10.: Tell him only to address tu in a cute English accent.
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have más fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? amor thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the escritorio in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy o McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have más fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? amor thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the escritorio in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy o McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
JACOB AND BELLA!!!
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It was published 10 days hace & only has 15 chapters, but it has over 3000 vistas and 36 reviews so far!
In my story, Edward is a smart over achiever, Emmett is in jail, and Bella is a mysterious siguiente door neighbor with some issues.
Edward has to decide if he's going to risk everything for Bella, o if he's going to continue to please everybody around him and forget about her.
It's E/B AU-AH with heavy drama. I hope tu take a look at at!!
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Snap out of it!!!!!
Stop looking at the abs n stare at the talent!!!!!!
As soon as tu hear Twilight tu think "OoOoohh Jacob the hot guy" and dont lie and dicho u never thought of that
He didnt get in the movie becuase hes HOOOT!!! He got there becuase he was the best resemblance to the T.S Jacob, He also got there becuase he worked in many good cine like Sharkboy&Lavagirl & Cheaper por the Dozen,He also is a ver good actor for the age of 16
So siguiente time tu hear "Jacob" Dont think of the abs just stare right into the god-given talent
With the most respect & amor for twilight fans=^_^=
LOVE,PEACE,HAPPINESS
SARITASWIMS AKA SARA
Stop looking at the abs n stare at the talent!!!!!!
As soon as tu hear Twilight tu think "OoOoohh Jacob the hot guy" and dont lie and dicho u never thought of that
He didnt get in the movie becuase hes HOOOT!!! He got there becuase he was the best resemblance to the T.S Jacob, He also got there becuase he worked in many good cine like Sharkboy&Lavagirl & Cheaper por the Dozen,He also is a ver good actor for the age of 16
So siguiente time tu hear "Jacob" Dont think of the abs just stare right into the god-given talent
With the most respect & amor for twilight fans=^_^=
LOVE,PEACE,HAPPINESS
SARITASWIMS AKA SARA