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tu Know You're lectura Twilight Fanfiction When...

posted by pompeybabe

Lemons ... get it?

I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).

This is a little graphic for those of tu who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)

1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no vampiros and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 segundos after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re lectura a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: o Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story o a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I amor you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 segundos before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella barbie and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is o what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her por Alice o Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with música and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time o another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The autor will almost always sneak in at least one book o movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out por Edward watching her sleep

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New Pics Comic Con =)

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New Pics Comic con =)

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Rob on his way to LA

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Source: INF/popsugar

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kristen comic con

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* Taylor Lautner * Jacob Black *

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robert pattinson

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Twilight guys - Kellan Lutz <3

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! ROBSTEN

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TO ALL TWILIGHT enamorados - IT'S HAPPENING "NOW!"

posted by Bellivia

Greetings Twi-hard, and ALL Twilight Fans!

For 10 YEARS me and many others have Campaigned to get "our" Vampire mostrar back on TV, which was on 4 years earlier than when Twilight came out.

I am in NO WAYYYYYYYY knocking TWILIGHT, for I amor TWILIGHT, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But since Twilight Saga has SADLY ENDED, I want to give tu all a GREAT Opportunity to watch another Vampire mostrar that IS HEADS ABOVE THE REST!

I am SO HAPPY to Announce that ABC-TV is working in General Hospital, which is supposed to be located in Port Charles, and they are slowly making a Come-Back with our beloved Vampire, Caleb Morley!...

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The Last Cullen, Chapter Two

posted by princesskay4

    “Jacob, what’s wrong?” A little, pixie-like girl with wispy, short hair came running up towards us and asked the segundo tan boy, Jacob, in a worried tone.
    Jacob looked like he had just watched his best friend die in front of him. Seth continued to stare at me, and I had absolutely no idea what was going on.
    “Seth imprinted.”
    The pixie-like girl looked mortified. “What?”
    Jacob growled, “Seth imprinted, Alice. Seth imprinted on this thing.
    Rosalie...

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How about this Twilight t shirt?

posted by lucyking

Twilight is a series of four vampire-themed fantasía romance novels por American autor Stephenie Meyer. It charts a period in the life of Isabella "Bella" Swan, a teenage girl who moves to Forks, Washington, and falls in amor with a 104-year-old vampire named Edward Cullen. The series is told primarily from Bella's point of view, with the epilogue of Eclipse and Part II of Breaking Dawn being told from the viewpoint of character Jacob Black, a werewolf. The unpublished Midnight Sun is a retelling of the first book, Twilight, from Edward Cullen's point of view. The novella The Short segundo Life...

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Destiny <3

posted by karlygirl26

its been a long time since i publicado this story but here tu go :)

Chapter 3)

I sat on my cama with Jacob after everything calmed down and was talking with him. Its been a while since we have talked. i like it. "So, wanna hang out tomorrow? i could come over to your house and we could go to La Push o work on the Rabbit." i dicho excitedly.

Jacob, who was no longer sticky from the soda, looked at me. "Hang tomorrow? With me?" He seemed a little confused. "i thought u would be hanging with Cullen boy like tu alway do."

I sighed slightly. "Well, Edward dicho that him and his family are leaving for a...

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Origional song: "Immortal Beings" hope u enjoy!

posted by Imyselfandme

The change...It did not happen fast,rearranged in a sudden whiplash,and now your this,strong and fast,be careful girl,cause it'll whiplash

Chorus:Your lips red as a rose,Your a stark beauty from your head to your toes,along with that pale face and chiseled nose,your definitely real,but tu don't know what to feel (anymore) fighting in the night,your closed quarters,tight,yeah an immoral being alright,an immortal being alright

Your throat burns,your mind yearns,for a sedative tu will never find,they're is no real cure,you never will really endure...everything that's happened to you!

(Chorus)

(Dark night,Twilight) Get a grip girl (Dark night,Twilight) this is the real world (Dark night,Twilight,Dark night,Twilight) Oh!

(Chorus)

An Immortal being,that's alright!

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cóctel, coctel : Chapter 1

posted by emmaliecullen18

This is a continuation of amor CHECK MATE. Set after 3 weeks from the ending of LCM... :D

Emmett's POV.

"Hey Sweetie, where are you?" The drama - queen squeaked. "Right here, dream-girl ," I replied in a much sarcastic and less concerned way. OH yes ! let me tell tu that I don't know who I am and I don't even know who I was....or well what and with whom I was. It has been 3 months and I am here in Miss Bella Swan's luxurious bungalow but whenever I dare to ask her about my identity all that I am told is that it is nothing that I should mind. I would doubt if anyone would readily accept such...

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New Moon(Edward's POV)

posted by ebcullen4ever

Thank tu all who have read ch.1 of my fanfic and thank tu for your comments.I promised tu the siguiente chapter,so here it is.Please enjoy

Ch.2: These Violent Delights

As I made my way toward Bella,I didn't see what the big deal of turning 18 was.I would never be eighteen.I shake my head at the little smile playing at her lips."Happy Birthday,"I say to her when I finally reach her.She looks at me and says,"Don't remind me".I am incredulous that she thinks turning eighteen is like a death sentence o the end of the world.Rosalie would trade places with her in a heartbeat,as would the rest of my...

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My Fave Twilight Saga Characters

posted by ebcullen4ever

There are so many characters in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga,too many to count.There are vampiros both good and bad, humans,and wolves.It is hard for some people to narrow their favorito! Twilight characters down to a small list.This is my lista of my favorito! Twilight characters.(Please note than #1 and 2 are tied for 1st place on my lista of favorito! characters from the Twilight saga).

1) Edward
2)Bella
3)Alice
4)Seth
5)Emmett
6)Esme
7)Renesmee
8)Carlisle
9)Jasper
10)Rosalie
11)Jacob
12)Carmen
13)Kate
14)Benjamin
15)Renee
16)Angela
17)Eleazar

Thank tu Stephenie for creating these amazing characters and sharing them with all of us.These characters will stay with me in my corazón forever,long after Twilight comes to an end.

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Twilight Chain :)

posted by ebcullen4ever

Note: I did not write this article.My fanpop sister,Robssesed,wrote this.This is for all tu Twi hards,like Robssesed and myself.Enjoy!!!

The only thing that is mine from the articulo are the pictures.

If tu think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've reread Twilight over 4 times...copy/paste this into your profile.

If tu have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever tu hear thunder, tu think of vampiros playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If tu are in amor with a Twilight character, copy and paste...

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amor Check Mate : Chapter 16 - lost World

posted by emmaliecullen18

Jasper's POV.

He came out with the blonde girls in his arms.
...................................♥.................................

The girl had bite marks on her neck , wrists, arms , legs....everywhere. Why didn't Alice see this coming? She was bruised and lied there in his arms lifelessly. Her face was the image of a perfect beauty, even among vampiros like us.Divine and complete. Edward placed her on a flat rock and cleared her face from the water he had got from the river.All that the poor girl could whisper was.... Emmett why??
The look on his face spoke volumes about his feelings.He...

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Just Want To Give A Thanks...

posted by TDL92

I just wanted to thank The Twilight Cast for everything. For making the last four ir soon to be five years of my life a miracle, a fairy tale...and just amazing but most of all I have to thank Stephenie Meyer. If it werent for her there would be no Twilight and there wouldnt be this amazing fanbase that I believe will never let Twilight go. It will always be with us no matter what, no matter what people say dont listen to them because I believe we can keep Twilight alive! People will not forget about this amazing series, this amazing cast and these amazing people we call our idols...and our...

amor Check Mate : Chapter 14 - The Fight

posted by emmaliecullen18

Brothers from different mothers!!

All thanks to love_bites and teamjane99 for their constant support and advice. : D
This is gonna be a little long cause I'm not uploading chaps till Thursday!

Emmett's POV.
Nothing happened. Absolutely nothing. No fight between the pikachu and Controller. Just a little laugh from Edward after disclosing my secret pet names for both of them. He of course, had agreed with the names. The hora never seemed to pass. I knew that no one would be hopping and jumping and screaming that they are up for a fight but also I didn't expect that they would be as boring as staring a rock. As I had nothing...