Esme hugged tu and Emmett knelt down infront of tu so that he could look tu in the eyes.
Em: hola tu did not make anyone do anything. Did tu fall down on purpose?
You: No but, I.......
Alice: tu did nothing wrong. It was a accident and accidents happen.
Esme: Everything is going to be alright.
Edward: Besides, tu are part of our family.
Carlisle entered and walked over to tu and gave tu a hug and kissed your forehead.
Carlisle: There is someone who wants to talk to you.
You: Who is it?
Jasper: Me.
Rose: I do to. If yo don't mind of course.
You: Why would I mind? I mean tu are my brother and sister.
Alice: I think we will leave tu three alone to talk.
Emmett sat up and kissed your forehead.
Em: I will be siguiente door if tu need me.
You: Okay.
Everyone left and it was just you, Jasper, and Rose.
Rose: Carlisle told us that tu are blaming yourself and that tu asked about being turned.
Jasper: We really didn't have a choice.
Rose: If I could go back in time I would have dicho 'No'. Where tu have a choice. tu need to understand that this is not the life.
Jasper: That anyone should live.
tu was letting all of this sink in.
Rose: I know that I have dado tu crap for years. Just understand that tu did nothing. I am just afraid that someone will find out our secret.
Jasper: It is definately not your fault.
You: Do tu guys forgive me?
tu asked all of a sudden.
Rose: What is there to forgive?
You: This afternoon.
Jasper: Oh _______________ tu didn't do anything. It was a accident and accidents happen. So, the only thing is.
Rose: Do tu forgive us?
You: Of course tu are my brother and sister.
tu hugged them.
You: I agree not to bring up getting changed. If tu Jasper teach me some awesome bat tricks and tu Rosalie help me with my closet.
They laughed and dicho at the same time.
Both: Agreed.
Rose: How about we go downstairs and watch tv.
tu nodded and Jasper threw tu on his back because of your ankle. tu got downstairs and heard someone cooking in the kitchen. tu went in there and saw everyone else cooking.
Esme: hola dear. Everything okay?
You: Yeah I agreed not to say anything else about being turned in return for help with my closet and awesome baseball tricks.
Alice: Well, that is good. Oh we are cooking Pork Chops, Mac N' Cheese, and salad.
You: Ooooh my favorite. Can I help with anything?
Carlisle: Yeah tell me if the Mac N' Cheese is cheesey enough.
tu laughed and went over to Carlisle. tu tried some and said.
You: Perfect dad.
Carlisle: Glad to hear it.
Em: Okay, the ensalada is done.
Carlisle: The Mac N' Cheese is done.
Esme: The puñetazo, ponche is freshly done.
Edward: The meat is done.
Alice: Okay come on _________________ tu have to come with me.
You: Why? I need to fix my plate.
Alice: Just come on.
tu sighed and was dragged por Alice into the dining room. The mesa, tabla was set and they already put your plate down por the time tu got set.
Esme: We decided to serve you.
You: tu guys didn't need to do this.
Alice: We wanted to. Now Edward will play tu some music. Then your birthday gifts.
You: Wait. What?
Em: tu forgot?
tu nodded then realized that it was.
You: I forgot.
Alice: Good thing we have fabulous memory.
tu thought 'Another año older.'
Edward looked at tu and tu kind of looked away. tu ate cena while tu talked with your family. tu lauged at jokes and stories of how they watched tu grow up and all of the things they had tu do. tu tried to think of something from Canada and tu thought of the time tu walked with Edward and tu asked.
You: Bubba?
Edward: Yes ____________.
You: How come tu don't ever have a girlfriend?
Edward looked away and tu thought he was looking at the scenary then he stopped so that tu could play por the creek that was there. When looked at him tu saw him upset. tu ran over to him and gave him a hug.
You: Bubba please don't cry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
He hugged tu and said.
You: tu could never hurt my feelings.
Back at the house on present day. Of course tu were about 6 and tu didn't know what he was upset about back then. Then he explained when tu were 14 that he could read minds.
???: Are tu ready to open presents now?
You: Huh? Sure.
Em: Are tu okay?
You: Yeah just thinking.
Esme: Well, this is from Jasper.
tu grabbed the box and opened it and it was a spiral for drawing.
You: Thanks Jazz. I have been needing a new one.
Jasper: Well, there tu go.
Alice: Okay. Mine next.
tu took the bag from Alice and opened it and it was a new outfit.
You: Wow Alice. Thanks. I amor the shirt.
Alice: I saw it and thought of you.
Edward: Okay. Here is mine.
tu smiled and opened the package and it was a CD that had a note.
Alice: What does the note say?
You: Let me open it first. Okay here it goes.
Note:
____________,
tu are something good that has happened to this family. We all care about you. We hope that tu stay with us for quite awhile. Also, here is a CD of yours and Esme's favorites.
With Love,
Bubba Edward.
You: Thank tu so much Edward.
Edward: Not a problem.
Rose: Mine next.
You: I can't wait to see what it is.
tu opened the bag and there was 7 pairs of jeans, 8 shirts, markers, patches, iron-ons, jewels, and glitter. tu looked up. She laughed.
Rose: For some _____________ originals.
You: Oh tu remembered.
She nodded.
Carlisle: ____________ since it is your 16th birthday and tu got your licence your mom and I got tu something in the garage.
tu looked confused.
Alice: Come on and tu will see.
tu got up and tu felt someone cover up your eyes and Alice guided you. tu stepped down and they uncovered your eyes and tu saw the jeep, volvo, and bmw. tu were so confused.
You: Okay, I see the regular cars.
tu heard laughing and then they moved the car and tu saw baby blue vots wagon bug.
You: Oh my gosh. That is the car I was looking at the other day.
Carlisle: Yes. It is. That is why we got it.
tu hugged Carlisle and Esme.
You: Thank tu mom and dad.
Esme: tu are welcome.
tu looked in the car and saw a box in the drivers seat. tu pulled it out and it dicho
To: _____________ my girl
From: Emmett your teddy bear.
tu opened the box saw a teddy oso, oso de with a corazón necklace, charm bracelet, and stud earrings. tu smiled and then the neckalace was gone por the time yo blinked. tu felt it being put on you. tu turned around and saw Emmett smiling at you. tu reached on your tiptoes and kissed him. He deepened the kiss. tu broke and said.
You: Thank you.
Em: tu are welcome.
He kissed tu again and tu saw a flash tu looked and it was Alice with the camera taking a picture of tu both. tu guys went back inside and there was a small cake and tu had a peice then thanked everyone again. Then tu went to your room. tu drew a few pictures, listened to the CD Edward made, designed some clothes, and read some.
Em: hola tu did not make anyone do anything. Did tu fall down on purpose?
You: No but, I.......
Alice: tu did nothing wrong. It was a accident and accidents happen.
Esme: Everything is going to be alright.
Edward: Besides, tu are part of our family.
Carlisle entered and walked over to tu and gave tu a hug and kissed your forehead.
Carlisle: There is someone who wants to talk to you.
You: Who is it?
Jasper: Me.
Rose: I do to. If yo don't mind of course.
You: Why would I mind? I mean tu are my brother and sister.
Alice: I think we will leave tu three alone to talk.
Emmett sat up and kissed your forehead.
Em: I will be siguiente door if tu need me.
You: Okay.
Everyone left and it was just you, Jasper, and Rose.
Rose: Carlisle told us that tu are blaming yourself and that tu asked about being turned.
Jasper: We really didn't have a choice.
Rose: If I could go back in time I would have dicho 'No'. Where tu have a choice. tu need to understand that this is not the life.
Jasper: That anyone should live.
tu was letting all of this sink in.
Rose: I know that I have dado tu crap for years. Just understand that tu did nothing. I am just afraid that someone will find out our secret.
Jasper: It is definately not your fault.
You: Do tu guys forgive me?
tu asked all of a sudden.
Rose: What is there to forgive?
You: This afternoon.
Jasper: Oh _______________ tu didn't do anything. It was a accident and accidents happen. So, the only thing is.
Rose: Do tu forgive us?
You: Of course tu are my brother and sister.
tu hugged them.
You: I agree not to bring up getting changed. If tu Jasper teach me some awesome bat tricks and tu Rosalie help me with my closet.
They laughed and dicho at the same time.
Both: Agreed.
Rose: How about we go downstairs and watch tv.
tu nodded and Jasper threw tu on his back because of your ankle. tu got downstairs and heard someone cooking in the kitchen. tu went in there and saw everyone else cooking.
Esme: hola dear. Everything okay?
You: Yeah I agreed not to say anything else about being turned in return for help with my closet and awesome baseball tricks.
Alice: Well, that is good. Oh we are cooking Pork Chops, Mac N' Cheese, and salad.
You: Ooooh my favorite. Can I help with anything?
Carlisle: Yeah tell me if the Mac N' Cheese is cheesey enough.
tu laughed and went over to Carlisle. tu tried some and said.
You: Perfect dad.
Carlisle: Glad to hear it.
Em: Okay, the ensalada is done.
Carlisle: The Mac N' Cheese is done.
Esme: The puñetazo, ponche is freshly done.
Edward: The meat is done.
Alice: Okay come on _________________ tu have to come with me.
You: Why? I need to fix my plate.
Alice: Just come on.
tu sighed and was dragged por Alice into the dining room. The mesa, tabla was set and they already put your plate down por the time tu got set.
Esme: We decided to serve you.
You: tu guys didn't need to do this.
Alice: We wanted to. Now Edward will play tu some music. Then your birthday gifts.
You: Wait. What?
Em: tu forgot?
tu nodded then realized that it was.
You: I forgot.
Alice: Good thing we have fabulous memory.
tu thought 'Another año older.'
Edward looked at tu and tu kind of looked away. tu ate cena while tu talked with your family. tu lauged at jokes and stories of how they watched tu grow up and all of the things they had tu do. tu tried to think of something from Canada and tu thought of the time tu walked with Edward and tu asked.
You: Bubba?
Edward: Yes ____________.
You: How come tu don't ever have a girlfriend?
Edward looked away and tu thought he was looking at the scenary then he stopped so that tu could play por the creek that was there. When looked at him tu saw him upset. tu ran over to him and gave him a hug.
You: Bubba please don't cry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
He hugged tu and said.
You: tu could never hurt my feelings.
Back at the house on present day. Of course tu were about 6 and tu didn't know what he was upset about back then. Then he explained when tu were 14 that he could read minds.
???: Are tu ready to open presents now?
You: Huh? Sure.
Em: Are tu okay?
You: Yeah just thinking.
Esme: Well, this is from Jasper.
tu grabbed the box and opened it and it was a spiral for drawing.
You: Thanks Jazz. I have been needing a new one.
Jasper: Well, there tu go.
Alice: Okay. Mine next.
tu took the bag from Alice and opened it and it was a new outfit.
You: Wow Alice. Thanks. I amor the shirt.
Alice: I saw it and thought of you.
Edward: Okay. Here is mine.
tu smiled and opened the package and it was a CD that had a note.
Alice: What does the note say?
You: Let me open it first. Okay here it goes.
Note:
____________,
tu are something good that has happened to this family. We all care about you. We hope that tu stay with us for quite awhile. Also, here is a CD of yours and Esme's favorites.
With Love,
Bubba Edward.
You: Thank tu so much Edward.
Edward: Not a problem.
Rose: Mine next.
You: I can't wait to see what it is.
tu opened the bag and there was 7 pairs of jeans, 8 shirts, markers, patches, iron-ons, jewels, and glitter. tu looked up. She laughed.
Rose: For some _____________ originals.
You: Oh tu remembered.
She nodded.
Carlisle: ____________ since it is your 16th birthday and tu got your licence your mom and I got tu something in the garage.
tu looked confused.
Alice: Come on and tu will see.
tu got up and tu felt someone cover up your eyes and Alice guided you. tu stepped down and they uncovered your eyes and tu saw the jeep, volvo, and bmw. tu were so confused.
You: Okay, I see the regular cars.
tu heard laughing and then they moved the car and tu saw baby blue vots wagon bug.
You: Oh my gosh. That is the car I was looking at the other day.
Carlisle: Yes. It is. That is why we got it.
tu hugged Carlisle and Esme.
You: Thank tu mom and dad.
Esme: tu are welcome.
tu looked in the car and saw a box in the drivers seat. tu pulled it out and it dicho
To: _____________ my girl
From: Emmett your teddy bear.
tu opened the box saw a teddy oso, oso de with a corazón necklace, charm bracelet, and stud earrings. tu smiled and then the neckalace was gone por the time yo blinked. tu felt it being put on you. tu turned around and saw Emmett smiling at you. tu reached on your tiptoes and kissed him. He deepened the kiss. tu broke and said.
You: Thank you.
Em: tu are welcome.
He kissed tu again and tu saw a flash tu looked and it was Alice with the camera taking a picture of tu both. tu guys went back inside and there was a small cake and tu had a peice then thanked everyone again. Then tu went to your room. tu drew a few pictures, listened to the CD Edward made, designed some clothes, and read some.
*Lady gaga's clothes are better than Alice's clothes!
*Bella has a secretly crush on Rosalie!
*Jasper is a pedophile that's why he felt in amor with Alice!
*Renesmee and Nahuel are a perfect couple
*Carlisle is gay!
*Esme has sex with Charlie every night!
*I think Felix is stronger than Emmett!
*Rosalie envies Tanya because of her beauty!
*Edward is in amor with Leah!
*Rosalie thinks about Jacob while she's having sex with Emmett!
*Bella is getting wrinkly
*Aro is hotter than Edward!
9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)
8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)
7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have tu sweating in no time.” (Page 490)
6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if tu took your clothes off.” (Page 491)
5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)
4. “Go fetch a el espacio heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)
3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)
2. “Did tu seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)
1. “Next time tu want to hit me, use a baseball bat o a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)