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Gwen's POV

I was sitting on my cama in my cold dark room watching my horror movie collection. I was sitting at the edge of my asiento as the killer walked closer to his victim when suddenly….

"GWEN!!!!"

I fell off my cama in shock and my mini DVD player fell with me. "WHAT?" I yelled back as I tried to make out who had just entered my room. I usually have amazing night vision but today, being upside-down, I could barley see a thing. That is until I was picked up and placed on my feet could I see. It's him, Trent.

"Its creepy in here. Do tu even have light bulbs?" he asked. I looked up at his face...

Part Two: It Was Two Weeks Later and Izzy Had Moved In With Owen. Now It Was Time To Get The Word Out To Out To Everybody. Even Starting With Owen's and Izzy Parents. Izzy Are tu Sure We tu Want To Go And Tell Everyone. dicho Owen Yes. We Need To. dicho Izzy Ok I,ll Get Out Of The Car. dicho Owen Izzy and Owen Walked Up To Izzy Parents Pouch and Owen Ringed There Doorbell. When Izzy's Mom Got It She dicho Hola! Owen and Izzy! dicho Izzy's Mom Lizz As She Greeted Them Come In and Sit Down In There Sofa. What Comes tu Here? dicho Lizz. Well Me and Owen Decide To Get Married. dicho Izzy OMG Izzy....

Back at inicial base, Chris sat waiting. Everyone else did, too.
Um. Uh.
"What are tu guys doing together?" Heather dicho with a smirk.
Uh. "Um..."
Gwen saved me. Us, I mean. "Is it such a big deal to have two people come the same way, at the same time?" She shook her head. "No. And why shouldn't it be these two?"
Uh. Leshawna smiled. "On a date, were you?"
"No!!!" I yelled. Duncan was making a weird face. But it was still cute.
"Awwww, that is so sweet! Right, Beth?" Lindsay squealed. "They're going out together!"
"Yeah!!!" Beth smiled at me. I jerked back.
Um, hello? I just dicho we weren't. And we weren't...