If tu give a girl a gun,

She'll want something to shoot.

So you'll have to get her a target.

While she's shooting, she'll remember her first mission.

She'll also start remembering her first partner,

And she'll want to find out how he's doing.

So you'll get a McProbie to hack into Mossad,

So she can find out where to send a letter.

As she's escritura the letter, she'll remember that time she killed a man with a pen.

She will chuckle to herself, and you'll ask what's so funny.

She'll tell tu it is nothing, and she will finish the letter.

tu will walk down to the mail room together,

But on the way,

She will pass the still broken elevator,

And remember that time she was stuck in there overnight.

She will remember she still owes her friend a new watch,

So tu will drive her to the jeweler.

On the way to the jeweler, tu will pass the dance hall,

And she will want to go inside.

She will be disappointed when the door is locked,

So tu will go around back to find the other door wide open.

tu will enter cautiously,

And when tu get to the studio,

tu will see the shadow of something hanging from the ceiling.

tu will both draw your weapons,

But when tu turn on the light,

tu see that it is a piñata.

She will reprimand tu when tu want to crack it open, and tell tu that it is for the children.

tu will whine and say that there could be dulces inside,

So she smirks and agrees to a small peek .

When there is dulces inside,

tu will take a large handful and run for the door.

When she yells after you, tu will laugh and slow down so she can catch up.

She will want to share the candy, since tu already took it,

So tu will give her a blue Jolly Rancher,

Not only because tu know they're her favorite,

But because tu want to see her with the blue mouth this time.

As she sucks on her Jolly Rancher,

Her lips will morph and twist in ways tu didn't think were possible.

tu will want to kiss her oh-so-badly,

But tu won't.

Because when tu give a girl a gun,

That means she can shoot tu with it.