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Tuesday

My life is ruined! I should have known the danger of keeping a blog. I should have known that anyone on the internet could see it! Why am I so stupid? The word got out that I have a blog so everyone in the school checked it out even my friends. Tammie was pissed with some of the things I dicho about her. Jennifer was mad because I started dating Kyle, the guy she liked. She as even más angry that I didn't tell her about it. Hazel,who felt sorry for me, sided with Tammie and Jennifer. They haven't talked to me since this morning. Everything is falling apart. The worst part is that today...

(I'm so sorry for the super-long delay guys :( I was having dreadful writers block. But I am back now! Enjoy the segundo installment of me and flabaloobalah's story :D)

Later that morning, I trudged into my school with less energy than a sloth. That sleep I lost earlier was starting to catch up with me. Also, my finished project must have added at least a pound and a half to my already heavy backpack, so it was even harder to move.
With a tremendous effort, I finally reached my locker. I pressed my thumb to its scanner and there was a loud, long beep as it analyzed and confirmed my thumbprint....

NOOO!! I cried. Hot tears leaking down my face. Maybe I can still save him I thought. I wiped away my tears and put my hands over his unbeating heart. He was so cold. Please come back to me. Then my hand started to glow.

I felt joy, and warmth flow form me into him. Then his body started to glow brighter and brighter. I shielded my eyes. That’s when I felt it. The bond click into place Kyle Knight was now tied with my soul.

When the light faded I saw his chest moving up and down. Felt his hart beat strong and steady under my hand. His hand slowly covered mine. His eyes blasted open. I smiled...

I was lying in my hospital room doctors surrounding me observing him waiting for a change I knew was coming, but yet I still managed to be a depressive bugger who would somehow baffle the doctors to the extent of breaking down crying in frustration," now Craig I need tu stop crying and relax so we can inspect your health with a few tests, okay how does that sound?," I slowly look up and try to stop the tears but the shadowy figures stand there shouting at me making me so angry, that I lash out at the nearest doctor knocking off his glasses and then punching him in the groin making him cry...

Inspired and written to the tune of "Watching Airplanes" por Gary Allan.
Let me know if tu guys think I should turn this into a story.
W:Mild language

Caramel colored sky and pinks clouds, airplanes flying alongside them, growing small as they went into the distance.He watched the planes fade in the billowing smoke he exhaled from his nostrils. His hands started to shake as he  brought the cigarette to his mouth to take another drag. He couldn't put the damn thing thing between his lips though and flicked the cigarette away with a sigh. He let his hand fall to lay over the other one on his stomach,...

Chapter One
A seguro Place to Hide
    Down in the town, humans lived their comfortable lives, untouched por most of the world. Tonight, the weather is particularly bad. A blizzard moved into the area. It isn't fit weather for man o beast. Yet, fighting her way through the swirling snow is something that is neither one nor the other.
    Nemesis, a healthy dragon of five centuries, fought to keep her course in the storm. She may have gotten a bit cerveza negra, cerveza de malto in her later years, but that won't keep her from her travels. The winds changed direction every few seconds....

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    Brooklyn
    “No, no, no, no,” Terry assures. “Nothing bad is going to happen, Brook, o it already would have, don’t freak out.”
    “I can’t help not freaking out, I mean, I think everything is going to mess up because of the everything is fine. It’s not fine!” I say.
    Terry tilted her head at me. “Hey, it’s going to be okay, and if it’s not, we’ll get through it.”
    I nod, “together.”
    Terry nods as she turns...

Chapter 9: I Play Bad Cop And tu Play Good Cop

      Faye Martinez and Jason Rivers sat in Mr. Rivers' office in his house. They had readied everything for the interviews they were having that evening. They planned on interviewing anyone and everyone who saw Simone the día she vanished. This would take possibly all day. Faye had to literally drag Mr. Rivers from his luxury cama and to his office. He was sitting in the dark, staring out the window, while on the floor. It was ridiculous. Simone always complained about how her father never truly loved her. It is obvious now how much he truly...

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    Zaria
    “So we will not speak of o mention the unspeakable event that took place last night,” Darren told us, looking like a stern teacher reprimanding his class.
    “For the hundredth time yes!” Edith shrieked.
    The sad part was that she wasn’t exaggerating.
    We were all on edge, super tension ran from the air, we had left the park with a dispirited mood. Not because of the stupid stone. Iris was supposed to call us when she got home, but the call never came so we called...

Chapter Nine: Escape Artist Can Escape But A Group Of Students Can't Even Escape From Their School

      Everyone was ready for the escape plan the siguiente night. If it was up to me we would have had everything ready within an hora but tracking teacher schedules was harder then it looked. We were all set and ready to take off that night. I had learned that the school kept two emergency vans in the back. I nabbed the keys from the office when no one was around. I wonder how long it will take them to notice that a set of keys are missing. It was about midnight when our team assembled. Everyone...

Welcome to the official/unofficial newsletter for everything Eden. This is where you'll hear about exciting new projects as well as general news of the planet Eden and my musings. Everything Eden is your fuente for, well, everything Eden.
In this issue, I'll talk aabout the three serries of Eden libros that'll be coming soon. The first Eden book is expected to hit shelves in the siguiente five to ten years, with others following soon after. Let's take a look.

THE SHADOW TRILOGY VOLUME 1: HOPE IN THE STRANGEST PLACES
The first volume in the Shadow trilogy deals with an evil present in all beings, called...

~Genre:realistic fiction, humor~
Chapter 28
        Everyone loves Friday
    I don’t know if Meredith was angry with the cafeteria’s outburst, I haven’t talked to her since that incident, not that we talked much. Sometimes I’d walk past and she’d give me the normal sweet yet lethal look she always did. She’s been skipping some class, one time when she skipped gym some girl’s in the locker room were talking about how vicious she’s gotten. Then one dicho how Grey totally rejected her and she isn’t happy.
    But...

Chapter Six: Two Goons, One Girl, One Man, and One Secret Room

      The door immediately slammed shut behind me. The one thing I never do is panic. It was the perfect time to panic but I had to keep my composure. I wondered if Darrell was able to escape. He couldn't possibly wait for me. He has the opportunity to escape and save himself. I took one step adelante, hacia adelante and tumbled down the stairs. It was so dark that I didn't even notice them. I had quick reflexives so I was able to stop myself before I crashed o made a sound to ward off the intruder. A light switch was to my left so I flicked...

~Genre: Fiction, fantasy~
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    Darren
    No matter the coaxing, Stilere stayed stubborn, she wasn’t being left behind. tu see, it’s like really early in the morning, how early? Like friggin three a.m., that’s how! I am tired, and I certainly don’t want any spook in my life now.
    “I’m coming!” Stilere yelled defiantly, smirking when she saw Alex’s shoulder’s deflate. She’s won the battle.
    “Fine,” Alex said. “But be careful, oh and your on watchful tower.”
    Watchful...

Chapter Eighteen
Book Six- Zoe

      How did the battle end? Well, Shane kicked some serious butt. I wasn't so bad myself. The guards may have been ghost but they were pretty easy to kill. All tu had to do was kill hem like tu would kill a human. It was that simple. It was what made the battle even más serious then it already was. My sister. She killed herself. That is what it looked like. The odd thing was that The One was nowhere to be found. I searched everywhere in the castillo but I couldn't find him. I soon gave up. He wasn't important. My sister was. The dream of my sister's grave...

~Genre: Fiction, mystery and fantasía :)~
Chapter 38
        The river that drowned tears
    I ignored the freaked out yells and warning’s as I went past the speed and nearly demolished the car, we couldn’t take our time, we had to be fast. We finally reached the river, which was very close to the river, and I turned off the engine and jumped out of the car running to the lake.
    I plunged deep into the water and I swam through it to find the victim, who I found though made me gasp. Jessica was tied to...

chapter one

When I was a little girl my dad suddenly left. I remember being really close to him. Sometimes he would act strange though. Like he never stayed in one place long and was always looking behind him like he thought someone was following him. And one día he dicho he had to go for a little while, and he never came back. He was the best father I could ask for. He was kind and always did what was best for the family. And that is why it broke my corazón to find out that he wasn’t coming back. At first I didn’t believe it and I didn’t want to. The only thing I wanted was my dad to come...

~Genre: Fiction, mystery and fantasía :)~
Chapter 35
        Qualities of a hero
    “I brought tu your favorito! foods, deserts, etc. Should hold tu for awhile.” Jess says, handing me a steamy plate.
    “What are tu planning on doing, Jess?” I ask, confused, but grateful she wasn’t starving us. “What’s your motive?”
    “Sorry, can’t give tu all of my secrets, you’ll know soon,” Jess paused. “But right now, eat, strengthen your bones.”
    I take...

~Genre: Fiction, fantasy~    
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    Darren
    Now, I don’t hate school, no, not at all. But the thought of going to it for a place of safety, especially with no one but creepy janitors in there, yeah, I’m not liking it.
    “How are we going to get in?” Brooklyn asked, eyeing the doors that, in morning look friendly and welcoming, but at night look dangerous and ready to gobble up innocent kids.
    “Oh, please!” Stilere said, looking at our faces. “You cannot be scared of school,...

~Genre: Fiction, fantasy
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Iris
    I hadn’t been really surprised when we broke apart after that weirdness, being with them brought back all those memories. But I’ve been beginning to feel a bit lonely, all of us really bonded that day, and it feels like were sharing a secret. The bad part is that we don’t even know the secret either.
    I still can’t stop thinking of that book, it just popped up from where the lightning hit. Something happened that made it do that.
    “Hey Zaria,” I say as I walk up to her.
    Zaria...