake, and there was a snake! Plant plant plant plant, Flamango, Flamango!
Everyone: -Gives me weird look-
Me: -Shrugs- What? It's Adriannes fault. She got it stuck in my head.
Felix: You're still so weird.
Me: -Shrugs- And I still wanna make out with you.
Felix. -Pauses for a segundo and looks at me seductively- Wanna make out?
Me: I dunno...
Felix: Please! -Gets on the groiund before me-
Me: -Smiles evily- Mwahahahaha! I am now your ruler! Now we can make out. -Makes out with Felix.-
Brianna, and Alec: Ewwwwy! Gross!
Demetri: -Watches us make out- I dunno, it's kinda hot.
Brianna and Alec: -Gives Demetri weird look-
Demetri: -Shrugs- What? I think it's hot, so sushh! -Pouts-
Felix and Me: -Continue to Make out, only coming up for air-
Brianna: Could tu two detach from the lips now?
Me and Felix. -Flips Brianna off-
Brianna: Imma cry now. tu urt me, right here. -Points to her boob-
Alec: That's your boob.
Brianna: -Shrugs- Oh well, tu get my point. I will bite you!
Alec: -Trembles- Oh god, not the biting!
Brianna: -Gives him weird look- Don't tu bite people?
Alec: -Stops trembling- Oh yeah. -Giggles girlishly-
Me and Felix: -Stops making out-
Brianna: Finaly!
Demetri: Aw, damn. I wouldn't to see clothes gone.
Me: -Gives Demtri weird look- You're strange, has anyone told tu that?
Demetri.: Has anyone told tu you're weird?
Me: -Points to Felix and evryone else in room- Yep. All of them.
Brianna: It's true, she's incredibly weird.
Me: Aw, common Brianna! I thought tu were my best friend! -Runs in corner and crys.-
Felix: -Runs over and trys to comfort me.=
Alec: -Mummbles- Suck up..
So in case tu haven't heard, the lipglosses are going around for $16, 2 lip glosses being the maximum for one buyer. It's the same brand they use on the set as well.
Here is how DuWop describes it: "Instead of a gloss, Lip Venom V is a shimmering crimson lip stain suspended in a venom-laced liquid lip conditioner with a bite, and contains argan, avocado, aceituna, oliva oils and vitamin E. This product should be shaken before use to represent the blending of the human and vampire worlds ..."
So are tu going to buy it?