Ok,Everyone knows Edward's Famos Punchline:"So the lion fell in amor with the lamb" the Bella says 'What a stupid Lamb"Them Edward says "What a Sick Machocastic lion" WTF is that??? its that how tu even spell it plese tell me what it means!!!!!

Its cause Edward is a predator hence the lion part and Bella is delicate and fragile hence the cordero part. She says "What a stupid cordero because she thinks that it was dumb for the cordero to put herself in danger. Edward says what a " Sick masochistic lion"- masochistic means: " A willingness to o tendency to subject oneself to unpleasent experiences- becuase it's unpleasent for the lion to be close to the cordero because the cordero smells so enticing.

are tu refering to the masochistic part?

masochistic means to get pleasure from being in danger o being dominated o A willingness to o tendency to subject oneself to unpleasent experiences
edward is calling himself a sick masochistic lion. A lion being in amor with a cordero would be very dangerous for the lamb. in this case bella is the cordero and he is the lion, so it is "sick" and "masochistic" to be putting this "lamb" in danger for his benefit
ie basically he loves her though he thinks its stupid and wrong and dangerous for him to- even though it gives him pleasure

Bella thinks that she is too worthless to be loved por Edward and Edward thinks he is too dangerous to be loved por Bella...(its not a 'punchline'...its a quote...a punchline is at the end of a joke...) :)

right
A lion could eat a lamb,right but instead the lion has fallen in amor with the lamb. the samething with the cordero the cordero would run away instead the cordero fallsd in amor with the lion. so bella are two diffrent things but they make a right.

I though he dicho what a sick PSYCOTIC lion, but i think its the same meaning either way, which is that its sort of sick how a lion falls in amor with its prey, and that the cordero is stupid for not running away from its natural enemy